ALTERNATIVE USES FOR YOUR RED BOX
Now that red boxing is apparently dead in the United States, what are phreaks supposed to do with their old red boxes since they can’t make free phone calls anymore? This page should hopefully give you a few ideas. They might even inspire you to think up an idea of your own, photograph it and send it to RBCP. You can click on each picture below to see the full size.
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Freak Out Your Cat If you’re tired of your cat being lazy and just laying around all day, use your red box to scare him into running away. The excerise will be good for him. |
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PB&RB Sandwhich Out of jelly? Then make yourself a peanut butter and red box sandwhich. Not only is it delicious, but it’s nutritious too! Just don’t forget to remove the batteries first because those are bad for you. |
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Table Stabilizer You can fix that wobbley table by sticking your red box under the leg that’s causing the problem. If your red box is too thick, just press down really hard on the table until it become the desired size. |
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Your New Best Friend Just hang out, relax and drink soda with your good friend, Mr Redbox. He has worked hard. Now he can retire in peace. |
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CRAZY REDBOX FOR A HAND!!! Fool your friends and family! Make them think that you have a red box where your hand should be. |
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Automotive Repair When it comes to fixing car engines, your old red box is the universal tool. |
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Cleaning Dishes For those tough greasy stains on your dishes, your red box is perfect. |
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Breaking & Entering Locked doors got you down? Use your red box to assist you in breaking into houses. |
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Studying the Bill of Rights Your red box makes a perfect place keeper for studying the bill of rights. It can also double as a book mark when you need to take a break from studying. |
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Toilet Cleaner Your toilet will be sparkling clean when using a red box on them. |
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Fixing a Broken Chair Don’t throw that broken chair away! It will be good as new when you apply your red box to it! |
RETURN TO RED BOXING FOR DUMMIES
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No more redboxing makes me sad…. : (
Yeah, it’s too bad…
Will it become legal to own a red-box once the last payphone to take cash is decommissioned ?
It’s more of a musuem piece at that point, rather than a crime tool…