This is the PLA Book, entitled Phone Losers of America. It’s approximately 270 pages and includes many of the popular stories from phonelosers.org and notla.com, plus a few other things that can’t be found on the site. Indcluded are stories about Dino, credit card fraud, call forwarding scams, red boxing, taking over store intercoms, Big Larry, being homeless, Curtis the Superhacker, wacky morning DJs, how to find a job, the Boulder News frenzy, eBay and McDonalds pranks, and lots more. More information on the book can be found here.

The PLA Book is taking preorders right now, but it will not be available for several more months. It’s expected to be shipping before Winter 2010, possibly either in October or November. By preordering, you will definitely receive your book a few days before anyone else will be able to order it. You’ll also receive a free PLA vinyl sticker and, if you specify that you want it, an autograph by RBCP, which can be used to forge checks and other important documents under his name.

For preorders, the price of the book is $10.00, plus $3.00 for shipping. Once the book is available, the price will go up to $12.99 (plus $3.00), which is the same price you’ll see on Amazon.com and other book ordering sites. So don’t pass up this incredible opportunity to save TWO DOLLARS AND NINETY-NINE CENTS!!!

This is our latest t-shirt design and it’s available in both black and gray colors, in a variety of sizes. They look similar to a university/college style of t-shirt. The front includes the PLA Bell logo with the words “Phone Losers of America” and “EST. 1994″ which is the year the PLA began. Click here to see more pictures of this shirt.

There are currently a few other colors you can order besides black. You’ll have to mention that you want another color on your PayPal order form, otherwise you’ll receive a black shirt. Here is the list of other colors, available in a very limited supply:

Purple – available in XL
Cedar (sort of red, but not exactly) – available in XL

Size	Small (grey only) Medium (SOLD OUT!) Large (SOLD OUT!) X-Large (maroonish or purple only – BLACK AND GREY ARE SOLD OUT!) XX-Large (SOLD OUT!) XXX-Large (Black or Grey)

Yes, I know shirt supply is very scarce now. I’m not sure if I will order more or if I’m just going to ditch this design and come up with a new one.

These vinyl stickers are 3.25″ in diameter, giving them a circumference of 10.210176124166829″! For a mere $5.00 you’ll get ten of these stickers, which will look great on all of your personal belongings. Click on the “add to cart” button to order these stickers. If you’d like to see more pictures of this sticker, then click here.

CLICK HERE TO BUY ONE STICKER FOR $1.00:

CLICK HERE TO BUY 10 STICKERS FOR $5.00:

Your coffee will taste 170% better when it’s sipped from an official PLA coffee mug. There is an imprint on each side – the PLA logo on one side and “Phone Losers of America” on the other. All cups are white with black print. Click here to see more pictures of PLA coffee mugs.

This is a black hat with a white rim around the front. It has a full-color PLA logo embroidered onto it. The back is adjustable with a velcro strap. Click here to see more pictures.

PLA BUTTONS – 75 CENTS TO $1.00 EACH

Customize your clothing, your backpack or your nipple piercings with these stylish PLA-themed button pins. Buttons are available in small 1″ sizes or larger 2.25″ sizes and there are a variety of designs to choose from.

If you’d like to look at our extensive collection of PLA buttons that you can order, then click here.

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