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Pave The World

Mark W. E. sponsors today’s show where we sell gym customer information to the Chinese government and we campaign for Donald Trump.  I had my mic turned up way too loud for the first...

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Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki

Default Cecil insisted that I do a show with a bunch of failure in it, so I did.  In this show I tear off a few more roofs and I become the focus of...

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Distraction Services Inc.

Rhapsodyman2000 is responsible for today’s show falling a full 10 minutes short of our usual 1 hour goal.  Thanks a lot Rhapsodyman2000!  In today’s show, you’ll learn the original true meaning of the word cactus,...

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Snow Plow Odyssey

Today’s show refuses not to be religious, so don’t blame me for it.  Blame Miguel F, who is today’s sponsor.  In today’s show you’ll hear me lose my weed pipe AGAIN, and then I get lectured...

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The Salmonella Special

Chris and Sarah sponsor today’s show filled with pizza customers that were submitted by listeners a really really long time ago. Thanks, Tristan, for making that Ahnold drop for Cacti Radio about 5 years...

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Royco Construction Inc.

Tony from Arizona is responsible for Kay’s death.  Not me.  In today’s show, I mostly fail at making people believe that I’ve torn their roof off, but a couple of them fall for it....

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Ugly Christmas Trees

Gizmo doesn’t hate the baby Jesus and probably has more lights on his house than Clark Griswald.  Thanks, Gizmo! Listen to Carlito’s interview on Lettuce Radio Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas by...

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Roy Gets Terminated

Buster C is today’s show sponsor, where I call more landlords from the list  Apocalypse sent me. Those clips from the beginning are from the Big Larry incident of 1996. Sorry I dinged your...

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Tenants From Airbnb

Kody A. sponsors today’s show where I attempt to re-create the latest Airbnb debacle in the form of wacky prank phone calls. Donate to the PCN Pranksgiving fundraiser. Here’s the full story about those...

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You Are The One

Honey Baby sponsors today’s live show that I completely forgot to announce on Twitter.  Thanks, Honey Baby!  In today’s show I call homeowners and present them with various wacky situations. Go to prankcallnation.com/pranksgiving to...

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