Go write a nice Amazon review of How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way by Frank Patterson. Please remember that this is not a real book, as far as I know, and I have nothing to do with it. If you actually buy this book, hoping to get a better deal than the $29.95 Frank charges at the gym, I don’t know if you’ll actually receive a real book or if it will be the book in the description. I just don’t know. Johnathan Harchick is a loose cannon and there’s no telling what he’ll do.
Live from New Mexico! It’s Saturday night! This show is fully funded and supported by KDK Prank Calls. When you want the best in grungy old music and rants about high school, listen to KDK Prank Calls! In this show I do the same ole shtick of calling gym customers and accusing them of wacky things. This show was originally 3 hours and 45 minutes long and broadcast in front of a live studio audience. You’re welcome for the extensive editing!
Rand al’Thor sponsors today’s extremely short show, but the good news is that this will be the last show from outside the Situation Room in Roy, New Mexico! At least one more show will happen this week from the studio. Woo hoo!
I don’t have time to do show notes right now, but I’ll come back later tonight and list a few URLs I mentioned. For now – www.snowplowshow.com and www.webcrunchers.com!
Visit SnowPlowShow.com for extra confusion! The new official show podcast feed is snowplowshow.com/feed.xml, but I will continue to update phonelosers.org with the show too, just like always. For now, nothing at all is really changing. The HQ feed and the secret feed are both still in the same place and probably won’t change. There will be a separate iTunes link soon too.
Thanks for these pictures of a closed-down restaurant, Stephen!
This show is sponsored by Rick from Ohio. Thanks for only giving us a short show, Rick! In this show we revisit the Ghost Tower guy, fail to find Nazi gold in our apartment, and notify some people of their crimes against grammar.
19 years ago, the Roy, New Mexico gift shop mailed me this awesome magnet.
Today’s show was done while on the road and its hobo sound quality is fully funded by UtahKurt. Thanks a lot, UtahKurt. In this show I collapse an apartment floor, tear down a lady’s fence, and yell at a guy about his hobo cat food. And, of course, play the hits of Rappy McRapperson.
One thing I forgot to mention in the show about the PLA ID cards is that I won’t be getting to your requests for another week. So be patient if you’ve asked for a card. You’ll probably receive them around the very end of August. Damn these corporate picnics, keeping me busy. If you’d like to order a card for yourself, here’s a link to get one.
So far during editing I’ve heard the sound skip 3 times. This is because I really needed to reboot the recording computer, but I was too lazy for that. Damn my laziness.
I haven’t put the ID card up in the store yet, but if you PayPal $5.00 or $1.00 or nothing to [email protected], I will send you a personalized ID card. Be sure to include a picture or a link to a picture, the name you want on the card, your position, your security clearance level and your ID number. If you don’t include that stuff, I’ll just leave the defaults in.
Are you in the mood to hear the same phone call over and over for an entire show? Then this show, sponsored by Michael from Australia, is the show for you! The editing of approximately 3 hours out of this show is all thanks to Michael. Be thankful that you missed the live show.
Skeletor and Beastman by Brandon DiCamillo
Gremlins In My Head by Zalenka
Obscene Phone Caller by Rockwell
Thanks for the alien abduction numbers, Andy! I will call the rest soon.