| Big Diamond Ring An old lady wants Doug to propose to her, but Spessa knows what she really wants. | |
| Drive To Kansas Mr. Spessa gives out lottery numbers during his prayer and encourages this lady to move to Kansas with the winnings. | |
| Check This guy is really into being in alignment with things. | |
| Congressional Hearing This guy needs the government to stop dicking him around. | |
| I Work Prayer for foodstamps. | |
| Crazy Cat Lady Mr. Spessa does the best prayer for cats ever. | |
| Smite Mr. Spessa, being awesome again. | |
| Disagreeable Lady This lady can’t make up her mind about what she wants in a prayer. Always second guessing Mr. Spessa’s hard work. | |
| Kick Him In The Balls Mr. Spessa gives fighting tips to a nose picking guy. | |
| Tarot Cards RBCP is asked for a prayer, but gives a tarot card reading instead. |
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