Phone Losers of America - Causing Problems At Wal-Mart

The idea below are going to greatly increase the enjoyment of your Wal-Mart shopping experience. You may be saying to yourself, “I can’t do these things, I’ll get in trouble!” Give me a break, just use your head. If you use many of these ideas you’ll get yelled at by a manager and maybe even thrown out of the store. Is this really a loss? However, you should still be responsible when thinking of trying any of the acts below. Running amok around Wal-Mart with a chainsaw may sound like fun but you could end up hurting someone or getting yourself arrested. So use common sense, we can’t be responsible for your stupidity.

APPLIANCES:

AUTOMOTIVE:

Practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Take one of those round air filters out of the box, put it on your head and declare yourself the king of the automotive department.

BOOKS:

In the new releases section, rip out the very last page of the story in each book so the person who reads it will go nuts wondering how it ended.

CHECKOUT LANES:

Get a full cart and get in a long check out line and when your next in line act like you forgot something and leave.
The credit card machines at the registers have regular cat-5 cables running into them. Rapidly un-plugging and re-plugging them causes the registers to freeze. Re-boots can take take 15-20 minutes.

CHRISTMAS:

Challenge other customers to a duel with tubes of gift wrap.

CLOTHING:

Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Try on bras over top of your clothes.
Take the bras to the sewing/fabric department and try them on there. Makes people wonder…
Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not puting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles
Put a pair of panties over your face and run around the store yelling that you’re Spiderman.
Steal some latex condoms and when no one is looking, slip them on the hands and over head of mannequins. If you have some milk or any other white fluid on you for some reason, fill up the condom and put it in the the hand hanging out of the fly. Woe to the employee who has to pull that one out.
In departments where the shelves are overflowing with clothes or other soft flexible items, stick mannequin arms and legs into the shelves for the look of people caught in the merchandise with various limbs sticking out.

COMPUTERS:

On each display computer, check the mouse to see if there’s a mouse ball inside. If there is, take it out and screw the cover back on. Lose these on the floors, throw them at customers or pretend they’re bubble gum.
Figure out a way into the display computer’s settings (they’re usually protected) and give their Windows 98 a new “theme” – this would include a new desktop background image (porn!), now sounds (porn!), and maybe some of those new-fangled active desktop links to even more porn. You can bring in porn on a disk.
Change the screen saver into the scrolling marquee. The message you put in there is only limited by your imagination.

COSMETICS:

Spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way.
Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs.
If they have anything free to try, use it ALL up.

ELECTRONICS:

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn
the volumes to 10.
Re-alphabetize the CD’s.
Record a tape or CD with nothing on it for a few minutes. Then after the silence record the most offensive things you can think of such as porn audio clips, profanity, songs with extrememly dirty lyrics, etc. Stick the tape or CD into a stereo, crank up the volume and walk away.
By the CDs, put on the headphones and listen to their music, singing along very loudly like you’re doing keraoke. Be really obnoxious about it and if an employee tells you to stop just pretend like you can’t hear or see them because you’re lost in your music.
Complain about “Well, if you edit all your CD’s, then why don’t you edit your movies too?” (note – Walmart sells “clean” versions of popular music which means never buy music from Walmart!)
-Go up to the clerk and ask LOUDLY where the pornography is, then get VERY angry when they don’t have any. Loudness is the key.
Go through every movie on the racks, murmering “seen it… seen it… seen it…” until you either can’t take it anymore or you drive everyone away.
Mix up the index cards for the categories of CDs. Do it slowly so that the clerk doesn’t notice, but if you get enough of them all over the CD section, people will be going CRAZY.

FOOD COURT:

Get a soft drink, tell them you don’t get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.

FITTING ROOMS:

Go into the fitting room and after a minute yell real loud….”Hey we’re out of toilet
paper in here!”

FLORAL/GARDEN:

Take the little packets of seeds and rip the top off of one. Then take another and make a small hole at the top of the packet. Pour the first packet into the second, then make it look like it was never opened. The customer will either think they got a good deal, or they might get really confused in the spring when they get hybrid veggies.
Pee in the flowers. If it doesn’t kill them, at least they’ll smell really bad.
Have a BIG arrangement of flowers made up then walk off saying “I’ve got some shopping to do, I’ll be back.” Then when they’re done with it, just walk straight past the counter and ignore everything the employee says.
Pour salt in the plants.
Take packets of seeds and plant them in random pots.
Bring marijuana seeds to the store and plant those.
You know those little white tabs that they put in all of the plants that have the name of the plant and various watering instructions on them? Switch them around. Although the effects won’t be readily apparent, someone will eventually realize it’s happened and send someone out to fix it. The best part is when the clerk fixing it has no clue what a geranium is.
Bring some crushed-up Alka-Seltzer and sprinkle it all over the plants. Next time they water the plants, there’ll be a lot of white foam coming out of them.

GROCERIES:

Get some steaks, ground beef and all kinds of other meat from the meat department and put them in your shopping cart. You don’t have a shopping cart? Steal one from that old lady, you can run faster than her. Now find another isle where there’s space underneath the shelves and stuff the meat under there as far back as it’ll go. In a few weeks it’s going to start smelling awfully foul around there. Do this all over the store but hide them good so employees don’t find them. You can also toss them up on top of shelves where they won’t be found for a long time.
Limburger cheese, which comes in
convenient small glass jars, is perfect for hiding the same way as steak/meat/etc. But an even better place to put it is on the same shelves as the candles/aromatheraphy products.
First visit the pet department and get all kinds of different pet foods. Then start stocking the pet food alongside the regular foods. Try to match the style and looks of the other foods on the shelf. Like put the cans of cat food next to similar shaped cans in the grocery section. Customers will either be disgusted by the pet food being by the regular food or they’ll not notice and end up eating it when they get home.

HARDWARE:

Ask the guy who makes keys if he has the key to your heart.
Pick up various tools (saws, hatchets, chainsaws, hedge trimmers) and chase each other all over the store with them at really high speeds.
Test out the quality of the bolt cutters by seeing if you can cut the protective sleeves off of CDs.

HOUSEWARES:

See how high you can build a paper towel pyramid before being noticed.
Build a huge wall in the toilet paper isle out of toilet paper, blocking off access to the isle. (Toilet paper packages are a little more sturdy than paper towels.)
Chase people around the store with a toilet seat like you’re a crocodile.

INFANTS:

Ask where the black-market baby section is.

JEWLRY:

Order a class ring. The employee will have to stand there and ask you questions for what you want on the ring, etc. Then say you changed your mind and leave.

LAYAWAY:

Put m&m’s on layaway
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

MEDICAL:

Take a big swallow of water and let an alka-seltzer dissolve on your tongue. Make sure to drool lots and fall in the floor and fake convulsions.
Construct a bridge across the aisle with band-aids and tongue-depressers.
Take a bottle of vitamin-C tablets, mash them up, give yourself a little “snowjob” then walk around acting all paranoid.
If they have one of those blood-preassure tester machines, try to stick your head in the cuff and make a big scene when you can’t.
Use some tape and rip off all the barcodes off the back of embarassing products like Preparation H, Gas-X, tampons, etc. Rip the price tags off too. That way when someone brings them up to the front, they’ll either have to hike their asses back to find a new one or the store will do a price check over the intercom. Items like these are also a lot of fun to slip
into people’s carts as they go up front.
Take various pieces of mannequins from the clothing department and put them in the cuff of the blood pressure machine.

PARKING LOT:

Set up a “Valet Parking” sign out front.
Drive around the entrances screaming out the window “the British are coming”
POODOLLARS! You take a dollar, smear shit on it and casually drop it outside the doors. Watch as people pick it up thinking they can use it to make 10-10-321 calls and get poo all over their hands.

PETS:

Have a goldfish squishing contest. Don’t worry, we have an inside source that tells us Wal-Mart manufactures all of their own goldfish so you’re not really being mean and cruel or anything.
Cut holes in the bottom of the kitty litter bags. And the dog food bags. And the cat food bags.
Cut a slit into the largest kitty litter bag, put it in your cart and start walking around the store, leaving a trail of kitty litter wherever you go.
Scoop a gold fish out of their tank and put them in the oscar tank. The Oscars swallow them whole, minus the head or tail which will hang out of their mouth. (how cute!)
Scoop out an Oscar and put it in the gold fish tank. See how many it can eat before it dies.
Get some Goldfish brand cheese crackers from the food department and fill up an empty fish tank with them. Be sure to mark a price for them on the tank!

REST ROOMS:

Bring merchandise into the rest rooms. Lots of it. You can’t get arrested for shoplifting unless you actually shoplift. So stock all the stalls with the newest CDs, bottles of perfume and other small items that you can easily pocket. Just pack the restroom with merchandise and carts of stuff. The temptation will be too great for some customers and they might actually shoplift the items.
Doesn’t the sink area look a little bare? Make it look more like home by taking a bunch of items from housewares and arranging it neatly in the restrooms. Get some bathroom rugs in there, a toothbrush holder, a hair dryer, some of those cute tissue box holders and some Snoopy towels to dry your hands on. Put a scale on the floor and some magazines in each of the stalls.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

RETURN DESK:

SPORTING GOODS:

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
While handling guns ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
Fill up a shopping cart with propane tanks and with a crazy look in your eye, ask an employee where the lighters are.

TOYS:

When you see huge stuffed toy dogs on the shelves, rearrage them so some are humping each other and others are laying down getting it from behind and others have their mouth in the crotch of other dogs. It’ll be a huge orgy!
Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield
with G.I. Joe and the X-Men.
Ride a display bicycle or scooter through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
Crusify a Caggage Patch doll using a jack from the auto department and duct tape from hardware. Kids will love it!
Play cowboys and indians with the fake guns and cowboy hats. Run all around the store and “shoot” the customers.
Arrange a bunch of motion sensing toys on the floor so they all look at each other. Then activate them all so they’ll never shut up.

MISCELLANEOUS TIPS:

Get on a store phone and call up a random department. Pretend that you’re an employee in another department and do whatever it takes to get them pissed off at you. When you’re done, call another department and do the same thing. After awhile all of the employees will be mad at each other.
Load up on some free samples of lotion from cosmetics. Then go around the store squirting it on the shopping cart handles and watch the faces of the people who wonder what’s all over their hands.
Ride those little electronic kiddie cars at the front of the store.
Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!”
While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy”
Play with the automatic doors.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “…I’m Batman. Come, Robin–to the Batcave!”
TP as much of the store as possible.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
Two words: “Marco Polo.”
While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. Find a bottle of Pepsi and bring that along too.
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.
When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask “Why won’t
you people leave me alone?”
A really fun thing to do at Walmart is to get a cart, and walk around the whole store, filling up your cart with different stuff from all the different departments. The employees laugh at this and think it’s damned funny, because they have to put each individual item away for you.
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,”I think we have a code 3 in housewares” and see what happens.
Move “CAUTION WET FLOOR” signs to carpet areas.
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again”.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Switch signs on the men’s and women’s bathrooms.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission Impossible”.
Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it with out saying a word.
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the store.
Hold indoor shopping cart races.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
Play hide n go seek and/or Tag in the aisles. Set boundies and have “bases.” For example a good hiding place might be in the bean bags, third shelf up. Your friend will make a mess, digging through merchandise to find you. Just remember that plain clothes security doesn’t take kindly to guys running at full speed through their store.
When you need merchandise from a top shelf, use big balls from the toy isle to knock it off. If you break it, just try again.
Get some nice plates, cups and silverware from housewares. Then get a lot of good food from the food section. Sit down at one of those display tables and chairs and have a nice candlelit dinner. Don’t forget to have a nice tablecloth and get some candle holders and candles. And hell, go put on some nice Wal-Mart clothes from menswear. You could really impress a chick with a Wal-Mart dinner like this.
Climb on one of those gigantic ladders with the wheels on it and have your friend push you all over the store. You can score extra points by grabbing the hanging signs off of the ceiling as you pass them.
One day I saw a kid piss his pants in the midle of the aisle and an employee had to clean it up. So bribe a lot of little kids (with candy from the food department) into pissing all over the floors. Better yet, just whip it out and do it yourself.
Bring a megaphone into the store. Pretend that you’re Tom Green.
Bring any item into the store and the Wal-Mart “greeter” will have to put a little sticker on your item to show that it’s your item. Now peel the sticker off and put in on something really large such as a propane bar-b-que grill and try to wheel it out of the store. When they stop you point at the sticker as proof that you wheeled that sucker in with you.
Fart on the greeters, then LOUDLY blame it on them.
Krazy Glue items to the shelves (hell, Krazy Glue packages of Krazy Glue to the shelves – oh, the stinging backhand of irony)
Always, ALWAYS ask the greeter where the fetish section is.
Walk around with a camera taking pictures of all the Wal-Mart employees. Then, if you’ve got any film left, conspicuously take pictures of the security cameras and/or cash registers.

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107 Responses to “Causing Problems At Wal-Mart”

From earl on January 25th, 2007 at 5:36 pm:
this is freakin awesome. i did it all. now im in jail for it. THANKS!

From viky on February 18th, 2007 at 2:22 pm:

awsome i have done like half the things on this list and never been caught

From Jason on February 27th, 2007 at 8:20 pm:

another fun idea is to hide in those tall plastic cages that they hold all those large balls in and as people walk by push all the balls out of the top and as there watching all the balls bounce around walk away casually.

From chase on March 6th, 2007 at 11:45 am:

this site is the fuckin greatest!!!

From Billy on March 6th, 2007 at 7:51 pm:

I was sucidial until i found your website.It has given me reason to live by making the scum who choose to work at walmart suffer for their sins.God bless you.God bless you.

From Billy Sparks on March 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm:

These are some of the most retarded things i’ve ever seen. More than half are stolen from email spam letters and don’t even apply to Walmart, and the other half will more than likely get you arrested. Hey kids! Let’s piss off people who are paid to be nice to us when they’re working and see how difficult we can make their lives. Wow that sounds like fun. The title of this listing should be how to be a socially retarded dick.

From Nate Ã¢ËœÂºÃ¢ËœÂ»Ã‚Â§ on March 13th, 2007 at 2:41 pm:

Billy! Calm down, dad gummit!

From Tricia on March 20th, 2007 at 1:14 pm:

Wow, Billy, thats not cool. Let the people have there fun, if they are stupid enough to get caught doing it, then let them. And if you have such a big problem with it, then why even read it, let alone waste your time writing about it? But anywho, I think its fucking fabulous!

From courtney on March 30th, 2007 at 6:17 pm:

Im not tyring to say this is wrong but wouldnt you get in trouble about the meat thing. it just seems that the secerity cams would see you. but just saying cus I dont want to get in trouble

From Lexia on April 7th, 2007 at 1:13 pm:

I gave this little kid 20 to go up to a mannaquin that was wearing jeans and pee on the left leg of it and it looked like the mannaquin was the one who pissed himself/herself

From Mike on April 8th, 2007 at 7:39 pm:

code 3 in housewares doesn’t exist – Walmart uses a color system

try code green – Hostage
or Brown – Shooting

From how do you spell tree on April 24th, 2007 at 7:43 pm:

i love this it is so damn funny i did the meat thing came back a week later it was still there it smellet relly bad lol

From Infidel Forever on May 3rd, 2007 at 10:42 pm:

There was a really foul smell in the back corner of the walmart I shop at. Several of us reported it to management. Now I’m guessing it was STEAK AND HAMBURGER! Ha Ha.

Very funny ideas, but I would never ‘punk’ an employee or a stranger. My objective will be to just do the goofy things, like dropping off condoms in various departments in the store (maybe a condom trail…), and re-dressing the mannequins- putting lots of jewlery on them would be fun. Now, every time I go to walmart, I’ll be LOOKING for new things to do!

From Infidel Forever on May 3rd, 2007 at 10:50 pm:

BTW- I’m 40 yrs old, and I think this site is hilarious!

Some people just need to lighten up in this world… just imagine how much fun your “inner child” would have by setting a condom package (or whatever) on the end cap of every isle all the way through the sporting goods and automative dept! Or housewares! Just stay out of the childrens dept- today’s kids are messed up enough already. ;)

From jim on June 16th, 2007 at 6:03 pm:

this was sooooo funny thank you so much… the goldfish things cruel though!

From George Stephanopolous on June 22nd, 2007 at 3:19 pm:

What I love to do is go to the plumbing/housewares and load up on plungers (old style) and run around and stick them to the floor in random open places

From Spekledworf on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:31 pm:

My cousin and I hum the theme to mission impossible and shout we’re james bond and run then count 1..2…3… and drop to the ground and roll and get back up and keep running.
I think i’ll make plans to do some stuff to the camp counselors tomorrow. i dont go to camp but i used to and we were so evil to those counselors. we’d pick up ants and show them to the counselor and say we named it after them and then squish it right in front of them.

From spekledworf on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:34 pm:

try this- its simmilar to the mission
impossible but shout that ur james bond
with a gruop of people count 1…2…3… then drop on the ground and roll. then pretend
to shoot customers

From spekledworf on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:39 pm:

aaaaaaah one more thing i forgot to mention

take mops and fight someone and talk like those people on anime fighting shows

my line is always this “You cannot defeat me! I am level 24 mop ninja! Qwaaaaaaah!?!”

From dur on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:57 pm:

I work at walmart….I dropkick retards who come into the store to fuck with shit cause they have no lives….If any of you do this stuff its because your 12 have no job, most likly a virgin. And if you think I dont hurt kids who do this im serious i really do fight kids who fuck around in my store.

You loosers need to try and work retail to see what its like….WalMart sucks enough as it is but its a job.

From dur on July 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 am:

Another thing most of the stuff on this site doesnt even work for walmart….Grow up you have no idea how hard it is to work retail.

From Joe on July 6th, 2007 at 10:44 pm:

Don’t get me wrong, this all sounds like fun but walmart has good security. Laugh all you want, ive ripped them off enough to know. No, there is no security gaurds, they are all undercover “secret shoppers” Try going to a walkmart with a friend, split up and walk around, look at people and your going to start seeing people peeking around the corners, following you. But they preted to shop, as soon as you make eye contact they pick up at item and pretend to look at at, they may even have a cart. Last time this happend to me, I got stalled at the regester by the lady and some story about her aunts dog off of 65 and National, while a group of employees came out of a little side door, split up and went outside, and one of them re-set the security system at the door. I was then followed to Wendys by some dude in an explorer, then followed all the was across town, even down back roads. I evetually lost them, or they stopped following me. Just take my advice that walmart has some pretty tight security, at least ever walmart around here. Just be careful.

From Evan on July 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm:

i lol’d

From Pepsiman41 on July 10th, 2007 at 10:20 am:

some other things to do at walmart are:

1. get a cart and fill it up with random items. then go to the self checkout lanes(i think they are 10-20 items or less) and do it slowly. will drive people mad!!

2. go into the bathrooms at the front and there should be a switch above the one that controls the lights. it makes someone page the janitor to go clean a perfectly clean bathroom.

3. go to the place where the test perfume is and take it to the place with the fans. get some fans to blow at a group of people (preferably men) and spray the perfume into the fan so they will get perfumed.

4. go to electronics and fund the CD cases section. find the certain type of CD case that when you press a button it opens automatically. put it on a shelf at the back. then set some other cases up(hard/metal kind) like dominos and press the button so it will open. run and listen. it will scare people around it.

THE FOLLOWING ARE FOR McDONALDS

1.order a McWhopper with some curly fries

2.go inside and order 50 snack wraps and say “it is for my son’s baseball team” and while they are getting the 50 snack wraps ($2.00+ each) go and leave

From Pepsiman41 on July 10th, 2007 at 10:32 am:

my ideas above are mine! I made them up myself! they are a pepsiman41 original! check other sites if you don’t beleive me /\_/\
( -.- ) (( __

From Pepsiman41 on July 10th, 2007 at 10:33 am:

my cat face thing didn’t show up right…
@(^_^)@

From Bobcalled on July 11th, 2007 at 11:54 am:

haha this is funny, yes security is pretty bad. I tried to just chill and read books once and they stopped me thinking I was up to something. If you work retail yea it sux but quit complaining I mean, your the one working there. Theres millions of other jobs. haha Other fun things to do.
from me.
1)Put pornographic images in the photo frames.
2)Throw tons of condoms in a toy box ect something you open in the toys section.
hell if I had time Ild think of more. but. w/e haha Yeah walmart is like made for this sooooo do it up. Just know you can get arrested.

From Deshra on August 10th, 2007 at 10:35 pm:

Ive done a few of these before finding the site. Just a little note, Walmart has over 13000 worker’s rights violations a year. I once worked there.
I do have a wonderous tip. Try this, call Wal-mart and pretend your in another dept. dont know how to page a “code: ADAM” which is the lost child code, then give the operator the child’s details. By policy every worker who can has to drop what their doing to look for the child.

From jason barley on August 31st, 2007 at 8:53 pm:

i am a guy and sprayed the perfume on me and flirted with all the guys i could find and one big black guy grabbed my ass and asked for my # i gave him walmarts #

From The Bitch on September 7th, 2007 at 7:44 am:

LOL! Im one of the “normal” people working at walmart and i think ppl who want to do this kind of stuff should go for it. Hearin about it would take my mind off of stupid smelly customers for a change and probly make my day.
Ive done a couple myself and now i know that its just good fun to laugh about later.

From Tempest on September 15th, 2007 at 4:34 pm:

a few of my friends in the midwest did some of this. they were gonna send me pictures, but they left the camera at home. one of them said their favorite part was putting condoms in random carts.

From Tara on October 6th, 2007 at 4:46 pm:

I work at walmart and I do stuff like this all the time. It’s all in good fun and nobody’s getting hurt.

From chris on November 13th, 2007 at 7:49 pm:

ok this shit is fucking funny i used to work at wlamart i got fired for telling ppl the shit they were geting was SHIT what would be funy is rideing around on the cart mules like a high speed chase

From bobby man on December 13th, 2007 at 2:59 pm:

walmart party- be there !!

From Joe Mama on December 26th, 2007 at 5:37 pm:

My personal favorite walmart prank is to tie two rubber bands together with fishing line and hook each rubber band to a glass jar on opposite sides of an aisle. Soon, someone walks down the aisle and…BOOM. Very funny.

From BTG413 on December 29th, 2007 at 11:38 pm:

omg this is good stuff. any1 who thinks this isn’t funny must have no sense of humor. another thing to check out is to google 101 fun things to do at wal-mart. its very similar but worth reading

From yur stupid on December 31st, 2007 at 4:36 pm:

hey stupid toilet paper and toilet seats arent in the housewares department

From sarah shannan summer on January 5th, 2008 at 11:57 pm:

lol funny shit =]
were gonna try all this shit!!!
rock on wal-mart pranksters

From evan kluesner from NJ on January 7th, 2008 at 9:12 pm:

Lmao this shit is great I’ll tell yah. Me and my friend would go into walmart and be go up to random customers and be like, “Hey, fuck you!” And they wouldn’t know what to do. Also, we were walking down an aisle and my buddy grabbed this big paper towell pack out of this ladies cart and she was like, “Touch me again and I’ll kick you in balls…” (Note the spanish accent). We played Wal-Mat tag, I threw a volleyball at this old lady and was like, “Bitch, wtf heard you were talking SHIT!?” She got her husband and we were like, “Dude wtf are you talking about? You’re wife is nuts…”

From shitdude on January 10th, 2008 at 12:15 am:

thease are all just kickass suff , and ppl just make sure ur wearing like sunglasses and descizes
of somesort if your just sneekin foolin round
because u dont wana be reconized like if u really
have to buy something…..so in other words if u get like kicked KICKED out ….. you didnt the face dude u were discized as did.

From Cloud on January 27th, 2008 at 7:53 am:

WOW! I used to be a vendor @ the walmarts in my area and these are the best things to do. The Pink Tag works wonders on MP3 Players or Video Games.. Not Saying I have done this but I have seen it work. BTW I love Calling other departments.
You guys give me lots of enjoyment every time I have to go into a Hellmart. BTW FUCK WAL MART!

From John Smith on January 27th, 2008 at 9:54 pm:

This site is great. I had loss prevention falsely accuse me of stealing. Ha Ha time to get even. Wal mart sucks!!!!!!!!!!! One really funny thing to do is if your wal mart has those carts that lock up after they cross a certain point, lock a bunch of them up by crossing them over the line, throw them on the back of a pickup and scatter them all over the neighborhood and some poor SOB will have to go collect them, but they will be all locked up. What’s even funnier is to watch management try and figure out how they got across the security line. If you do this, make sure its at night so your not seen.

From Bree on January 30th, 2008 at 9:45 am:

I work at a Walmart in the midwest and I have to say, security’s pretty lax at my store. Most of the cameras don’t work, and we don’t even have a security manager at the moment. Plus, if you’re not doing anything to harass other people or damaging merchandise, you won’t even get talked to, much less kicked out. Regular Walmart employees aren’t allowed to tell anyone to stop what they’re doing anyway, it has to be the managers.
The only thing I’d say about this is just try not to damage any property or merchandise. This WILL get you arrested, and it’s just being a dick. We employees do have to eat that cost. It’s true Walmart is a very shitty job, but when you’re going to college in a small town where there are 10,000 other college kids who want a job, sometimes it’s all you can get when you have to pay rent.
Otherwise, they’re hilarious. Especially the one about the dinner, if you just went and bought food from the food court and took it to a display table, and on your way there just took a bunch of dining stuff and set it up on the table. I’d be impressed if my date had the balls to do that. :)

From striker on February 13th, 2008 at 2:07 am:

I got fired from walmart. Revenge is oh so sweet.

From cool-rad-dude on February 14th, 2008 at 4:00 am:

This is great, i can’t wait to get hammered and try some of these things.

From Kilroy on March 10th, 2008 at 2:03 pm:

Okay, here’s what you do. You and a bunch of friends all go into the store wearing black. You then appropriate the nerf guns, and sneak around shooting eachother.

From peter on March 11th, 2008 at 6:05 pm:

Omfg this is cool

try getting the giant ballz and bouncing them reallly hard across the store

From b-wadd on March 16th, 2008 at 6:34 pm:

dude this is totally funny…in parking lots (if youre with a group of people) fight for passengers seat…i did that at home depot and there was this couple looking at us and laughing…you should do that…better yet put the condoms in 6 year old toys aisles

From Madmin on March 22nd, 2008 at 7:28 am:

Wonderfully entertaining. The Mission impossible, red rover, and marco polo ideas are great fun.

From i hate walmart on April 24th, 2008 at 6:58 pm:

if you really want to have fun,bring a guitar and amp and turn it up really loudly and play crappily and then when you finish bow and ask for money, if they dont give it to you tell them they suck

From i hate walmart on April 24th, 2008 at 7:03 pm:

dress up in camo *no guns!!* and crawl aroun “looking for terrorists”

From fed meyer shall pay on June 8th, 2008 at 4:38 pm:

as my name states, fed meyer shall pay(my local fred meyer has a busted r) most of this can be applied to any large franchise store, this rocks!!!

From Walmart LP on July 11th, 2008 at 6:37 pm:

I actually work for Wal-Mart and we arrest people all the time for this stuff. If you have not gotten caught yet wait until you do. LP and the rules to arrest have changed a lot since this was written. As it is funny, will not be when you are arrested.

From wow you're Gay! on September 16th, 2008 at 6:03 pm:

WOW THE DUDE ABOVE ME IS A TOOLBAGGG…LOL @ WE ARREST YOU….YOU ARE A GOON…LET THAT BE KNOW…WHAT ARE YOU MAKING 13 K A YEAR…LIGHTEN UP

JUST FOR THAT I’M HAVING A FULL OUT WATER GUN WAR WITH 10 GUYS NEXT TIME WE COME

From j on September 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am:

lp sucks balls at wal mart they falsely accused me and they will pay! fuck wal mart

From walmart man on October 12th, 2008 at 5:38 pm:

All this does sound fun, but i am a assistant manager and i see alot of customers getting hurt from these jokes, I did a bunch of them in the past, but now i see that they are bad, i even seen a older man die because of kids like this and these jokes, So please dont try them, Just think life in jail over a ‘FUNNY’ joke..

From Wally world worker on November 12th, 2008 at 12:33 pm:

Dito, I am a CSM at a wal-mart store and while I would love for someone to bring a little humor into my life while at work, (let’s be honest it’s really boring)Don’t do anything that makes me call security, the cops, the fire department, an ambulance or a HazMat team please. Just remember one day we will simply join with Opec and fulfill our plans of world domination, at which time you will be held accountable for your sins against the Wal-mart. Also the southpark episode is incorrect you cannot kill Wal-mart by destroying the heart. Wal-mart had no heart.

From walmart is teh suck on December 5th, 2008 at 11:53 pm:

The fish things are just mean. Not funny. Everything else is freaking HILARIOUS. Oh and if you really want chaos, krazy glue a couple of quarters right in front of the entrance.

From Man Ager on December 6th, 2008 at 8:36 am:

Oh there are some good ones here, most suck. As a Previous Walmart Manager I’ve seen them all, better ones like putting meat (like steak/Chicken) in between Jeans, Going to crafts and getting the paints and squirting products on the shelves. Going to hardware for tools and taking apart bikes. Just remember most walmart associates don’t really give a shit, I didn’t. It wasn’t cause if wasn’t paid well (50K a year ain’t bad) I just didn’t care. I still got paid!!

From WEEEEEEEEEE on December 8th, 2008 at 5:03 am:

Have fun, but don’t do anything to harm someone or the merchandise. It’s not worth it.

From *Amazing* on December 9th, 2008 at 6:49 am:

seriously if you get mad about these jokes you have no life, they’re halarious. Wal-mart sucks anyways. Go to the tire and lube area and read the sign about tires. They dont inspect them for safety and the sign says they check the tread on the tire with a device that doesnt give accurate readings? WTF is the point of the device then? The sign is really there though, i was there yesterday

From Ex Employe of Wal Mart on December 10th, 2008 at 12:12 pm:

If something is missing on shelves ( ex: 1 box of chips left)…Ask the employee to go get you some more in the backstore…Really INSIST…( ex : you want 6 bags of chips of BARBECUE…nothing else…Employe’s must take care of their own departement…they can’t dispatch it to someone else…If there’s none left , go to a different departement or if you’re with a friend , use a different product…
It will piss him/her off for sure espicially if the backstore is far from the departement!!
I know what I’m talking about…personnal experience…Look at my name :)

From funny funny on December 12th, 2008 at 12:01 am:

Everything is funny except putting adult items in the children s section. that is not funny or cute at all.

From Employee101 on December 14th, 2008 at 10:22 pm:

This site is cool, I work for walmart, and it gets boring sometimes, so funny shit is always good….come visit us often!!

From Marvin Red on December 15th, 2008 at 12:23 pm:

GO TO THE GUN SECTION AND ASK TO SEE A SHOTGUN THEN TAKE THE HANDGUN TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE, WAVE IT IN THE AIR AND YELL “EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND NOW!”.

IF THEY DONT HAVE GUNS JUST STEAL ONE FROM THE TOY SECTION AND REMOVE THE RED TIP.

THEN SAY YOU’RE JUST KIDDING AND WALK AWAY. WHEN SECURITY OR THE POLICE CONFRONT YOU, PULL A SECOND FAKE GUN OUT OF YOUR COAT AND POINT IT AT THEM. THEN SAY JUST KIDDING AGAIN.

From Marvin Red Is a Goober on December 15th, 2008 at 11:11 pm:

Nice story Marvin….

That was so lame…everyone here is trying to share some laugh’s and good stories, and you really wanna be that guy who plays the “i take myself way to seriously” card…Your like the Dwight Schrute of this thread…. ” im volunteer sheriff on the weekends dwight Schrute” thats actually what you sound like…

From Bob on January 16th, 2009 at 8:18 pm:

Hay! in the parking lot, you should get paper, and write fake apology notes on their car, they will search for damages, and freeze their ass off in the cold and find out there is no damage after all!

From LOL on January 17th, 2009 at 6:50 pm:

LOL This owned Wal Mart

From Bendover on February 7th, 2009 at 8:04 pm:

another good idea is to have red gaytoarade and tampons and put them in the toilet in the mens bathroom.

From bubby on February 24th, 2009 at 4:12 pm:

A fun thing to do is get some twine and tie it to a cart and to the back of a car. Sit back and laugh. Watch out for camera’s. lol

From vegas guy on April 5th, 2009 at 7:06 pm:

My friends and i would always take the security tags off of like the digital cameras or whatever and then casually stick them to old people or or to their carts. Then when they walk through the doors the security system will go off. It is so great seeing the security people trying to figure out why the system keeps going off.

From Tyler on May 21st, 2009 at 6:46 am:

My friends and I worked at Wal-Mart in high school… One of our favorite things to do was to take whole fish and other seafoods and hide them in the clothing departments. The possibilities are nearly endless about where you might stash seafood or other meats: Those huge round clothing racks, tupperware containers, toys, fabrics. Remember to poke a hole or two in the packaging to ensure proper air circulation.

From Andy on June 30th, 2009 at 7:02 pm:

Hey guys This stuff is great. I’ve thought of another place deserving of this, Acme. A lot of this stuff can’t be done there but there is definitely potential. If anyone thinks i’m joking with the name, it’s an eastern supermarket. A horrible one. (depending)

From Preston on July 3rd, 2009 at 3:35 pm:

I undersatnd that people get bored in life, but to take your boredom into a public store and do small acts of vandalism is not funny. If this is how your parents raised you, then your families last name is moron. I hope that you can find another way to develop your humor. If you spread these kinds of ideas to the children , then you are really doing damage. Maybe you can grow up soon and find better things to do. If not, your really setting your self up for some bad retro karma, get ready for the pain.

From Preston on July 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm:

Lets come to the homes of the people who have these dummy ideas, and we can destroy your homes inside and out, that would be funny to see the look on your faces when we melt your house down and just laugh because its FUNNY. I bet you’d feel different about messing things up in Wal Mart after you had no roof over your head, or no bed to sleep in. What has happened to the youth of this country, they have become useless pieces of crap. Tattoo’d, pierced, deseased little idiots. Destroy yourself so we wont half to deal with your retardation.

From Preston on July 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm:

Refering to Marvin and his little suggestion about waving around fire arms in a store.
YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND !
Its folks like you that end up dead at the hand of a law officers pistol. How can you say things like that on the Web, you dumb *hit !
You are a true danger to the public and should be psychologically analyzed. You think it is OK for kids to read stuff like that. You better find some way to hide your I.P. address
because the FBI WIL BE looking for you as soon as we let them know about this site. If your not in fear now, just wait.

From Jolly Green Giant on July 14th, 2009 at 1:32 am:

Preston, the FBI is not going to do anything about this website, stop worrying and move along.

From Mitsume on July 14th, 2009 at 10:49 pm:

FUCK YOU ALL, THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME TO THERAPY! Wal-Mart is not bad to work for, its YOU DUMB SHITS that make Wal-Mart suck. I HOPE SOMEDAY A WAL-MART EMPLOYEE SNAPS ON YOU (ANYONE WHO FOLLOWS THIS LIST) AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ON SPOT! Because you know its going to happen some dayâ€¦â€¦. I know this because I work at Wal-Mart, and thatâ€™s what the therapy is going to be forâ€¦.noâ€¦ reallyâ€¦I hope you donâ€™t end up in myyyy store, or mayybeeee I dooooâ€¦..^.^ oooo and once againâ€¦. Fuck you all that thinks this is funny.

From conrad on July 17th, 2009 at 6:22 pm:

I was called the idiot that works at walmart.10 years and i am fully vested got my retirement money and those that called me an idiot are without a job now in this troubled economy walmart rocks!IF YOUR GOING TO DO ANY OR THESE THINGS DO IT AT TARGET! ITS OK JUST BE IGNORANT.:)

From Richard Sequeira on July 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 am:

Awesome, I made something that look like poop and smells like it too! and smear it everywhere, i one time every made a clump of it in the food section, and it looked like if some shitted all over the store!

I also pee in the aisles too!

From Paul Meeker on July 23rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm:

I have a life time ban from the great walmart but im gonna go in anyway and do some of this stuff just to get back at them I think Ill piss on the floor then act retarted and ask for my mommy

From paul meeker on August 3rd, 2009 at 1:48 pm:

preston, chill out dude smoke a joint or something. do you really think the fbi would come get us because of this web site. they got better things to do then look for us there out looking for the real bad guys not b/s like this dont get your panties in a knot/

From jacob on August 4th, 2009 at 2:39 pm:

i did this with my cousin-we played the sample music for like an hour at 3:a.m.,it was this african tribe music like one u would find in the lion king, and played hide and seek,i remember hiding behind boxes and seeing a shadow thinking it was my cousin and it was an old guy employee and he was all like wtf?

From rofl on August 12th, 2009 at 9:59 pm:

1. i went into walmart by myself and stripped. completely. in the food section(and apparently i need to tan my ass…)
2. zomg the porn on the radios.
3. recently, i snuck into the back room where they handle the utilities(i.e. water, electricity) and shut off the entire electronics section and ran like hell away. NOTE: dont do the whole store they’ll know where to go

Happy walmart-screwing!!!111!!shift!1!!111!

From kriss on October 13th, 2009 at 9:59 am:

this website is retarded. why would you go and make a mess in a department that the employee has to try to keep clean? so fucking stupid.

From wal mart lvoer on February 15th, 2010 at 4:31 pm:

a hilarious thing to do is take lemoade into the bathroom(make sure no1 sees it) freak ou and yell ur about to “let loose” then pour it all over the floor, make sur theres a lot! then afer u ppoor it, be like woops looks lie im not in time. and then walk out casuly, and every1 u se in ther be like, i would not go n there anytime soo. hahahh! i did this soo many times, and i got very mean and discusted looks!

From Dai on February 15th, 2010 at 6:38 pm:

All of you dumbasses ou there saying the FBI is comeing and some shit about the store and website are riduculous.. its just jokes damn stop worrying about it

From the cleaner on March 27th, 2010 at 12:12 pm:

well, the only way any of these ideas are remotely funny is if someone set it up and video taped them happening at the store, or someone creates some funny prank calls,thats where it really takes talent, otherwise this is all useless boring retoric,

From Bryce on April 2nd, 2010 at 2:25 pm:

Hey guys great stuff! I cant wait to try it some time. A fun thing to do is re arange the price tags.

From Alex on November 7th, 2010 at 1:27 am:

TO THE GUY WHO WORKS AT WALMART YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LONER RETARD I MAKE YOUR ANNUAL SALLARY ON A WEEK ARE YOU HAPPY DOING WHAT YOUR DOING CUZ YOU SUCK! BITCH! AND SERIOUSLY YOU WILL GO TO JAIL FOR THAT YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD ALSO WALMART IS A JOB NOT A CAREER. SO TAKE A FUCKING CHILL AND GET A REAL JOB INSTEAD OF WALMART. KIDS DO THESE THINGS CUZ THERE PARENTS DRAG THEM THERE AND EXPECT THEM TO BE BORED AND NOT FUCK AROUND MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH ALL THIS STUFF WILL BE DONE TO GIVE YOU A HARD TIME BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER >:( >:( >:( ALSO YOUR PROBIBLY SOME GAY ASS GUY WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOMMY DRINKS ALL DAY PLAYS ON ONLINE GAMES AND HAS A REALLY BAD RESIME ANDPLAYS ONLINE GAMES ALL MOTHER FUCKING DAY YOU BITCH GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( AND LEAVE KIDS ALONETHRE COOL AND YOU WERE A KID ONCE DINT YOU HATE NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT YA SO SHUT TE FUCK UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

From Toecutter on December 1st, 2010 at 11:44 pm:

These are things I do a walmart all the time. AND I WORK THERE!!

From psycho on December 2nd, 2010 at 8:51 pm:

I achuallt work at walmart… unfortuantly… I do janitoral.. best thing to do to piss sum1 off.. get a bag of sugar.. cut a small hole in it.,place it in ur cart and walk around.. cuz its a huge pain to clean it all up…. or get a complete full cart load it up on the belt..say u foegot sumthing and just walk off…

From max on December 4th, 2010 at 7:28 am:

im going to do the meat thing
hey btw FUNNIEST PRANK EVER

go to a phone on one of those posts(might be like behind a counter or on a shelf wall (wherever it is)
go to it and to get on the line and asnwer peoples calls dal – 9801 for line 1 and 9802 for line 2

also
to get on the intercom!!!
go to the phones and dial #96 sometimes u might have to dial #9611 only works at walmarts

From walmart employee 666 on December 8th, 2010 at 3:15 am:

i work at walmart and i am such a fucking loner retard. i would get a better job, but since i took a 24ft fall onto a concrete slab im not capable of doing much physically. im currently looking for a job that is easy enough to do, and can utilize the superior power of my brain(supierority based on walmart standards). though i probly misspelled alot of words i can spell resume, and i do play online games all day. wow alex you cut me and it hurt. realizing my carreer is probly walmart, ill probly keep on keeping on. at least until my next paycheck, how much do guns cost?…. ill never afford that on my wages looks like the hangmans noose for me. goodbye cruel world…. maybe ill get the rope on rollback…. ill probly puss out, after all i work at walmart so i probly gave up on life along time ago….Viva la walmart resistance.

From walmart employee 666 on December 8th, 2010 at 3:47 am:

and to follow up, imo the best way to disrupt a walmart is a false code:Adam …btw the area of discription focused on the most is the shoes so go very common and generic with it. the store gets as locked down as possible until child is found or code is found to be a hoax. and alex is right i took about a 21k pay cut and the basterds dont even have me full-time yet with medical insurance. and to make things even more fucked up they got this cpu that is the boss the managers dont know wtf, and you can work your ass off as requested by your boss and if he had any extra request for you, your screwed cause you can work your azz off and if the cpu says your a lazy shit thats all the bosses know, there is no attempt at non-cpu evaluation, basically i think there going to try to shrink managment with these computers which already seem to have more authority then the humans. though i agree there is no heart, its startin to seem more and more like the south park episode…. i could do this all day, so i banishing myself from this sight in efforts to increase self-imagined-morale

From hunter on March 12th, 2011 at 8:14 pm:

Put meat in hunting clothes on back of the racks.Cut hole in meat firrst

From AnglovesYou on March 30th, 2011 at 7:33 am:

holy shitt quit trippin! i cant wait to fuck with walmart! like the intercom. cosh this stuff is funny shizz. to the person who brought up fbi u should just grow upp cuz obviously ur in love with ur job and us prankers DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK!! hahaha

From Eric on April 22nd, 2011 at 6:21 pm:

I do a lot of shopping and my prescriptions at Wal Mart. They are the sloest and worst pharmacy ever! Several times they got my prescription wrong, but on a good note, one time they gave me a full refund plus my meds that was just under $100. I’d love nothing more than to learn your tricks, especially the phone calls to screw with them. PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!!! :)

From sweetlips90 on April 23rd, 2011 at 11:30 pm:

omg this shit is so funny. ima gonna do it now. my sisters retart bf works in walmart. perfect place for low lives. haha hes fucked now thanks to this site!

From anthonylovespranks111 on May 11th, 2011 at 6:56 pm:

this is frikin AWESOME!

From Sherry on June 7th, 2011 at 2:34 am:

I recently shopped in a Kansas Wal-Mart when the tornado sirens sounded, employees declared a “code black”, and rounded up all customers in the center of the store.

Now I dared to ask, “Shouldn’t we go to a small interior room, like the National Weather Service advises?”

“This is it.” (yes, right in the middle of the store)

I asked, “What’s wrong with the restrooms?” (they have no windows)

Now they actually told me the toilets might fly loose and hit anyone in there. Then a cashier actually told me “What if someone didn’t flush the toilet? Then you would get……”

(are toilets any less sturdy than all the shevles and racks surrounding all of us gathered in the middle of the store?)

Next day, a tornado destroyed another Wal-Mart in Joplin, and completely blew off the open area where they would have gathered all customers.

I’m not sure if this would be a prank, but if I’m ever inside a Wal-Mart during a “code black” again, I will immediately sneak into the restroom, then hide in the stall and make myself invisible by hiding on the toilet like Roz does in the movie “9 to 5″.

From young lad on July 25th, 2011 at 6:15 pm:

Haha another funny thing to do is get a laserpointer at the front near the checkout line and shine it near where people are looking and stuff like that. its sooooo fun even though old people tend not to like it. have fun!

From Howie Jagermeister on August 28th, 2011 at 8:17 pm:

another good walmart prank is to open many mens underwear packages & later phone the store to say you tried on some underwear & had diahrea & put them back on the shelf….sorry

From victor proivjet on October 24th, 2011 at 10:02 pm:

the best thing to do is to take a desposiable camera and take pictures of all wal-mart emploies. then take the camera to the devloping center in the same wal-mart.

From an_adult on November 5th, 2011 at 6:52 pm:

I’m glad I will be dead by the time you people are in charge of the county because there will be nothing good left in it.

From This kid on December 24th, 2011 at 4:00 pm:

heres a good one i’ve tried.
bring some duct tape to the bathrooms. shove a roll of toilet paper in each one of the toilets and then duct tape the handles down. and in a few minutes the whole store is an inch high in toilet water.

From Margie on January 17th, 2012 at 8:38 pm:

I’ll admit, some of the stuff is funny and adds some kick to your boredom (which I still don’t condone doing any of these), but some of them is just plain wrong.

It’s asinine teenagers like you that fuck everything else up for the rest of the honest hard-working people.

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