PLA's Pizza Prank Calls

Once upon a time, we took all of the employees of a pizza delivery place hostage to make a political statement about something or another. While the employees were locked up in the cooler and our leader was negotiating with the police, my friends and I were bored so we started answering the phones and talking to customers. At first, we tried to just chat with them to pass the time but they refused to believe that we were international terrorists. So instead we decided to just pretend that we were the employees and we ended up fucking with everyone who called us. It was a really great time and helped relieve the stress of being tear gassed and stuff. Below are sound clips from a few of the calls.


Callback – Attitude Problem: This guy has a serious attitude problem that hurts RBCP’s feelings.
Callback – High Rish Delivery: Carlito calls back a customer to tell her about the White Trash Deposit he’s added onto her order. (This call was stolen from the Madhouse Live prank call show.)
Callback – Online So Stupid: Carlito tells a woman about the charge-per-person fee, which she seems to have a problem with. The best part is her yelling at a family member for causing this. (This call was stolen from the Madhouse Live prank call show.)
Callback – Counterfeit Sandwiches: RBCP and NotBrad call a customer to let her know that her food was actually delivered by a con artist.
Callback – Lady Gets Scammed: Here’s another customer being notified that her pizza is fake. When it tastes like drywall, that’s a dead giveaway.
Callback – Bad Neighborhood: NotBrad is afraid to get out of his car because this customer lives in such a bad neighborhood.
Callback – Notbrad is Scared: NotBrad is sitting in his car, eating a customer’s pizza and asks the customer to just come out to his car to get the pizza.
Callback – Green Stuff: This pizza worker tries to sell a customer some extra “green stuff” on her pizza, but she doesn’t seem to want it.
Callback – No Pizza For You: NotBrad is apparently hiring his friends to deliver pizzas to customers.
Callback – Up In A Tree: This is a long call of NotBrad and a customer trying to find each other. The joke is on the customer, though, because NotBrad is hiding in a tree.
Callback – Order Mixup: This lady is a complete smartass as RBCP tries to sort out her order.
Callback – Chicken Feet: Patch tells a customer that one of their employees has put chicken feet into their pizza.
Callback – Computer Error: Badfish attempts to collect extra money from a customer because he accidentally undercharged her by $16.00.
Callback – Refuse The Pizza: Laugh Track Matt has to tell a customer that their pizza is tainted with…something.
Callback – Counterfeit Pizza: Patch tells a customer that their pizza didn’t come from our store.
Callback – Heroin Tip: Patch complains about the tip he received from this customer.
Callback – Pizza Hut Is Better: RBCP calls to ask why a customer prefers Domino’s over Pizza Hut.
Callback – Pocket Change: This employee tells the customer that a coworker accidentally dropped 38 cents into the pizza dough before it was cooked.
Callback – Salmonella: This guy tries to tell a lady that she’s just ingested a bunch of salmonella, but RBCP, not wanting to cause a panic, jumps into the call and tells her it’s just a prank. The lady is actually amused by the whole thing and believes that she’s on a local radio show.
Callback – Special Sauce: RBCP tells a lady that her pizza crust is filled with a foreign substance of some sort.
Kind of a waste: This customer really puts Spessa in her place.
Not an advice service: This girl isn’t happy that our driver refuses to deliver any meat on pizzas.
Not an advice service: A customer calls in for a pizza and gets upset when Spessa won’t help them decide what to get.
Complaint about a rude employee: Some customers call back in to complain about the rude employee they encountered earlier. I explain that I can’t discipline her for personal reasons.
Don’t be a nazi: Another customer complaint and this one is a total nazi.
You’re too old: An old lady calls in trying to order a pizza, not realizing that pizza is not an old person’s food. She tries to trick us by telling us she’s just 22. Then she tries to trick us by saying it’s for her teenage son.
Stop calling: A guy calls in after we’re closed so we chew him out about wasting our time.
Could I service you sexually A customer calling to compalin about rude employees is surprised when we offer to service her sexually to make up for it.
Party deal: A lady is surprised to find out that she can have her pizza delivered by strippers.
I can’t find your house!: This is during a slow period when we weren’t getting any calls. I called back a random customer that had called in earlier and beg them to help me find their house so I can deliver their pizza.
Go ahead and tell on us: A lady called in to complain about an employee so the manager calls her a big complainer.
Don’t piss me off: This lady is amused when we tell her that not pissing us off will get her a discount on her pizza.
Hang up call: A customer calls and hangs up on us. We have caller ID though so we call them back and give them a piece of our minds.
Health regulations: A customer is appreciative that we tell her about the roach problem before we take her order.
That doesn’t cut it: This customer almost meets our criteria to order a pizza from us. But not quite.

If you enjoyed the calls on this page, then you would probably also enjoy our other incoming customer service calls. Such as the Super Store calls, the movie theater calls, the Auto Parts calls, the hotel calls, technical support calls and our page of random prank calls.

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