This is the PLA Book, entitled Phone Losers of America. It’s approximately 310 pages and includes many of the popular stories from phonelosers.org and notla.com, plus a few other things that can’t be found on the site. Included are stories about Dino, credit card fraud, call forwarding scams, red boxing, taking over store intercoms, Big Larry, being homeless, Curtis the Superhacker, wacky morning DJs, how to find a job, the Boulder News frenzy, eBay and McDonalds pranks, and lots more. More information on the book can be found here.

The price options below reflect the $12 book, plus shipping to your specific country. If your country isn’t listed, just choose the price that you think it will be. If you pay too much, we’ll refund the difference.

Purchase with PayPal: Price by Country (includes shipping) United States $15.00 Canada $18.00 International $25.00 Do you want your book autographed? Yes, autograph my book and write any horrible thing you want. Yes, autograph my book but be nice about it. No, I don’t want your smelly autograph.

Purchase with Amazon: $15.00 – PLA Book – Ship to U.S.A. $18.00 – PLA Book – Ship to Canada $25.00 – PLA Book – Ship Internationally

Purchase with Google Checkout: $15.00 – PLA Book – ship to U.S.A. $18.00 – PLA Book – ship to Canada $25.00 – PLA Book – ship anywhere else

Buy the PLA book from CreateSpace.com! If you hate having to pay the full amount for your PLA book, you’ll want to buy your copy from CreateSpace. They’re our distributor and can offer you a $3.00 discount on the book by entering DCMP29NN as a discount code.

Buy the PLA book from Amazon.com! Amazon’s retail price for the PLA book is currently down to $13.50, and they have more shipping options to receive your book quicker. You might even find better shipping rates than we’re able to offer, such as FREE if you spend enough money with them.

Buy the PLA book from Barnes & Noble! B&N gives discounts sometimes, so you might find it cheaper on this site than on Amazon. As of this writing, they’re selling the PLA book for $13.50. They also offer free shipping if you buy two copies. Or three. Or twelve.

This is the PLA e-Book, entitled Phone Losers of America. Just like the hard copy version, it includes many of the popular stories from phonelosers.org and notla.com. Included are stories about Dino, credit card fraud, call forwarding scams, red boxing, taking over store intercoms, Big Larry, being homeless, Curtis the Superhacker, wacky morning DJs, how to find a job, the Boulder News frenzy, eBay and McDonalds pranks, and lots more. More information on the book can be found here.

Buy the PLA e-book for Kindle from Amazon.com ($7.50) This is Amazon’s official link to the PLA book for the Kindle.

Buy the PLA e-book for Nook from BarnesandNoble.com ($7.50) This is Barnes & Noble’s official link to the PLA book for the Nook.

Buy the PLA e-book from Smashwords ($7.50) Smashwords.com offers the PLA e-book in many formats, including Kindle, ePub, PDF, RTF, LRF, Palm Doc, as well as plain text and online reading.

Buy the PLA e-book directly from us! ($5.00) It’s cheaper from us, but the downside is that you might have to wait a day or two before the e-book is emailed to you. Don’t pay twice to get a 2nd version – just send a message along with your order that you’d like an additional version of the e-book and that will be included too.

Choose Your Format

Kindle (.mobi) ePub (good for Stanza reader) Rich Text Format, highly approved by Rob T Firefly LRF (for Sony Reader) Palm Doc (PDB) Haha, you still use a Palm Plain Text – with no pictures!

This is our latest t-shirt design and it’s available in both black and gray colors, in a variety of sizes. They look similar to a university/college style of t-shirt. The front includes the PLA Bell logo with the words “Phone Losers of America” and “EST. 1994″ which is the year the PLA began. Click here to see more pictures of this shirt.

Size	Small (Black) Medium (Black) Large (Black) X-Large (Black) X-Large (Purple) X-Large (Cedar – kind of a maroonish color) XX-Large (Black) XXX-Large (Grey or Black)

PLA dog tags come in various colors and are laser-etched with the PLA logo and title on both sides. One side reads “Cactus?” and the other side reads “Cactus!” Each one includes a 24″ chain for wearing around your neck, but most people just ditch the chain and put the tag on their key ring. The tag you receive may have a different font than what is pictured here. Click here for a larger picture and more colors.

If you’d like to personalize your PLA keychain with your own name instead of “Cactus?” then visit our supplier, Etch Plus, and have them make your own for a slightly cheaper price. You can use this PLA logo on their ordering page.

Color

Silver Black Gold Camouflage Red Orange Green Dark Green Purple Tan Pink

These vinyl stickers are 2.5″ in diameter. For a mere $5.00 you’ll get ten of these stickers, which will look great on all of your personal belongings. Click on the “add to cart” button to order these stickers. If you’d like to see more pictures of this sticker, then click here.

CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE STICKER FOR $1.00:

CLICK HERE TO BUY 10 STICKERS FOR $5.00:

This is a black hat with a white rim around the front. It has a full-color PLA logo embroidered onto it. The back is adjustable with a velcro strap. Click here to see more pictures.

PLA BUTTONS – 75 CENTS TO $1.00 EACH

Customize your clothing, your backpack or your nipple piercings with these stylish PLA-themed button pins. Buttons are available in small 1″ sizes or larger 2.25″ sizes and there are a variety of designs to choose from.

If you’d like to look at our extensive collection of PLA buttons that you can order, then click here.

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