Phone Losers of America - Pizza Prank Calls

Pizza Prank Calls

Pizza Prank Phone Calls

Once upon a time, we took all of the employees of a pizza delivery place hostage to make a political statement about something or another. While the employees were locked up in the cooler and our leader was negotiating with the police, my friends and I were bored so we started answering the phones and talking to customers. At first, we tried to just chat with them to pass the time but they refused to believe that we were international terrorists. So instead we decided to just pretend that we were the employees and we ended up fucking with everyone who called us. It was a really great time and helped relieve the stress of being tear gassed and stuff. Below are sound clips from a few of the calls.

	Kind of a waste This customer really puts the employee in her place.
	Vegan driver This girl isn’t happy that our driver refuses to deliver any meat on pizzas.
	Not an advice service A customer calls in for a pizza and gets upset when we won’t help them decide what to get.
	Complaint about a rude employee Some customers call back in to complain about the rude employee they encountered earlier. I explain that I can’t discipline her for personal reasons.
	Don’t be a nazi Another customer complaint and this one is a total nazi.
	You’re too old An old lady calls in trying to order a pizza, not realizing that pizza is not an old person’s food. She tries to trick us by telling us she’s just 22. Then she tries to trick us by saying it’s for her teenage son.
	Stop calling A guy calls in after we’re closed so we chew him out about wasting our time.
	Could I service you sexually A customer calling to compalin about rude employees is surprised when we offer to service her sexually to make up for it.
	Party deal A lady is surprised to find out that she can have her pizza delivered by strippers.
	I can’t find your house! This is during a slow period when we weren’t getting any calls. I called back a random customer that had called in earlier and beg them to help me find their house so I can deliver their pizza.
	Go ahead and tell on us A lady called in to complain about an employee so the manager calls her a big complainer.
	Don’t piss me off This lady is amused when we tell her that not pissing us off will get her a discount on her pizza.
	Hang up call A customer calls and hangs up on us. We have caller ID though so we call them back and give them a piece of our minds.
	Health regulations A customer is appreciative that we tell her about the roach problem before we take her order.
	That doesn’t cut it This customer almost meets our criteria to order a pizza from us. But not quite.

If you enjoyed the calls on this page, then you would probably also enjoy our other incoming customer service calls. Such as the Super Store calls, the movie theater calls, the Auto Parts calls, the hotel calls, technical support calls and our page of random prank calls.

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03/15/06: KoreanCowboy from Washington Omg. Bomb…the too old one is the best

03/15/06: Crazy Persona from Your happiest daydreams. Nicely done. International terrorists? You guys are my heros.

03/15/06: dub dub from australia Lol! u guts r funny!

03/11/06: ashmitha from mumbai i want have a complint

03/03/06: vicky from st.louis friggin awesome!

02/24/06: Zippy from Alaska Better than getting off on a wookie! Hey yall I really dog yalls pizza calls yall. Funny stuff!

02/19/06: Me from Where I am Funny as hell

02/13/06: Michael from Germany So you guys work at a pizza place or people call wrong # alot?
Reply from webmaster: I TOLD you, we’re international terrorists who took pizza employees hostage. SHEESH.

01/29/06: Black Dog from Virginia My home # is a digit off

01/15/06: Sparks Musashi from Norwest You are an idol

01/15/06: Twin boy from Nebraska bravo bravo

01/14/06: Nawaf from Saudi Arabia never laghed that much in my life guys…..keep goin’

01/10/06: christina from californiA YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME !!! PIMPIMP THAT!

01/06/06: Ooby Doob A Noobi from Tatoonine You get off with phone pranks?!

June 17, 2006 - 05:01 PM: Brad from Oregon omg hax!

June 24, 2006 - 10:08 PM: poo from here very funny stuff

July 07, 2006 - 06:00 PM: mat from chch, nz "Can i service you sexually?" is fuckin’ hilarious, you guys are the best…rock on

July 16, 2006 - 11:03 AM: Yowzaz from zazwoy LMAO!! that was so funny

July 17, 2006 - 09:52 PM: Charles from Toronto I love this, you guys need to do more of this. i can’t get enough of this!!! The best one is the Party DEAL!

July 23, 2006 - 09:43 PM: Toni from Boston Call my pizza hut in Boston I beg of you! I’m bored

July 29, 2006 - 09:16 AM: JOhkonut from Canada You know, I REALLY find it hard to believe that you are international terrorists… can you either convince me, or tell me the truth

August 11, 2006 - 08:45 AM: biff from chicago these are fake

August 12, 2006 - 10:54 PM: scooter from alabama wonderfull, 1337 hax P.S. you forgot to bleep something in one call

August 13, 2006 - 12:14 AM: anon from boilingbrook il yeah in party deal u missed when she said pizza hut

August 13, 2006 - 07:41 PM: Jim from UK Good shit "Don’t Piss Me Off" made me giggle.

August 13, 2006 - 07:41 PM: DarkOne from The Blackness HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?!

August 15, 2006 - 10:37 PM: Angie from Iowa Loved the party deal call. Too funny!!

August 15, 2006 - 10:39 PM: K from Place That was funny. The lady in "Party Deal" did sound like a guy to me. HAHAH!

August 15, 2006 - 10:40 PM: Lee from Edmonton U guys R GODS!!!!!

August 15, 2006 - 10:41 PM: Joe from Ohio Im tired of your shit and your manly voice! I love that one!

August 21, 2006 - 07:22 PM: Alex from Toronto Wow you guys are so creative, I love those pranks calls

August 22, 2006 - 03:25 PM: John from doesn’t matter you guys are fucking idiots who ever you two are you guys are idiots and don’t deserve the 4.15 you get paid to work

August 29, 2006 - 07:44 PM: stevenpbroughton from ny biff they’re totally not fake, did you hear how pissed off those ppl were, that was the shit

August 31, 2006 - 04:59 PM: Lone from Cali so wheres the good prank calls.. these are fucking lame.. You guys suck! LOL!!!

September 06, 2006 - 07:37 AM: Sal from Bronx Pretty funny, reminds me of PIZZACALLS.COM, same thing where people think they’re calling a pizza joint, very funny. Damn, how many people does this happen to?

September 06, 2006 - 11:20 AM: Mowingcowboy from Kentucky I Deliver for Domino’s This is funny stuff

September 26, 2006 - 07:44 AM: Gomoco from South Africa It’s off the hook, Crazy but hey i enjoy listening to your pranks please put on the site

October 07, 2006 - 09:53 PM: johnny oblong from antartica i like pies ,do you?

October 08, 2006 - 08:32 AM: Jessica from Ottawa Awsome, nice to see some payback to the customers!!! (evil laugh)

October 21, 2006 - 11:03 AM: Pizza Hutt from Beer Store down town UR FIRED FOR SWEARING! AND NOT BLEEPING IT OUT YA ***S!

October 22, 2006 - 08:57 PM: Pizza Butt from Australia Lol! That was mad! Update more of these LOSERS!!! And don’t bleep out them!

October 29, 2006 - 03:27 PM: gabby from cleveland "that doesn’t cut it"—the best one!

January 04, 2007 - 02:28 PM: Lolol0rz from Japan Hahaha, party deal was nice, and i really thought that that was a man on the phone

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From pizza hut employee on January 24th, 2007 at 7:13 pm:

so THIS is why they sent out that bulletin about not pressing buttons that the “phone company” told us to. Hillarious! Keep up the good work!

From PH employee on January 25th, 2007 at 6:44 am:

Did you ever find out if the real employees got in trouble over this? I can see angry customers coming to the store, yelling & throwing things. It would be stupid, arrogant rednecks and total pricks who would visit the store, but I’ve seen it happen from time to time.

From pizza da hut on January 26th, 2007 at 3:20 am:

I think the “not an advice service” one is the funniest. There are so many morons who don’t know what they want and they spend like 10 minutes talking to each other. A big waste of my time. I have a queue of others waiting to order. Some pizza stores have a policy of telling those jerks to call back when they’re ready and hang up on them.

From Laila Babes xoxo on February 22nd, 2007 at 11:57 pm:

OMFG u guys r hilariouis i was laughung my *** off the whole time!! is it a real pizza place?

From Aaron on April 20th, 2007 at 5:06 am:

Wow, this was awesome. Amazing. I’m still laughing. Thank you so very much.

We play multiple pranks as well, my favorite is the “automated voice recording” prank, we pretend to be automatic voice recording saying we’re closed, and when someone complains we berate them.

Also, taking two phones when two people call at the same time, flipping them over, and forcing them to order from each other is probably one of the most satisfying experiences one can endure.

Oh, and when reading the toppings of a pizza, we have a contest to see how many toppings we can “make up” and get away with it. The current title is four, and the toppings where “Dog”, “JalaPENIS”, “Shrapnel”, “Butt Plugs”.

Anyway, YOU RULE!

From Jackdog on June 1st, 2007 at 6:35 am:

I love your work, keep it coming. Serious style you guys have.

From Brandon on July 6th, 2007 at 12:02 am:

For real, how did you guys do this prank? There’s no way someone could actually work there, and not have the other employees here you guys, is there?

From whacked on July 20th, 2007 at 7:38 am:

Could’ve been a lot funnier, especially the guy on the “special for not pissing me off” - he got so riled he totally lost his cool - who’s the dumbass now?
The party one was fair, and the most unbelievable of the Stupid Customers category was the lady who ordered from the self-proclaimed roach-covered pizza place - unbelievable!

From Samurai Jack on August 9th, 2007 at 7:02 am:

This is great. I dont know how you held that job long enough to do all those prank calls.

From Stormyz on August 15th, 2007 at 9:31 am:

thanks for the pranks. Im in tears ilaugh sohard.

From Brad on September 2nd, 2007 at 2:26 am:

This is hilarious! “Oh no, your mad. Now were all gonna pay.” Comedy gold!

From Michael From Southie on September 21st, 2007 at 12:43 pm:

Wow! First an Auto Parts store and then a Pizza place…Man I am glad you guys aint in Southie

From jabba on October 3rd, 2007 at 11:53 am:

doods, i was staying in buffalo last thursday and i tried to order a pizza to my hotel. i think it was you sonsabitches. it was funny to me, but probably not to everyone else. is there any way you can send the clip to me? nice work.

From haqur on October 17th, 2007 at 12:05 pm:

I’m actually quite interested in how something like this is achieved, can you link me to a specific, relevant resource for it?

I’m not just the typical teenage retard looking to just prank a local pizza place like this, I’m a true computer nerd who would be interested in the technical specifics behind this :)

From danni on December 14th, 2007 at 3:06 pm:

omg. friggin awsome stuff i love it! …lol…

got to get some more funny ones on here
xxx

From Pranker on December 16th, 2007 at 11:58 pm:

man my face hurts from grinning;) funny shitlolz

From locke1217 on January 26th, 2008 at 12:54 pm:

How have you guys gotten away with this without getting caught by the police?!

From caragh purcell on February 4th, 2008 at 5:29 am:

i love old people… i cant wait to be old 1 day unless i get knocked down by a bus…
i love helping oldies lik myself cross the road lik nd i love old skin so grey and wrinkilly wel i love being free in a nappy too pissing myself all day,night&evening
bye only for now tho….
xcaragh

From anutha person from australia on April 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 am:

LOL U GUYS R THE SHIZ… KEEP IT UP
AND YES IM WRITING IN CAPITALS CUZ IM SHOUTING THIS…

From riyaad on April 27th, 2008 at 1:36 am:

the pizza is onthe way to canda

From chappy on May 3rd, 2008 at 2:15 am:

Just order one minute before any pizza place closes it will make any manager go ape shit. I’m a driver I give customers free pizza coupons just if they order at the last minute then I wait forever before I come back. Manages go nuts the driver loves it. By the Time I get back the manager cleans up the store call late my mother fuckers come on you bitch.

From Michael on May 7th, 2008 at 7:48 pm:

you guys literally pwn every caller.

From Gak on May 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am:

Hahahah, man you guys are hilarious.

You gotta be like, there’s a bomb under your seat…

Then when they ask ” what? ” be like, I said pizza smotherd in meat?