What in the world! This lady is a caught a little off guard when RBCP & Murd0c curse at her.
Nosy Bitch Murd0c and RBCP are sitting there talking and this lady is just sitting there listening. Finally she decides to reveal herself.
Porn Theater This sicko lady wants to take her little kids to a porn movie so murd0c threatens to call the cops on her.

Let me talk to the manager This lady demands to speak to the manager. She doesn’t win. This is the same nosy bitch that was eavesdropping on our conversation earlier.

Good Head Murd0c is going to hell for asking a little girl if her mom gives good head.

Cabin By The Lake This girl calls in about some movie times and then tries to get murd0c in trouble when she thinks she’s talking to a manager.

Over Seventeen? This girl calls in and CLAIMS she’s 58 years old, trying to get into an R rated movie.

Attitude Problem This lady calls in to complain about rude employees answering the phone. RBCP sets her straight and she obviously understands his point because she thanks him.

Fuck the Internet RBCP suggests alternatives to calling the recording line and this guy doesn’t care about alternatives.

I’m Lying The same guy calls back trying to get movie times again. As usual, he thanks RBCP and hangs up.

The recording line is broken A manager from a different movie theater calls to ask why our recording line is broken. She doesn’t seem to believe RBCP’s story.

Theater employee asking dumb questions This is a theater employee pretending to be a customer and asking RBCP random questions that someone is telling her to ask.

Confused theater employee Here’s another employee calling, trying to trick RBCP.

1976 Freaky Friday This lady wants to see Freaky Friday but she doesn’t want to see the version we have.

Stay away from the JuJu Beads We give this girl a friendly warning about the Juju beads. She seems to appreciate it.

Discipline an employee This lady tries to trick us into getting a responsible person by asking for the marketing department. It doesn’t work but she seems to think it does and tells us about the horrible hooligans answering the phones today.

No Spy Kids This guy doesn’t realize that Spy Kids is no longer playing so we nicely suggest an alternative movie for him.

Rotary Dial Phone This lady’s mind is in the gutter when RBCP makes a reference to rotary dial phones. Then she theatens to have her boyfriend kick his ass.

Bell Repair Bell Repair calls in trying to figure out what the problem is with the phones. She doesn’t get very far with us. Her favorite phrase is “crossed up.”

Can I have your name? Kevin Mitnick and John Draper are more than happy to give out their names to the theater employee so she can give it to the police.

Second Hand Something This lady cops an attitude with us just because we’re not carrying the movie she wants to see.

Say Please This guy calls murd0c ignorant, says fuck you and hangs up on us. Guess he didn’t want those show times so bad after all.

What’s SWAT stand for? This girl wants to see SWAT and she doesn’t even know what it stands for. Then she doesn’t even understand military time.

Anti-American lady This lady gets all pissed off at us just because murd0c calls her a patriot.

Automated Phone System This is just us testing out our new automated system, designed to harass customers when we’re not around to answer the calls ourselves.

Teeny boppers tricking us A couple of girls call the recording line wanting to chat. But since they’re on the line, we can’t answer the phone for other customers. RBCP asks for their phone number and they give him 911, thinking he wouldn’t actually call it. Hearing 911 get on the phone spooks them enough to make them hang up.

English Major This lady tells RBCP that the police are tapping him.

Pizza on the grill This theater employee refuses to believe that RBCP is at Pizza Hut.

Social security number part 1 A girl asks about seeing a movie and murd0c demands her social security number so he can confirm her age.

Social security number part 2 The mother calls us back immediately to yell at us for asking for her daughter’s social security number.

Telephone Operator We’re guessing this was a theater employee trying to pretend to be a phone operator.

Not a recording This lady vows never to go to the theater again after we make fun of her.

RTF’s Pr0n Mix Our good friend RTF took the the Porn Theater clip and mixed it to some sexy porn music.

Hacking A Theater Murd0c & RBCP call up a movie theater and talk them out of their movie line’s model number and access code. By looking up the answering machine’s user manual on the web, they learn how to change the outgoing message that movie patrons hear when they call the line.