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Merging With HQ

Ben Hard sponsors today’s show, which means it’s all his fault that this show didn’t happen last week.  In today’s show we have a talking to with some Goodwill auction bidders about fraud and some...

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Trick Ass Ho

Today BoboBob the HoboBob brings you a show completely identical to last week’s show.  Thanks a lot for that, BoboBob the HoboBob.   Perfect Timing by David Lee Roth That weird crossed connection call,...

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Grocery Store Complainers

Stan Trucker sponsors this show, filled with people who just can’t be happy with their local grocery store no matter what. Man arrested for not returning a VHS tape RoyCo Construction tears down the...

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Californian Water Thieves

Reefer Badness brings you today’s show which once again raises awareness about the drought in California by confronting people who overuse their water for stupid things like showers and drinking.   Man arrested for egging...

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Christmas Lights in March

Kludo sponsors today’s show where we talk to a few neighbors about their Christmas lights, we follow up with sidewalk complainers, and we listen to old sheet music calls. Join the Elite Hobo Squad...

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Old Stuff You’ve Already Heard

Today’s show of old crap is sponsored by Gizmo!  It’s all his fault that I’ve been too sick to do shows lately.  Thanks a lot, Gizmo.  I’m hoping things will return to normal in...

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Sidewalks Are Stupid

Today’s sponsor is Lee W! Woohoo! In this episode I call up residents who are TOTALLY AGAINST the new sidewalk that’s going up on their street. We also learn that Hollywood is full of...

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Go To Bed and Sleep

Ben Kilburn sponsors this live Sunday night show, where I call up home owners and try to get them excited about science, but mostly fail at it. That opening audio is an episode of...

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The Lost Episode

Todd L. is responsible for summoning the phone gods to watch over today’s show, resulting in me breaking an important rule of prank calling.  In today’s show we tell landlords about the underground hatch we...

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Home Owners Hate The Walking Dead

Miguel F. completely screws up the intro of today’s show.  Thanks, Miguel!  In today’s show we call up home owners and notify them about serious infractions. Guy gets Sir Mix-A-Lot’s old cell number Chipotle...

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