Comments on: Fun at Wal-Mart

By: STEVE

STEVE — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:12:02 +0000

I work at Walmart and most stores are now having their phone systems upgraded to CISCO IP PHONE systems. The new code is #968 HOWEVER it only works on the CISCO IP PHONES located behind the counters. The phones on the walls give you a busy signal if you dial #968 and the page button on them will not work!

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 01:50:24 +0000

Omg this is so wrong but so funny at the same time, haters gonna hate man, either way its so funny.

By: No one

No one — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 01:33:32 +0000

Most fun thing i’ve done is:

go to the soup isle (or groceries in general) and shove EVERYTHING TO THE BACK.

Walmart employees are instructed to “zone” the isles when they’re done stocking. doing this will set back the employees a good 30-60 minutes and really piss them off.
The soup is the worst due to all of the individual cans.
Don’t forget to do it again when they fix it.

May you live in interesting times.

By: Steve

Steve — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 04:59:05 +0000

Ok,are you people serious? I am ashamed of you! you are part of the reason this great country is going to shit, you cannot always blame it on corporations and government, yeah walmart has problems and is far from perfect. you are being dishonest and you should be ashamed of yourselves, do you have no honor?! acting like a bunch of children. Oh and the employees of walmart are people who have to put up with you and clean your messes. no doubt you think its funny, but I think it is obscene! the solution is simple, if you do not like it; dont shop there! but dont terrorize others who are just trying to live their lives in a peacful and prudent way. I am 24 years old and am a soldier, my father is a police officer. I was raised with honor, integrity and other good character traits, and am really sad to see so many of my fellow country men/women (whom i love deeply) acting in such a pathetic way. I think its about time for all you fucking children to grow up and take some responsibility on yourselves! good heavens (p.s. my GF works at walmart, careful who you mess with)

By: Wal Mart - 1 = my old phone number

Wal Mart - 1 = my old phone number — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:00:22 +0000

Years ago, the local Wal Mart’s phone number ended in -3313 and my phone number ended -3314. Yes, I got people calling ALL THE TIME who thought they had just dialed up Wal-Mart. A lot of times I would be nice and just say “You’ve dialed -3314, Wal-Mart is -3313,” but if they would immediately call back (which a lot of them would do) I would mess with them. Sounds fun, but the sheer number of times I had to hear “What, this isn’t Wal-Mart”? was not worth the fun!

By: PZ

PZ — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 01:38:06 +0000

I have a good prank in mind for walmart. During the holiday season get on the walmart intercom and say “attention all walmart shoppers, all flat screen TVs are 75% off”. Im sure the customers will be in a rush to get a TV. Do the smae prank on other popular items.

By: BBAN

BBAN — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 00:27:24 +0000

these walmart ones are my favorite!!!!!!! LOL

By: ryan

ryan — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:31:14 +0000

iiiim 14 from san diego california iv done a lot of this shit if u go on the phones that r atached to poles u go over the inter compt and say we have a code adam pleasse stand by for code adam ot means missing child . or u could say one day before cristmas “attention all wall mart shopers we have a 96% sale on all itemes i repeat we have 96% sale on all items and watch as 300 people kill each other over bull crap. the best one i ever did was i set off fire wowks thanks e mail me back please

By: billy ray

billy ray — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:46:19 +0000

You guys are missing out on a lot of fun…..Wal Mart RADIO!!! I have announced a 5 minute half-off sale on their frequency, and the shoppers couldn’t tell if it was from the radio or PA system!!! Do this on the day before Christmas for max effect! There are lots of ways to find out the local frequencies, and you can buy programmable radios on Ebay! Swear words about an hour after church lets out on sunday are also fun!

By: lonestoner

lonestoner — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 13:33:20 +0000

as of 7-23-2011,if you can axcess a phone behind a register,the way to page on their new systems is #968 i work there

By: Former Toys R Us Employee

Former Toys R Us Employee — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 14:19:17 +0000

Go to Wal-Mart (or any other store with Code Adam on front door for that matter) and look for a child or a teenager. Make a mental note of what the kid looks like, you know, the hair color, what the kid is wearing, about how tall (s)he is, eye color if you can… Then go on the overhead paging system or say over the walkies “Code Adam” and describe the child or teen and see what happens.

By: no

no — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 05:22:16 +0000

i happen to be a walmart employee and this is sick!

By: Supdawg

Supdawg — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 22:22:16 +0000

LOL UMAD

By: anonymous

anonymous — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 02:20:44 +0000

Walmart haters can go fuck themselves for all I care.

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By: Sara

Sara — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:43:42 +0000

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By: it dont matter

it dont matter — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:50:22 +0000

when i wuz in idaho this summer me and my brother went to the car speakers department and we raised the volume on all the speakers and then we turned on the demo and ran, two seconds later we could here it so loud that when we were leaving the store you could still hear it from far away. it wuz so funny cuz everyone wuz staring at us running out of the store.

By: Nobody

Nobody — Mon, 31 May 2010 07:09:25 +0000

Anybody who hates showing their receipt to the greeters, next time they ask to see it, tell them NO, and they can’t do a damn thing about it. I know, I’m an ex-people greeter. Management at the store I worked at is ridiculous. Nobody knows anthing that’s going on

By: MeTarzanSmall

MeTarzanSmall — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 22:54:20 +0000

Hi guy! Quite like your work and thanks for loads of entertainment, really. Your quick-wittedness is actually amazing. Am originally from PDX and can only imagine who these people might be. I just have a couple questions – namely, I am incredibly curious how two scenarios played out. Did you wait around in the store nonchalantly for the “Gay Movie Guy” and/or the “Smart Ladyâ€™s Husband” to arrive and seek out “Roy”? That would have been quite tense but interesting to wait for and then see.

Please give a clue, even vague, about what may have transpired “15 minutes” later.

Thanks for your time and good luck with future exploits,
MTS

By: Igor

Igor — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:47:14 +0000

Hilarious! I never laughed so hard. This is prank-calling at its finest! Thankee kindly!

By: drujon

drujon — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:07:12 +0000

RE: Ashley

Learn to spell. There’s a difference between “They’re” (wrong in this case), “There” (again, wrong in this case), and “Their” (yes, this one is correct.)

God blass ameruca

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:21:36 +0000

My dad works at wal mart. You know how much shit they put they’re employees through? And how half the people don’t even do anything? You wouldn’t think its a dangerous job but DAYUM, it is!!

By: Dick from Balls

Dick from Balls — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:45:28 +0000

Testicles.

By: sam

sam — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:38:21 +0000

walmart sucks and so do you they make raw food just like poop i hateeeeeeeee walmart

By: PhuckTard

PhuckTard — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:36:51 +0000

If you have problems with your hard drive, just pull it out and slam it down on the floor. that will fix it.

By: FUCK CHINA-MART

FUCK CHINA-MART — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:45:35 +0000

Thanks for all the laughs! Fuck Wal-Mart and all the cunts who defend them.

By: Alan X

Alan X — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:13:55 +0000

I just want to say, this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. Listening from 01:20-02:15 CST. Very entertaning.
~ALAN XENOS

By: chad

chad — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:48:07 +0000

I wonder if the smart lady’s husband showed up and beat up some poor kid in electronics? lol

By: Mr.Dominator

Mr.Dominator — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:14:29 +0000

Ok, here is a good one for you, I have actually done this and it works.

I went to my local walmart, where a friend of mine happened to have been fired from, he worked in electronics by the way; Anyhow he mentioned to me that they kept the dvd player that was connected to all of the televisions beneath a shelf hidden from view so no one could change the dvd.

I went to the dvd player and stopped it, of course none of the employees noticed becasue they were slammed, it happened to be black friday.

I then turned up every television to max volume, and went back to the DVD player. I unplugged it and put a dab of super glue around the edges and plugged it back in… power. I then pulled out the AV cables from the back and glued those too. Then I glued the other end into the box with all of the connections to the tv’s. Now at this point I was surprised that no one noticed, I guess they just thought I was fixing it or something.

Next I put “Horny Humpers 3 – Cum Guzzlers” in the dvd player, and used a large amount of glue around the edge to seal the tray shut. Then I decided for good measure to glue the stop button too. Now this all took roughly 10 minutes but all of the employees were manning registers so no flack for me. After verifying that the stop button was indeed unusable I pressed play and put the shelf back and walked out to the edge of electronics and watched as the every employee in the store practically dove for the dvd player, it was so loud I had to cover my ears LMFAO, the horrified looks of the customers at 8:30 AM …. I loved it and Im planning another one soon, maybe at a walmart near you ! Happy watching ! By the way it took more than 10 minutes for them to turn it off and they did so by cutting the power cord with wire cutters LOL.

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By: James

James — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:19:49 +0000

“LOSER” being the key word here

By: Richard

Richard — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:04:24 +0000

Positive comment.
Wal-Mart is by far the most male friendy store in America and I can’t figure why there isn’t some way to get the word out without upsetting some PC Nut.
The best example is that I can visit my local SuperCenter, shop, get a great price and check out. At my local Kroger which is a little closer I must pay attention to the hundreds of yellow tags in order to get a good price which is still higher than Wal-Mart and then of all things wait while some woman ahead of me looks for her Kroger card! You just have to do a better job of promoting your stores without the need for a stupid discount card.
Richard Brannan, Dawsonville, Georgia

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:07:25 +0000

Hey guys, I work at walmart (cashier, job for while im in college) and I love it when people mess around at the store, makes the day more interesting and has it go quicker. Don’t steal though, thats just low.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:43:29 +0000

The one with the fat lady… They are funny until a point don’t waste someones time like that.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:34:07 +0000

hey how do you cross lines with another stores phone. explain more

By: Cant say

Cant say — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:13:30 +0000

So I have been with walmart for 11 years started at the age of 16. I have been a manager for quite some years now. I think this is funny as hell. I was in loss prevention for 4 years ans would get more stops then anybody in my region. But there were a lot of times me and the other guy would go to our office and prank our store. This reminding of them….Funny Stuff

By: c0aX

c0aX — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:14:56 +0000

Hello thar, excellence in development.

I encourage you to indulge.

By: paul

paul — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:24:47 +0000

MORK AND MINDY? THIS GUY IS NUTS! HE DOES NEED SCRUBS, CSI, ER, ETC

By: Joshua Bietz

Joshua Bietz — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:35:34 +0000

I really like your website and have found something that may be of interest to your crew. It is a baby radio hack, so I will let you know if it grows up to be a big, strong radio hack.

By: Jason

Jason — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:11:25 +0000

I did that today sort of. I’ve been using the intercom there frequently. I’m looking forward to answering my first call.

By: Slappy

Slappy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:16:40 +0000

All I can say is this is some funny shit! Guy’s, hat’s off to you, these recordings are awesome! It just goes to show you what complete idiots Wal-Mart hires in Security.

By: Esterus

Esterus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:00:33 +0000

That lady who called in claiming that she was smart was married to a truck driver. That’s not something you see everyday.

By: TheAntiShitMovement

TheAntiShitMovement — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:25:25 +0000

Buy a cheap radio and say controversial stuff on the radio.XD

By: TheAntiShitMovement

TheAntiShitMovement — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:23:59 +0000

I was here

By: Zach Taylor

Zach Taylor — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:28:45 +0000

HAHAHAAH The comment above mine original comment from Donnie reads: “you stupid fuching morons, i work at wal-mart so do not fucking say that shit ever again”

There is like so many thing wrong with that sentence. That just made everything clear on how you get away with this shit, they hire retards.

Once again kudos And you guys Fucking rock

By: Zach Taylor

Zach Taylor — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:23:23 +0000

WoW I sat down for fucking 30 minutes listening to these. That is some of the funniest stuff I have heard in so long. You guys have some balls. Bravo! Seriously, now Wal-mart is dead and I am going to fuck with them forever now. Thanx. Zach Taylor, Austin, Texas.

By: Donnie Baker

Donnie Baker — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:23:42 +0000

you stupid fuching morons, i work at wal-mart so do not fucking say that shit ever again

By: jesus is watching you masterbate from who really gives a flying fuck

jesus is watching you masterbate from who really gives a flying fuck — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:01:22 +0000

you guys are funny and i’d love to see some of this shit go down in a store…. i hate them also like the majority of you all.
my last horrifing hell-mart experience ( and i say hell-mart because hell never closes or at least that’s what i hear ) anyway i was looking for a few items to complete my halloween costume and while pondering a few options at 2 in the morning i went to pee, as i walked it to the bathroom to my total suprize, there where two fat ugly retarded hillbillie wal-mart personnel fucking on the baby changing table ( irony – two people that should not be reproducing, fucking on a baby changing table in a wal-mart bathroom ) with this image burned into my head and the guy looking at me as he just continues like nothing in the world is going on and she looks at me like i can’t make him stop but i’m sorry for you. it should of been like a movie moment for me where i turn around and ran out of there hands in the air screaming like a little bitch and not stopping till i hit the school suppies where i bury a pair of pencils into each one of my eye sockets in fear of ever seeing anything so horrible again, instead i just turned back around and walked straight back out over to the girls bathroom where i proceded into a stall passed a wal-mart manager and employee washing thier hands and chatting till they saw me, next thing ya know the manager says while i’m peeing “excuse me sir, ummm this is the ladies bathroom” pause “i’m going to have to ask you to leave” so i say “well, i would rather of used the mens facilities across the way but it seems two of your follow employees found it a better place to foricate then urinate” now i know what your thinking and i asure you those were my exact words. without missing a beat the manager fast walks straight out into the hallway and right into the men’s bathroom where she witnesses exactly what i saw a few minutes earlier with the other lady right behind her and they both shrieked so loud. the couple that was caught up freaked and the guy starts pulling up his pants while running right by both the ladies and as he passes me he turns and tells me how he’s going to hunt me down and beat my ass in his own words of wisdom, mind you as he’s running for the front of the store… so i yell “that’s what you get for not wining and dining her first asshole” so then while that’s all getting wrapped up i continue to shop which has been made progressivly harder. about twenty minutes later as i’m grabbing the last of the stuff i need after refocusing on the task at hand i’m approached by another wal-mart manager this time a man and a police officer( o fuckin wonderful ) and they both proceed to get my statement ( like i really want to relive this again ) and then the cop tells me i have to go up to the front of the store and identify the guy… as i think back on this night, it is funny to me now… but it did ruin my once stellar relationship i never had with wal-mart in the first place…. enjoy my pain JP

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:27:22 +0000

DUDE freakin hillarious. You guys rock. Keep living the dream. LMAO

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:34:22 +0000

Absolutely Brilliant!! I love you guys!! totally my sense of humor :D

Comments on: Fun at Wal-Mart

By: STEVE

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By: Steve

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