TR0N 0WNED!
Apparently everyone’s least favorite bridge troll Tr0n is in prison. “For being the 1337est hax0r of them all?” you’re probably thinking. Not quite. Tr0n was overheard in the Oregon prison exclaiming, “I’ve been taking it up the pooper since you were in diapers, kid! Ibaibaibaiba!”
In happier news, countykid managed to get a story published on Mentally Incontinent. It’s a hard hitting expos’e on some guy named Brad Carter. From the story… But, Chris Tomkinson’s life involving the PLA wasn’t nearly over. Between 1992 and 1998, it is estimated that nearly 8,000 calls were made to Chris Tomkinson with the intent of jokes. In his newly published journals, Chris wrote, “Brad just wouldn’t leave me alone. He kept calling me, and one time as I was stepping out of the shower, I caught I glimpse of a face looking at me. I rushed over to the phone to call his house and see if he was home, his mom picked up. He has just gone out. It was then I knew Brad needed help”.
