Radio Safe Prank Calls

Below you'll find the PLA's collection of radio safe prank phone calls. Curses are fully edited out, not just the vowels of curse words like you hear in some edits. Curses are either removed entirely or they're replaced by beeps. If you'd like to learn more about the Phone Losers of America, visit our press page.

You'll notice that some of these calls appear to be incoming calls to businesses, rather than outgoing calls that you typically hear in prank calls. This is usually achieved by walking into a store and secretly picking up their phone when we hear someone paged to pick up a phone line.

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Truck Fire A lady calls an automotive shop to ask if her truck was ready to pick up and is surprised to find out that the truck has exploded, setting the shop on fire, and she will be responsible for the damages.

Pharmacy Mistransfer This girl is really upset when she calls a Wal-Mart pharmacy and keeps ending up in the wrong department.

Killer Robots We call a man in his motel room, pretending to work at the motel's front desk, and accuse him of building killer robots in his room, which is strictly against the motel's policy. Both him and his wife insist that there are no killer robots in their room.

Christmas Bows A lady calls a well-known super store and is surprised to find an employee who isn't willing to help her find Christmas bows.

Turn Down Your Radio A customer can't believe the way an employee of Wal-Mart asks her to turn down her radio so he can understand her better.

Unpatriotic Woman A woman calling a movie theater for the show times doesn't understand military time, so clearly she's a terrorist.

Jumping on the Beds Pretending to be an employee at the front desk, we tell an old woman that she needs to stop jumping on the beds because other guests are complaining.

For more prank calls like this, visit our giant page of prank calls.

1 Response

  1. Collin OBrien says:

    Ya know how ta make people feel SO pissed off! Hide your caller’s ID, name, and number and then call them on a Police officer’s phone and use a language that they don’t understand like for an example: Hello. Walto walto walto walto walto! I don’t even know what you’re saying! Walto walto walto walto walto! Can you use the phone correctly? Walto walto walto walto walto! Speak the language I speak ya idiot I can’t understand you! Walto walto walto walto walto! Speak the language I speak! You freaking idiot! Walto walto walto walto walto! Shut up and use real damn words ya jackass! Walto walto walto walto walto! USE REAL WORDS YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!? Walto walto walto walto walto! You fucking dumb ass!
    And when you say “Walto” you can mean anything and they don’t know what you’re saying which means you can cuss them out, roast them, talk shit, crack jokes on them, insult them, or say whatever ya want and they won’t understand you but they’ll still be pretty pissed off! Especially because they can’t track ya, now that you’ve hidden ALL your I.D. and IT only pisses them off even MORE when they realize that you can’t be tracked down by ANYBODY! Ether way, it’s still funny as hell when you get their reaction! Just remember to use Walto-Language where everything ya say comes out as the word “Walto” And it’s best if you only say Walto five times per sentence! Not only does it annoy the shit out of people and they don’t know what you’re saying and I created the Walto-Language, myself, ya see, when I first heard about the Morse Code, it inspired me to make my own new language, I did a GOOD job of making a secret language for master prank callers who enjoy prank Calling people! Ya know ya don’t have ta prank call every human being alive! I know, but I enjoy it! Lol! You can do it all day and all night long and the longer you do it the more pissed off the victim is about it!

    Walto
    Pronounced (Wol-Tow)
    Walto is a category word called not a noun not a verb but it is called a cunserta which means that the word has every definition possible, the word is used in every WAY possible, the word is a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, phrase, language, word, name, number, letter, insult, joke, symbol, code name, code word, code number, code, color, person, place, thing, item, animal, vehicle, comment, insult, complement, action, prank, name, middle name, last name, nickname, roast, idiom, song, TV show, movie, job, device, boy’s name, MOSTLY a girl’s name, book, store, city, county, state, region, country, planet, galaxy, dimension, universe, multiverse, time, date, location, pet, life form, or even a made up word!
    Walto CAN be a person’s name, MAINLY, Walto is a girl’s name but out of the percentage of people who go by the name of Walto, 95 to 97 percent of the people who are named Walto are girls, and 3 to 5 percent of the people who are named Walto are boys, SO, it stands to reason that the name Walto is MOSTLY a girl name AND I created a system called Walto Code where everything ya say comes out as the word Walto AND Walto-Language was ALSO created where everything ya say comes out as the word Walto, SO you can use the word Walto all the time and it’ll just mean whatever you want it to and the word Walto is ALSO a good tool for master prank callers… now!
    You can even use the word Walto against people! And the funny part is that YOU know what you’re saying but THEY DON’T! Which is probably why it pisses people off so badly when they hear you say it five times for every sentence!
    Walto walto walto walto walto! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Ether way, it’s JUST as funny to watch as it is to listen as it is to both watch AND listen at the same time! Try it!

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