PLA’s Sound Clip Archive
Below you’ll find a lot of sound files which mostly center around prank phone calls. This page is only a very small portion of the sound clips that you can find on phonelosers.org. Once you finish here, you should go listen to PLA Radio for several hours of prank call related humor. Then listen to our pizza prank calls, our hotel prank calls, our technical support calls, our Super Store calls and our auto parts calls.
Like most Americans, I get a lot of telemarketing calls in the evenings. Here are a few of the calls that I’ve managed to record.
| I Hate Children A telemarketer from the Children’s Wish Foundation decides that I’m a good candidate for donating money. | |
| Automatic Dial I just don’t understand why telemarketers take so long to respond to “hello” when they call. This lady tries to explain it to me but I’m too dumb to understand. | |
| Is This Brad Carter? Here’s another one who took forever to answer. She tries to lie to me about it and says that her phone is broken. | |
| Four Dollars Mildred tries to sell me tickets to some hillbilly concert. Obviously she’s not much of a salesperson because she refuses to try and bargain with me. | |
| Sprint #1 A Sprint telemarketer calls me up and tries to switch my long distance while I act like an idiot. I recommend skipping this clip and going straight to sprint02.mp3 below. (This one is mostly just her sales pitch.) | |
| Sprint #2 The telemarketer can’t handle my stupidity and transfers me to a supervisor who says he’s tracing my call. (Kind of odd since she called ME.) | |
| VISA/MC Lady A lady from a credit card company wants to lower my interest rates. This scares me. |
Social Engineering is when you trick somebody into giving you information or get them to do something that would benefit you. Here are a few of our attempts at social engineering people. It’s mostly all good fun for us, we don’t try to do anything useful, but these calls can demonstrate how easy it is to get anybody to do just about anything over the phone.
| Shoplifting Employee This guy works at a grocery store and we call him up, pretending to be with store security and convince him to turn out his pockets because we think he was stealing. After he does it, we let him know that it was just a joke. Then we get him to tell us what kind of phone system the store uses and we attempt to have him transfer us to the overhead paging. But that doesn’t work. THEN we get him to hand the phone to a customer and we accuse the customer of stealing too. The real punchline is when he calls his manager over and the manager chews him out for being stupid while we listen. Unfortunately we accidentally encoded this call at a low bitrate so the quality is horrible. The people in this clip are RBCP, DEC0DER and Luvox Phreak. | |
| Bad Check Writer We call up a nearby 7-Eleven and tell the cashier that the guy who just wrote a check there was a bad check writer. She said he was on his way back to his car so we told her to run out there and tackle him. She goes out there and bring him back into the store to talk to me. This is when we start recording. We edited this clip a little because this guy gave us so much of his personal information. |
- Linus Pole We call up an old man and ask him a lot of silly questions. He has a hard time hearing us.
- Bill Gates mom This lady gets really ticked off when I call to yell at her about her son’s software screwing up my computer.
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[part 3] - Mildred Monday Mildred can’t understand why she’s getting charges on her bill from herself.
- Alex Carbon Old Man Alex is a little ticked off about the problems he’s been having with the phone company lately.
- Alex Carbon Again El_jefe tries his luck at selling Alex Carbon a new calling card.
- Ride Home? We try to explain something to an old deaf man and his replies to us are hilarious.
- Mildred’s Roof Mildred is fed up with my calls and threatens to shoot me in the hiney with a shotgun.
- Oh no I’m not! We tell an elderly woman that she’d better pay for the pizza she just ordered or else and she has the nerve to get all huffy with us.
- Aw, go to hell! We accidentally dial one digit off from our friend Joe’s number so we figure he must live next door to this guy. This guy doesn’t agree. Listen for his nifty reference to rotary dialing!
- Commuter Airline A man is looking for a secret access code to crash an airplane. This call was done back in 1994 when blowing up airplanes seemed like a funny idea.
- Slow Typist This relay operator admits to us that she’s a slow typist but it’s the best job she could find.
- She’s Green This cheerful relay operator was nice enough to sing us a song.
- Bob’s Dick It’s very hard.
- PLAT&T A special message from our favorite long distance company.
- Motherfuck While on a conf, a relay operator does his best Jay & Silent Bob impression for us.
- Dueling Relay Ops While on a conf, we get 2 different relay operators on the line together and let them talk to each other.
- PLA Go Away Another singing relay operator, begging the PLA to go away.
- Cactus This relay guy wants to know if his cactus is ready.
- Summer Nights A couple of relay operators in love sing a song to each other. This is very unfinished, RBCP will probably never get around to completing it.
- Go Away PLA PLA’s first dance mix put together by NewKleer Wynter.
- Ballad of Big Larry Larry’s burnin’ steak! Created by Calimar (512)
- Rubicon on CNN RBCP created this fake newscast of a CNN reporter at Rubicon shortly after the 2003 convention. It was inspired by the 70’s skit called Mr. Jaws.
- Cactus Flavored Worms Eljefe calls up Roy’s Bait & Tackle about a problem he had with the worms he bought.
- Modem Scam This lady isn’t amused when we inform her that we just ripped off her store. She insists that scamming them was not a funny joke.
- Big Larry #1 Big Larry tells his woman about that evil Alex guy who’s listening in on his phone calls. (Note: To read the story of Big Larry, go read rbcp’s bio.)
- Big Larry #2 Larry goes on another drunken rampage, threatening me.
- Big Larry #3 Big Larry organizes a posse to come over and kill me. Or maybe it really was just a bar-b-que.
- Lotek’s Visa This is an excellent call by lotek- who called up the Credit Card fraud department while we were on a conf to report his stolen cards not working.
- Pizza Nut I prank a lady and she *69’s me and I try to convince her I’m Pizza Hut. I fail.
- Carolyn Meinel #1 The Carol Series is a 4 part set of conversation that happened when someone on a conference in 1997 decided to call Carolyn Meinel from happyhacker.org. Now I have nothing against this lady and it was all in good fun, but she’s a friggin’ loon. In this first one she sings us hymns of praise.
- Carolyn Meinel #2 Carol tells us all about the pretty blue lights and that ALL serious hackers are into explosives.
- Carolyn Meinel #3 Carol makes her own cheerful explosives.
- Carolyn Meinel #4 Carol concludes that we’re all just plain silly. This is RBCP just getting bored with Carolyn and trying to get her to hang up the phone.
On occasion, we end up taking control of a fast food’s wireless frequencies so that we can take orders from the customers and/or talk to the employees inside. This usually results in complete chaos in and around the fast food joint until we decide to stop. Here are a few sound clips of us confusing customer and employees. Please do not email us and ask how to do this. Instead, search for the answer on Google.
- Who Said That?? This is our first attempt at messing with this particular drive-thru. Is0tek is mean to a customer and the drive-thru girl exclaims, “Who said that?” Then the customer drives away and the drive-thru girl sounds rather amused about it.
- Lawsuit Lady This lady has got to be the stupidest customers ever. The drive-thru girl can’t hear the order because we’re keying over the customer while she tries to place an order. Then after we have our say with the customer, an employee and a manager rush out to try and explain what’s going on to the lady. They explain about a half dozen times before the customer finally understands. The whole time she’s ranting to the employees, saying things like “I WILL get a law suit!” and “I WILL call headquarters!” and “I’ll slam dunk his behind and get my whole family on his behind!”
- I’m New Here Me and the drive-thru girl get into a fight with a customer about which one of us is the real Wendy’s employee. Horrible sound quality on this one.
- You Smell Funny We tell a customer that he smells funny and an employee rushes out to explains things to him. The girl laughing is an employee inside. The person yelling at me is a customer. And the guy trying to reason with me is the employee that came outside.
- Operator Information Fraud El_Jefe calls up 555-1212 and accuses the operators of 3rd party billing their calls to his house. He’s so mad he’s shaking! This call was made in 1995. All the horrible background noise is RBCP laughing and outside noise from an open window.
- Operator Information Fraud El_Jefe calls up 555-1212 again to complain about his bill. This operator just hangs up on us.
- Muttering Operator RBCP asks for a phone number from information and the operator is really grumpy for some reason.
- Prerecorded Voices RBCP confronts an AT&T operator about her changing voice and they get into an argument. The operator gets mad, calls RBCP a name and transfers to a supervisor.
- OCI tries to counsel RBCP This OCI operator recognizes us as someone who’s been making nonstop collect calls to Mr. Hack and tries to talk some sense into us.
- Big Electric Charge RBCP calls up information and asks them to send an electric charge into his neighbor’s phone line.
- Red Boxing An AT&T operator really scares RBCP when he threatens to turn him in to security for red boxing. This clip is from around 1993 or so, made from a pay phone in Indianapolis.
- We’re 20 People Named Roy El_Jefe calls up information and asks where his socks are only to be transferred to a supervisor. This is from an Alliance conference in 1994.
- Supervisors with 411 We call up and hassle an information operator who’s a very good sport about the whole thing.
- Directory Assistance to BP We call up information looking for the number to BP. She can’t find it so we demand that she drive over there and ask them for the phone number.
- OCI Collect Call We have an OCI make a collect call to our voice mailbox. But the voicemail has a one-sided message on it designed to be mean to OCI operators. They used to fall for this every single time.
- Racist Operator While talking to EvilCal, RBCP uses an operator backdoor to emergency inturrupt EvilCal’s phone line. Little did we know that she would turn out to be racist.
- Please Get Kay I call up directory assistance and demand for my friend Kay to give me a number I need so she gets the commission.
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02/24/06 - Farid from Glendale, Arizona: AWESOME CLIPS, YOU GUYS ROCK!!! You should make more!!
01/17/06 - Curze from norway: awesome!! L-O-L
01/04/06 - Hans Ontits from Upper USA, Lower Canada: Fuckin Rocks dude!!! I gotta get me a McD’s Head set!
01/04/06 - i luv the bakgrnd walpapr from SE. 2600 lane: never a dul moment wen u havn good ol phun with moronic telco opps
12/25/05 - Jon from UK: this is not funny at all.This is just some geeks calling people and being rude to them.Anyone can do that.Booooo
12/17/05 - former relay operator from WI: The pranks aren’t even funny. and you are fucking with federally funded services. Shame on you!
12/11/05 - tommie from australia: this site makes me happy in my pants
11/18/05 - Brittany stack from alma, mi: This rock my socks. i once called an operator asking for mr. butter muffin. keep up the good work
11/11/05 - jeff from chicago: YOU SUCK PLA , windjam_69@hotmail.com AKA Windy City Computer Recyclers, How do you think you can legally post someones name without their permission.
10/28/05 - Rudy from Greeley: I like Aw go to hell
10/14/05 - Danny from Vallejo,CA: The “Aw,Go to Hell clip reminds me of one of my grandpas. he would talk on the phone like that to anyone he didn’t want to deal w/. He even had a rotary phone!
10/08/05 - Chris from California: I’m a professional radio dj and would be willing to make pranks but I need a phone card.
10/07/05 - Dirty Sanchez from Lala Land: When will new audio philes come in??? RBCP quit snorting crack and make some more phone callz!!!
10/03/05 - bonus from pacific poker room web site : gambling
09/10/05 - david from united kingdom: very funny all of the clips
08/31/05 - Gonzo Pube from In your mouth: Ho Ho Ho Ho Hee Ho Funny things ahoy!
08/25/05 - Frank RIZZO from Louisville: Hey this is fuckin hilarious. Are these goombas funny or what?
08/25/05 - NOS from up ur moms ass: there funny as hell
08/24/05 - oli from EnGlAnD: I think I’ve just bust a lung with laughter! HaHaHa
08/14/05 - Brit from London: Funny . lol . thought it was funny wen 1 guy told the police to deliver him a pizza
08/04/05 - greg from boise: why havent i grown out of this? I still think this is hilarious
08/03/05 - Tstinson from Waveland,MS: hahhaha yea I like messing with bill collecters and stuff
07/27/05 - St Asmodeus from Mpls Mn: Jesus Fucking christ I just shot cola out of my nose, this shit is so funny
07/27/05 - You from Alton, IL: phone harassment is a felony. which is hilarious
07/19/05 - Willy Wonka from The Chocolate Factory: Good Stuff!!!!HAHAHA!!Buy my candy:)
07/14/05 - pooo from earth: hahahaha i think i peed my pants!!
06/20/05 - Joe from UK: These calls are ace. Fuckin hilarious
05/25/05 - Killer Miller from Philly,PA: This shit is corny!
05/24/05 - SATAN from Hell: Funny shit! I look forward to meet you guys when you get here! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
05/23/05 - MC pee pants from st clair shores MI: FUNNY SHIT I SENT THEM ALL TO MY FRIENDS
05/15/05 - Mitch AEPi from Nor Cal: F*CKIN HACKERS, why dont they just stop? hehe
05/11/05 - morgan from indiana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
04/30/05 - Osamer from In the rocks: Funny shit
04/27/05 - Nick from CT: really funny, this is what started the kids on my bus to start doing these :)
04/20/05 - Lawless_syntax from 321: the carolyn meinel ones font work
04/17/05 - Mr. Lonley from Akonville: Funny stuff, good job!
04/16/05 - Fatcorp Admin from fatcorp.moramv.com: You guys r fucking great(I hate children too)
04/03/05 - bartender from ohio: need more mark knoffler
03/31/05 - Torben from Denmark: Dude ! … this is some funny shit ;) Keep it comming.. :)
03/31/05 - evan from tn: there any way to buy cd without paypal?i dont have a credit card.
03/25/05 - nick AKA BOB from home: Funney as hell
03/23/05 - prankmazta from your moms house: this is the official faggot site of pranks. i do betta ones with my 9 year old brother.the only godd one was the piiza hut one i was rollin on the floor
03/11/05 - from the internet: haha we need more calls to roy
03/04/05 - Chillin’ Dillon from hex secks avenue: this is the most fun I’ve had on the internet since the invention of porn!
02/17/05 - Kaos from Hamilton AL: Thanks. I needed a good laugh and now I got a idea for telemarketers. heh Thanks.
01/28/05 - bob from in yo mama: ha ha ha
01/12/05 - WHODAT from UK: BALLAD OF BIG LARRY 10 OUT OF 10
01/11/05 - Shit Head from UMMM oh io: UR THE SHIT MAN
01/10/05 - Eric from Northwestern Iowa: i love this site it kicks ass i love fucking around with my mom when she calls me and that isn’t the only time i fuck around with her.
01/07/05 - Mildred Monday from New Zealand: You may think this is funny, but it’s NOT!
01/04/05 - Annamarie from bc: Amazing! I love it! Now I want to learn how you guys do it ;) luv
12/21/04 - Ender from Up yours: You are all awesome bags of crap
12/15/04 - Ass from Your Hole: Walmart Sucks Big Donkey Dick!
11/23/04 - breaks from earth: Nice stuff.. I love… the redbox one, 20roys, and “CNN interview” DO more do more!
11/18/04 - Ben from San Bernardino CA: I am a college student and listen to your clips for an average of 4 hours a day. I cant get enough. Do you know of Joe Patisti as found on Ebaumsworld.com?
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11/10/04 - PhatPauly from ANCH
11/09/04 - Lord Anthony from London: These clips are rather amusing
11/09/04 - John Doodle Fernandez from India: Plzz do the needful!
11/04/04 - stormy from from 408: i want more dance mixs MORE DANCE MIXS I SAY!!
11/03/04 - finance personal from finance personal: finance personal
08/02/04 - rebel from queens,nyc,ny: I’m glad that the PLA is there for all phreakers old and new
07/28/04 - Toe-B! from Vemont: Holly shit. You guys are funny as hell. Really. We need more people like you around to fuck with other knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, slow fuckers who work at fast food restaurants.
07/28/04 - Steve Brachowski from USA: So YOU little bastards did the prank im gonna sue ur ass so fast ull be begging for a job at my drive thru - haha wouldnt you be scared if this were the real deal?
07/24/04 - matthew from denver NC: these are pretty good id give your site decent rateing but the jokes good be better but you harts in the right place these are pretty funny defently worth listening to but like i said they could be better
07/23/04 - JD from The Great White North: Haha, gotta get me a scanner, you should do some with police channels
07/17/04 - WeirdSkeleton from UK: These are the funniest things i have ever heard. Keep em here. They RULE!
07/16/04 - Gangsta from Southside: …Learn to make prank calls, poor quality, and shitty ass jokes.. *Busts out his Glock and Shoots Them*
07/11/04 - john from borneo: die. simple as that.
07/03/04 - ash from australia: these clips r so funny, they rule
07/01/04 - james from south carolinia: the drive thru clips are fucking funny as hell, please get more!!!!
06/24/04 - Golden Pagoda from Unknown: Lotek Lady is soooo hot does she still use win95? mmm one of the best but windows 311 will always rule!
06/24/04 - Jade from wisconsin: I prank phone call people all the time. Keep it up!!!!!!
06/17/04 - Cheese Crustys from your moms cunt: ewwww
06/17/04 - my name from your moms bed: hAHa nice site
06/14/04 - tasteless from ur a$$: these clips suck
05/26/04 - Erin from Jacksonville, Florida: The clips are great. Funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Keep up the good work!
05/24/04 - mr poo poo head from a house: damn good site there buddy A+++
05/16/04 - crb from east coast, usa: PLA rocks.
05/09/04 - Jenga from Alice, TX: I love your site keep up the good work.
04/30/04 - Rap234 from Yahoo: dude i love this shits i wish i could find out how to tap into drive thru things… you guys thinks up the funniest shit! Keep it up!
04/29/04 - Herman Hendel from Eshter Waltz: See you in court, Funnypants
04/21/04 - macie from huntersville: fuck off
04/21/04 - Kevin from Florida: You guys are good *two thumbs up*
04/21/04 - Queen Elizabeth from The Californian Nut House: Is this your idea of humour??? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!
04/18/04 - fake from staged: SORRY TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE BUT THESE ARE FAKER THAN BRITNEY’S TITS
04/18/04 - fake from fake: FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
04/17/04 - AT&T OPERATOR from NEW YORK, NY: PLEASE STOP THIS INSANITY …
04/17/04 - Rex Karz from CA: You should not stop. MORE !!!!
04/15/04 - beej from a computer: you know, this is the funniest shite ever!
04/15/04 - Elisa from I prefer not to tell. : This is wonderful, simply wonderful. And funny also. You guys are by far the best.
04/13/04 - english from kent: most of them r fake
04/11/04 - mr.moo from mooland: superb! you must locate / make more!!! PLEASE!!
04/10/04 - Atragon from Ottawa: Slashdot is HERE!!! By the way, broken links… Dueling Relay Ops and Lotek’s Visa are down.
04/09/04 - Monzi from Amherst,MA: SLASHDOT IS COMMING
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04/09/04 - Slashdot from Net: Slashdot is comming.
04/07/04 - TySpectre from MA (75b): This rules, funniest evarr!!!!!11!
04/01/04 - cock sucker from uranous: i like to fit two dicks and one dildo in my ass until it turns purple
03/27/04 - cactus from new mexico: PLA RULEZ SO FUNNY! KEEP IT UP!
03/26/04 - Alex from Toronto: Wow guys great job, it has made my day at work to listen to these great pranks. Keep up the good work :)
03/24/04 - Lee from UK: Well they ALL cheered me up on a VeRy RaInY DaY !!!!!
03/23/04 - Mark from Chicago IL: KICK ASS!
03/22/04 - Bob Wesley from Kennewick, Wa: Great website
03/22/04 - Revenant from The Underworld: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND! IF HE’S LYING….IF HE’S LYING….
03/18/04 - MICHAEL JACKSON from CALIFONIA: MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER
03/16/04 - XPLOIT from : GREAT you shoul do the drive thru ones with you going through the drive thru and get really pissed off then you can go inside and yell at them and want to know who the hell that was
03/14/04 - Ed from 757: As usual, still great! PLA got me into this, and it’s still keeping me in it’s grasp. Keep up the good work, PLA!
03/13/04 - michael from steveville: i think these prank calls are fairly poor and if u want better get crank yankers from warez
03/09/04 - the man from new mexico: this has to be the greatest shit out on the net.
03/07/04 - The Incredible Me from I FORGOT!: you should see if you can intercept some calls and make fun of them; or something
03/05/04 - Zombi from Utah: I love you.
02/22/04 - FoneJacker from : whoa shit,wickid dance mix for PLA go away. MORE WE DEMAND MORE!
02/22/04 - Marcus from Athens, Ga: Please do this to my old job! You rule!
02/19/04 - Darren from Vermont: These calls stimulated my gentiles like Michael Jackson’s croth grab
02/06/04 - Dawa from UK: Haha, these are Brilliant! Great work! Piss off some more operators :D
02/05/04 - fabio from nc: these clips are funny as hell i love pla
02/04/04 - MIB from Area51: These prank calls are funny as hell. You should prank call funeral homes and morgue!
02/02/04 - Jolly Roger from ACB: This is Great!
01/30/04 - HammerVideo from Chaska: I’m going to have to bite it off. Rule they do.
01/30/04 - internal_chaos@hotmail.com from 662: dude, i have a collection of hats too!
01/29/04 - DataPsychosis from 662: I LOVE these sound clips
01/27/04 - Mr. Bungle from Your Mom: I hate children too.
01/24/04 - m’kay from orange county: omfg these pranks r so funny…me and my friends almost pissed ourselves!!!….MAKE SOME MORE…call me
01/24/04 - n0s from inside my mind: funny funny funny, i love fukcing with operaters
01/21/04 - Brendan from Jamesville, NY: This is the funniest shit that I have ever heard!
01/19/04 - Mr. Poop from : These clips rule. THEY RULE!!!
Hey guys, great clips, whiners and complainers go home and spank yourselves. These clip ROCK!!!!
I would love to advertise for you on my myspace page. Can you also tell me how to actually tap into these frequencies and what to have?
aw go to hell is funnnnnnny!
you are faggots for not having thackeray.wav
I got a 555-1212 person to read back my request:
Anus McCain from Glendale Arizona!
These clips are full of win, make some more soon =)
teach me how to do this stuff