Comments on: Fun at Wal-Mart

By: Ashley

Ashley — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:21:36 +0000

My dad works at wal mart. You know how much shit they put they’re employees through? And how half the people don’t even do anything? You wouldn’t think its a dangerous job but DAYUM, it is!!

By: Dick from Balls

Dick from Balls — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:45:28 +0000

Testicles.

By: sam

sam — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:38:21 +0000

walmart sucks and so do you they make raw food just like poop i hateeeeeeeee walmart

By: PhuckTard

PhuckTard — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:36:51 +0000

If you have problems with your hard drive, just pull it out and slam it down on the floor. that will fix it.

By: FUCK CHINA-MART

FUCK CHINA-MART — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:45:35 +0000

Thanks for all the laughs! Fuck Wal-Mart and all the cunts who defend them.

By: Alan X

Alan X — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 08:13:55 +0000

I just want to say, this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. Listening from 01:20-02:15 CST. Very entertaning.
~ALAN XENOS

By: chad

chad — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 03:48:07 +0000

I wonder if the smart lady’s husband showed up and beat up some poor kid in electronics? lol

By: Mr.Dominator

Mr.Dominator — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:14:29 +0000

Ok, here is a good one for you, I have actually done this and it works.

I went to my local walmart, where a friend of mine happened to have been fired from, he worked in electronics by the way; Anyhow he mentioned to me that they kept the dvd player that was connected to all of the televisions beneath a shelf hidden from view so no one could change the dvd.

I went to the dvd player and stopped it, of course none of the employees noticed becasue they were slammed, it happened to be black friday.

I then turned up every television to max volume, and went back to the DVD player. I unplugged it and put a dab of super glue around the edges and plugged it back in… power. I then pulled out the AV cables from the back and glued those too. Then I glued the other end into the box with all of the connections to the tv’s. Now at this point I was surprised that no one noticed, I guess they just thought I was fixing it or something.

Next I put “Horny Humpers 3 – Cum Guzzlers” in the dvd player, and used a large amount of glue around the edge to seal the tray shut. Then I decided for good measure to glue the stop button too. Now this all took roughly 10 minutes but all of the employees were manning registers so no flack for me. After verifying that the stop button was indeed unusable I pressed play and put the shelf back and walked out to the edge of electronics and watched as the every employee in the store practically dove for the dvd player, it was so loud I had to cover my ears LMFAO, the horrified looks of the customers at 8:30 AM …. I loved it and Im planning another one soon, maybe at a walmart near you ! Happy watching ! By the way it took more than 10 minutes for them to turn it off and they did so by cutting the power cord with wire cutters LOL.

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By: James

James — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:19:49 +0000

“LOSER” being the key word here

By: Richard

Richard — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:04:24 +0000

Positive comment.
Wal-Mart is by far the most male friendy store in America and I can’t figure why there isn’t some way to get the word out without upsetting some PC Nut.
The best example is that I can visit my local SuperCenter, shop, get a great price and check out. At my local Kroger which is a little closer I must pay attention to the hundreds of yellow tags in order to get a good price which is still higher than Wal-Mart and then of all things wait while some woman ahead of me looks for her Kroger card! You just have to do a better job of promoting your stores without the need for a stupid discount card.
Richard Brannan, Dawsonville, Georgia

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:07:25 +0000

Hey guys, I work at walmart (cashier, job for while im in college) and I love it when people mess around at the store, makes the day more interesting and has it go quicker. Don’t steal though, thats just low.

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:43:29 +0000

The one with the fat lady… They are funny until a point don’t waste someones time like that.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 06:34:07 +0000

hey how do you cross lines with another stores phone. explain more

By: Cant say

Cant say — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:13:30 +0000

So I have been with walmart for 11 years started at the age of 16. I have been a manager for quite some years now. I think this is funny as hell. I was in loss prevention for 4 years ans would get more stops then anybody in my region. But there were a lot of times me and the other guy would go to our office and prank our store. This reminding of them….Funny Stuff

By: c0aX

c0aX — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:14:56 +0000

Hello thar, excellence in development.

I encourage you to indulge.

By: paul

paul — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:24:47 +0000

MORK AND MINDY? THIS GUY IS NUTS! HE DOES NEED SCRUBS, CSI, ER, ETC

By: Joshua Bietz

Joshua Bietz — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 01:35:34 +0000

I really like your website and have found something that may be of interest to your crew. It is a baby radio hack, so I will let you know if it grows up to be a big, strong radio hack.

By: Jason

Jason — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:11:25 +0000

I did that today sort of. I’ve been using the intercom there frequently. I’m looking forward to answering my first call.

By: Slappy

Slappy — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:16:40 +0000

All I can say is this is some funny shit! Guy’s, hat’s off to you, these recordings are awesome! It just goes to show you what complete idiots Wal-Mart hires in Security.

By: Esterus

Esterus — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 07:00:33 +0000

That lady who called in claiming that she was smart was married to a truck driver. That’s not something you see everyday.

By: TheAntiShitMovement

TheAntiShitMovement — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:25:25 +0000

Buy a cheap radio and say controversial stuff on the radio.XD

By: TheAntiShitMovement

TheAntiShitMovement — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 06:23:59 +0000

I was here

By: Zach Taylor

Zach Taylor — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:28:45 +0000

HAHAHAAH The comment above mine original comment from Donnie reads: “you stupid fuching morons, i work at wal-mart so do not fucking say that shit ever again”

There is like so many thing wrong with that sentence. That just made everything clear on how you get away with this shit, they hire retards.

Once again kudos And you guys Fucking rock

By: Zach Taylor

Zach Taylor — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:23:23 +0000

WoW I sat down for fucking 30 minutes listening to these. That is some of the funniest stuff I have heard in so long. You guys have some balls. Bravo! Seriously, now Wal-mart is dead and I am going to fuck with them forever now. Thanx. Zach Taylor, Austin, Texas.

By: Donnie Baker

Donnie Baker — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:23:42 +0000

you stupid fuching morons, i work at wal-mart so do not fucking say that shit ever again

By: jesus is watching you masterbate from who really gives a flying fuck

jesus is watching you masterbate from who really gives a flying fuck — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:01:22 +0000

you guys are funny and i’d love to see some of this shit go down in a store…. i hate them also like the majority of you all.
my last horrifing hell-mart experience ( and i say hell-mart because hell never closes or at least that’s what i hear ) anyway i was looking for a few items to complete my halloween costume and while pondering a few options at 2 in the morning i went to pee, as i walked it to the bathroom to my total suprize, there where two fat ugly retarded hillbillie wal-mart personnel fucking on the baby changing table ( irony – two people that should not be reproducing, fucking on a baby changing table in a wal-mart bathroom ) with this image burned into my head and the guy looking at me as he just continues like nothing in the world is going on and she looks at me like i can’t make him stop but i’m sorry for you. it should of been like a movie moment for me where i turn around and ran out of there hands in the air screaming like a little bitch and not stopping till i hit the school suppies where i bury a pair of pencils into each one of my eye sockets in fear of ever seeing anything so horrible again, instead i just turned back around and walked straight back out over to the girls bathroom where i proceded into a stall passed a wal-mart manager and employee washing thier hands and chatting till they saw me, next thing ya know the manager says while i’m peeing “excuse me sir, ummm this is the ladies bathroom” pause “i’m going to have to ask you to leave” so i say “well, i would rather of used the mens facilities across the way but it seems two of your follow employees found it a better place to foricate then urinate” now i know what your thinking and i asure you those were my exact words. without missing a beat the manager fast walks straight out into the hallway and right into the men’s bathroom where she witnesses exactly what i saw a few minutes earlier with the other lady right behind her and they both shrieked so loud. the couple that was caught up freaked and the guy starts pulling up his pants while running right by both the ladies and as he passes me he turns and tells me how he’s going to hunt me down and beat my ass in his own words of wisdom, mind you as he’s running for the front of the store… so i yell “that’s what you get for not wining and dining her first asshole” so then while that’s all getting wrapped up i continue to shop which has been made progressivly harder. about twenty minutes later as i’m grabbing the last of the stuff i need after refocusing on the task at hand i’m approached by another wal-mart manager this time a man and a police officer( o fuckin wonderful ) and they both proceed to get my statement ( like i really want to relive this again ) and then the cop tells me i have to go up to the front of the store and identify the guy… as i think back on this night, it is funny to me now… but it did ruin my once stellar relationship i never had with wal-mart in the first place…. enjoy my pain JP

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 07:27:22 +0000

DUDE freakin hillarious. You guys rock. Keep living the dream. LMAO

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:34:22 +0000

Absolutely Brilliant!! I love you guys!! totally my sense of humor :D

By: Don

Don — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:32:40 +0000

This is a reply to “Hayley” I think you’re retarded. No one should ever get “Bad karma” from fucking with wal-mart. Wal-mart is evil. When I fuck around at wal-mart I consider it Wal-Mart’s bad karma. They deserve all the shit they receive for fucking up the
economy of the United States and no. I do not shop at wal-mart. Fuck them.

By: Hayley

Hayley — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:32:12 +0000

Hey all of you guys are assholes, I can’t believe how many people on here should be arrested, or at least have bad karma come and bite them in the ass. It’s not anyone at walmart’s fault that you didn’t get any last night so get over it. And by the way, more than half of you can’t even spell correctly while you’re trying to sound smart about how walmart screwed you over at some point. Walmart is a really good store, and you all know that you go shopping there all the time you damn hypocrits. I hope I never come across one of you in a walmart, because you’ll be so fucked with karma you’ll walk funny.

By: bill

bill — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:30:52 +0000

i would like to thank yall for all the funny shit i work for walmart and i still do this shit everyday

By: Chase C.

Chase C. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:26:00 +0000

if you want to see something fun to do at walmart. you send out a mass invite to every highschooler in the area for a “Freeze” at the local walmart. here’s the video.

http://www.coloradofans.com/forums/gallery/album_personal.php?user_id=16405

chase k. organized it, chase f. taped and edited it, and chase c. (me) grabbed the camera and ran out w/ it when the manager tried to confiscate the camera.

we’re talking 300+ ppl. lol. they got So PISSED!

By: terry wagar

terry wagar — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:49:54 +0000

In portland oregon, Joan Wagar and Eric Carlson are in A Murder conspiracy together.
And Clackamas Walmart are acttively helping them by hideing Eric’s employment there from me and my family.
For over A year now Eric Carlson has been going by the name gashel, last name unknown by me, he dyed his hair black, and Walmart agreed to hide his Identity from my daughter, who also worked at that store.
Joan and Eric have friends in Authority protecting Joan and Eric from prosecution.
I have reported this repeatedly to the Authority’s and they are ignoring Joan and Eric’s CONSPIRACY.
I would be more than happy to Testify to this but the Authority’s are covering this up so my testimony would simply dissapear.
My name is Terry Wagar and Im backing up these charges.
Nomatter how many people Joan and Eric poisoned the Authority’s here in portland Oregon refuse to arrest them.
Im making these charges public because of the blatent coverup of these charges.
why is Walmart hideing A BodyDouble?

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:21:21 +0000

When I used to work for WM, it was all associates who hated the damn store. Now when I visit my friends there, they still hate it. When you prank the place, make sure it’s stuff that will torment management, as they are the only bastards truly deserving of the torment.
I refuse to shop WM, but I’m more than happy to go in and make things harder on management.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:21:29 +0000

A friend of mine, who used to work at wal-mart, once played the mp3 to “the usage of the word fuck” over their radios at a time when he knew the most managers would be on duty with their radios cranked up. You could hear it echo through the entire store. Many complaints probably got lodged that day.

By: anonymous

anonymous — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:14:32 +0000

Wal-Mart uses 154.6 mhz (at least in Oklahoma) to do internal walkie-talkie communications. If you get on this frequency and ask for an operator, you can have some serious fun.

I’ve requested many a cleanup on aisle #X. Once, I came in after such a request to find an old classmate from high school doing the cleanup… or trying to find it, I should say. :)

Good times…

Oh, and if anyone is curious. 154.6 mhz falls into the “general use” area of the FCC, meant for unlicensed public use. There are some other things that will catch you though; the antenna must be integral to the radio, so a VX-7R is in violation, etc. Basically, using the frequency (with proper equipment, regardless of license) in no way violates the FCC or any local, state, or federal laws (that I’m aware of at least). It’s Wal-Mart that’s taking the cheap way out by using unlicensed radios. They might as well use FRS.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:07:45 +0000

Suprisingly, some of theese comments are worth reading.

By: uetz

uetz — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:24:18 +0000

they put a walmart in my backyard in 2005, and fired my pregnant wife last summer. I know how to bring down a store. Saturdays, get about a dozen people together with a load of change and all day. Get in line with a soda, count your pennies ten times, flirt with the cashier, play dumb, and be nice. Take at least 20 minutes at the start of the day’s rush blocking up ALL registers. Set your bag down, and do it again. 4 hours and $5/piece later, walmart’s out thousands upon thousands in sales from those who refuse to wait through one more of us phucking around. The employees end up having to put all the shit away, but generally don’t mind your presence if you’re nice. Nothing illegal, but it works well- spend a little and cost them so much more. The more people you can get together, the more complete it is. Three in a row can jam a line for an hour, easy. 25ish lanes, 3/5 open is 15, 3 each is 45. A decent-size group, and you’ll be spending hundreds. Holidays, my wife would do 8k easily. Most customers give up after 45 minutes, some as long as an hour and a half. Fake cupons, fake IDs, foreign languages, stupid complaints, and foul odors (and so on) help to the effect, but the employees are just trying to get by: maybe even help. Nobody hates walmart more, think about it.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:27:24 +0000

I did the alarm clock stereo thing once at a walmart except i set them to go off randomly at 10 min intervals between midnight and 06:00 hrs in multi alarm mode (in honor of the stathcona county curfew)at full volume for maximum chaos and left the store. when the stereos and alarm clocks went off they were so loud that they set off the security alarm system (the glass breakage sensors to be more precise) and possibly a few fire sprinklers. all this noise probably scared the pants off the security dude and any employee in the building at the time. the employees in the store must have had one hell of a night trying to figure out what was going on and how to stop it. it may have even made it into the news
AN EPIC WIN AND EPIC LULZ!!!

By: Nemma4eva

Nemma4eva — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:25:54 +0000

Walmart is like the cheapest store ever! It must DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:38:00 +0000

Like some of the other Loss Prevention Personal has said, Try that shit in my store, then we will see who has the last laugh.

By: sam

sam — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:24:28 +0000

damn thats funny

By: DID I DO THAT

DID I DO THAT — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:32:32 +0000

AFTER READING THIS PAGE I WENT TO WALMART.
I GRABBED A JACKET OFF THE RACK WENT TO THE FITTING ROOM AND TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT IN THE POCKET THEN WIPED MY ASS INSIDE THE SLEEVE TOOK IT BACK AND HING IT BACK UP.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE !!!!!!!
THEN I WENT TO THE ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT AND STARTED SCREAIMING ACTING RETARTED KNOCKING OVER RADIOS AND TV’S WHEN STORE SECURITY CAME I STARTED RUNNING MADE IT OUTSIDE AND WAS GONE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:27:19 +0000

TO ALL THE LOSS PREVENTION LOSERS AND COPS WHO POSTED! I work for Blackwater after leaving the DOD – Department of defence as a security tech, where the hell do you think we get our start, I’ll give you a hint half of the people who are smart enough to figure this stuff out are smart enough to hold a job here. So get over yourselves becuase your just mad that you might have to be working for them one day

By: tapender

tapender — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:55:56 +0000

fuck america and wal-mart …. prick ft.mauk yte yte yte yte 1

By: kyle

kyle — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:52:47 +0000

if walmart doesnt have the page button then 90% of the time the code is #64 if not then watch alot of youtube videos or look over the walmart employees shoulder to see what numbers he punches

By: Mike Paahana

Mike Paahana — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:34:13 +0000

why walmart on hire old people i applied an no could get one job but yet get dumb kine people work there

By: Tzz

Tzz — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:14:45 +0000

Ha. I love how you know more about the workings of the phone systems than the actual employees do.

By: Joshua Obelenus

Joshua Obelenus — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:06:05 +0000

I worked at Wal-Mart, a way to bypass the EAS System is to hold the item high above your head. We had these damned keys with the sensors on them and thats how we got through the doors without setting the alarms off.

Comments on: Fun at Wal-Mart

By: Ashley

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By: sam

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