Snow Plow Show – June 5th, 2014 – Jesus vs. Killer Robots

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Snow Plow Show – May 31st, 2014 – Deadbeats

Thanks, CactusThis, for emailing me this image 600 times, you damn spammer.

This show is sponsored by Jiad, the host of The Art of Phone Larking. The opening music is called Pumpin’ & Blownin’ from the cinematic masterpiece known as The Pirate Movie and it’s dedicated to Jiad because he blows.  In today’s morning show we’re going to call some photo developing customers.

  • Thanks for submitting today’s Facebook mob, Rusty!
  • Please support Rob T Firefly’s Doctor Who project!  He’s up to $705 now, but has a long way to go and only 23 days to get there.
  • Support the PLA at patreon.com/phonelosers - if you think Patreon is dumb, then try phonelosers.org/donate
  • I didn’t drop any additional calls into the podcast like I said I would.  So if you listened live today, you heard it all.  I’ll call the rest of the people some other time.
  • Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerren

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Snow Plow Show – May 27th, 2014 – Follow The Rules

Thanks for this picture of a 1990′s relic, John Sever!

This show is sponsored by Michael Foster. Michael is 100% responsible for the lady at Starbucks refusing my desperate plea at the end of the show. Thanks, Michael. About 3 of the calls from the show today weren’t heard during the live broadcast. I called them later in the evening and inserted them into the show in random spots. This means that even if you listened to the show live, now you have to listen to it all again to make sure you heard everything. Isn’t that evil of me? One of them is really good, so you don’t want to miss out! Too bad I won’t tell you which one.

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Snow Plow Show – May 21st, 2014 – The Brad Gibbs Canadian Whiskey Supershow

This show is brought to you by Brad Gibbs and his awesome friend, who donated a $50 Amazon card to us over the weekend, which was used to buy 2 more phone routers for PLA’s TNI box, which will bring another 4 answering machine lines to the system.  RIP, Brad Gibbs! <3  In this show, I call nothing but submissions that people have sent in.  I tell a lady that her roof has been torn off and a guy that he’s a sexual deviant.

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Snow Plow Show – May 17th, 2014 – You’re Fired

Wedge’s Cactus, wearing a Cactus made by Alexis Esteb

Here’s a Saturday morning show, sponsored by Devan Gladden.  Not Palindrome.  Something I should have mentioned on the show is that last night I co-hosted with Jiad on The Art of Phone Larking show.  Click here to listen to all 4 hours of that.

  • Fuck You by Lily Allen
  • For you stupid listeners – the missing children pranks idea is obviously a joke.  I’m not really doing that, I swear.  And you shouldn’t either, you heartless bastard.
  • Add yourself to the new Mixlr – www.mixlr.com/phonelosers – to hear old PLA crap 24/7!
  • Rappy McRapperson’s YouTube is back!  Here’s the 64 Bars song I played.
  • 64 Bars by Rappy McRapperson
  • TitanPad.com is really cool.  Thanks for showing it to me, Palindrome.
  • Happy Birthday, Ace!  Go visit PLA News and wish Ace a happy birthday.
  • Help PLA by making some station IDs for the 24/7 Shoutcast/Mixlr station.  A legitimate station ID would be something like, “You’re listening to Phone Losers of America radio, streaming the soothing sounds of the PLA, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!  Visit us on the interwebs at phonelosers.org.  Add us on Facebook at facebook.com/phonelosers,  on Twitter at twitter.com/phonelosers and on YouTube at youtube.com/phonelosersofamerica.  And support our noble efforts at patreon.com/phonelosers.  Thanks for listening to PLA.”  If you do exactly that quote, that would be great, but do whatever you want to do.  Be wacky, do stupid voices, add music or sound effects if you want, say untrue things about PLA, insult my manhood, etc.  Try to avoid using the words “Shoutcast” or “Mixlr” if possible, so that I can continue using your voice far into the future after we’ve forgotten what Shoutcast and Mixlr are.  I will most likely use your voice in between playing shows on the PLA stream and it will play a different random drop each time.  You can email your voice to me at [email protected] or leave it as a voicemail at 814-422-5309 and if anything really hilarious gets made, I’ll play it on a future show.  Thanks!
  • I’m the #2 comment on Vi Hart’s Net Neutrality video.  I lied in the show, saying I was the #1 comment.
  • I really was speaking of Billman before – I deleted a big chunk of the show there.
  •  Here is the first of many of mine and Liz’s church pranks.

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Snow Plow Show – May 13th, 2014 – Prank Calls Not By Turbo

This show is sponsored by TurboBoost!  Listen to The TurboBoost Show for all your prank listening needs!  Today’s background music is Technical Writer by The Doubleclicks.

  • The opening mashup song was Wax Audio – Stayin’ In Black
  • A lot people called church people this past week.  Here’s JagTV’s church show.  Here’s Jiad’s Phone Larking show from last Friday.  And here’s sloth’s Science Show that happened immediately after mine and Liz’s show.  I’m sure I gave church numbers to other people, but I’ve completely forgotten who, so if you tell me where other church calling links are from the past week, I’ll link them here.
  • The Pennysaver Facebook page removed the reviews from their page and deleted all our comments.  Darn them.
  • Here’s the video of the girl who I got pregnant via a gloryhole.  Thanks, Palindrome!
  • “You’ve not reached AT&T Wireless.”  What the hell was that?  It was their regular customer service number at 1-800-331-0500.  That was weird.  Why did that happen?
  • The Road To Zion by Petra
  • Goddammit by Schaffer the Darklord
  • Attention, 20,000 listeners – go leave an iTunes review for the show.
  • Help me larn computars gud.  My laptop is used for Skype calls and for VoIP calls (Asterisk) and for whatever other telephone software I want to use to make calls with.  So forget the broadcasting part of it and just think about the phone calls.  I need Skype and my Asterisk client to talk to each other.  As in, I want a person on Skype to be able to talk to a person on the Asterisk client.  I will probably have to use Virtual Audio Cables or similar software to make that happen.  I know that I could make it work by using a USB sound card and loop it into my mixer, but I was really hoping to do it with software so I can just add as many other phone clients as I want, like Google Voice and Voxox and others.  If you have any suggestions for me, or maybe a link to a tutorial for this, please post it in the comments below.  THANKS!
  •  Church by Fabolous
  • Here’s a Facebook post by me, made soon after the show ended.

 

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Snow Plow Show – May 8th, 2014 – Praise Jeebus

Tonight’s show is brought to you by JagTV, whose show I stole.  Go listen to Jag at www.mixlr.com/jagtv .  And also sl0th, who I stole an hour of a show from.  But the real hero of this show (screw you, Jag and sl0th) is Liz Darwin, who provided me with a giant church directory full of church members to call and even cohosted with me tonight.  Me and Liz will officially be sharing neighboring homes in Hell after tonight.

  • Jesus Walks by Kanye West
  • God Gave Rock N Roll To You by Kiss
  • Church by Fabolous
  • Listen to sl0th’s church calls that happened right after our show at this link.
  • Dear God by Bonecage

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Snow Plow Show – May 5th, 2014 – Pyuma

This 2 hours of ringing phones (edited down to 46 minutes of ringing phones) is sponsored by Meddle.  Thanks for all the ringing phones, Meddle!

  • Fat Sluts by Rappy McRapperson
  • Thanks for the church directory infoz, Liz!
  • Thanks, ClownSec, for making things extra hilarious for that one thing on the thing.
  • Ugh, Puma, thanks a LOT Aceball.
  • There’s only one church call that sort of worked out.  There were a lot of people not answering which I edited out.
  • Rapping Robots from Outer Space by Rappy McRapperson.
  • Call into the show on Skype – snowplowshow
  • Prank Victim Clock is completely finished!  If you consider completely finished to mean a couple paragraphs talking about the project.
  • What to do if you receive an obscene phone call by Ann Landers - thanks for sending me that, Johnny Pacific.

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Snow Plow Show – May 1st, 2014 – Photo Licking

Billions of shirts from the 2014 Hillock Clothing Line catalog at laughtrackmatt.spreadshirt.com!

In this episode of The Snow Plow Show, we sell some customer photos to the Chinese government.  This episode is sponsored by Laugh Track Matt’s House ‘O Shirts!  Visit them for all your cactus shirt needs.

  • Thanks for being a good opponent, Midlothian Public Library!
  • Carlito has retired from Madhouse Live.  SMELL YA LATER, CARLITO.  My moment of silence didn’t include silence from my really loud keyboard. Click here to listen to Carlito’s last show ever.
  • The Snow Plow Show has a Facebook, where I post important things related to the show, such as Congressman meetings.  The congressman thing sucked.  Nobody got through during it.  Pretty sure it was rigged.
  • Argh, listen to that high-pitched squeeling noise in the background.  Dammit.  That happens when I forget to unplug my tablet from USB.  I’m so STUPID.
  • Get ready for FM-safe prank calls soon, as PCN makes the transition to Party 934!
  • Public Mobile – Hold On.  The music and lyrics to this song are by Chris Tait of Pirate Toronto.  Vocals are Roma Page.  Thanks, Bam Stroker, for sending me the link to the song download.  If you want the song, it’s here: http://blog.publicmobile.ca/blog/tag/song/
  • DJ Schmolli – Shut Up Brooklyn Sandman
  • That end song is called Splashout or something.  I dunno.

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Snow Plow Show – April 24th, 2014 – Snake Face Guy

I stole this picture from Chris Nickerson’s Facebook without his permission and there’s NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.


Here’s the latest and greatest Snow Plow Show.  I forgot to announce this show on Prank Call Nation’s Facebook and Twitter.  I’m sorry!  It won’t happen again.

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