Thanks, CactusThis, for emailing me this image 600 times, you damn spammer.
This show is sponsored by Jiad, the host of The Art of Phone Larking. The opening music is called Pumpin’ & Blownin’ from the cinematic masterpiece known as The Pirate Movie and it’s dedicated to Jiad because he blows. In today’s morning show we’re going to call some photo developing customers.
Thanks for submitting today’s Facebook mob, Rusty!
Thanks for this picture of a 1990′s relic, John Sever!
This show is sponsored by Michael Foster. Michael is 100% responsible for the lady at Starbucks refusing my desperate plea at the end of the show. Thanks, Michael. About 3 of the calls from the show today weren’t heard during the live broadcast. I called them later in the evening and inserted them into the show in random spots. This means that even if you listened to the show live, now you have to listen to it all again to make sure you heard everything. Isn’t that evil of me? One of them is really good, so you don’t want to miss out! Too bad I won’t tell you which one.
Jonathan Mann – There Are No People In The Future
Glory Hole Doughnuts is an awesome place that hasn’t deleted any of our wacky posts. Everyone should buy Glory Hole T-Shirts from them.
This show is brought to you by Brad Gibbs and his awesome friend, who donated a $50 Amazon card to us over the weekend, which was used to buy 2 more phone routers for PLA’s TNI box, which will bring another 4 answering machine lines to the system. RIP, Brad Gibbs! <3 In this show, I call nothing but submissions that people have sent in. I tell a lady that her roof has been torn off and a guy that he’s a sexual deviant.
The Fear by Lily Allen. Because we love Lily Allen.
TitanPad.com is really cool. Thanks for showing it to me, Palindrome.
Happy Birthday, Ace! Go visit PLA News and wish Ace a happy birthday.
Help PLA by making some station IDs for the 24/7 Shoutcast/Mixlr station. A legitimate station ID would be something like, “You’re listening to Phone Losers of America radio, streaming the soothing sounds of the PLA, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Visit us on the interwebs at phonelosers.org. Add us on Facebook at facebook.com/phonelosers, on Twitter at twitter.com/phonelosers and on YouTube at youtube.com/phonelosersofamerica. And support our noble efforts at patreon.com/phonelosers. Thanks for listening to PLA.” If you do exactly that quote, that would be great, but do whatever you want to do. Be wacky, do stupid voices, add music or sound effects if you want, say untrue things about PLA, insult my manhood, etc. Try to avoid using the words “Shoutcast” or “Mixlr” if possible, so that I can continue using your voice far into the future after we’ve forgotten what Shoutcast and Mixlr are. I will most likely use your voice in between playing shows on the PLA stream and it will play a different random drop each time. You can email your voice to me at email@example.com or leave it as a voicemail at 814-422-5309 and if anything really hilarious gets made, I’ll play it on a future show. Thanks!
Help me larn computars gud. My laptop is used for Skype calls and for VoIP calls (Asterisk) and for whatever other telephone software I want to use to make calls with. So forget the broadcasting part of it and just think about the phone calls. I need Skype and my Asterisk client to talk to each other. As in, I want a person on Skype to be able to talk to a person on the Asterisk client. I will probably have to use Virtual Audio Cables or similar software to make that happen. I know that I could make it work by using a USB sound card and loop it into my mixer, but I was really hoping to do it with software so I can just add as many other phone clients as I want, like Google Voice and Voxox and others. If you have any suggestions for me, or maybe a link to a tutorial for this, please post it in the comments below. THANKS!
Tonight’s show is brought to you by JagTV, whose show I stole. Go listen to Jag at www.mixlr.com/jagtv . And also sl0th, who I stole an hour of a show from. But the real hero of this show (screw you, Jag and sl0th) is Liz Darwin, who provided me with a giant church directory full of church members to call and even cohosted with me tonight. Me and Liz will officially be sharing neighboring homes in Hell after tonight.
Jesus Walks by Kanye West
God Gave Rock N Roll To You by Kiss
Church by Fabolous
Listen to sl0th’s church calls that happened right after our show at this link.
Billions of shirts from the 2014 Hillock Clothing Line catalog at laughtrackmatt.spreadshirt.com!
In this episode of The Snow Plow Show, we sell some customer photos to the Chinese government. This episode is sponsored by Laugh Track Matt’s House ‘O Shirts! Visit them for all your cactus shirt needs.
The Snow Plow Show has a Facebook, where I post important things related to the show, such as Congressman meetings. The congressman thing sucked. Nobody got through during it. Pretty sure it was rigged.
Argh, listen to that high-pitched squeeling noise in the background. Dammit. That happens when I forget to unplug my tablet from USB. I’m so STUPID.
Get ready for FM-safe prank calls soon, as PCN makes the transition to Party 934!
Public Mobile – Hold On. The music and lyrics to this song are by Chris Tait of Pirate Toronto. Vocals are Roma Page. Thanks, Bam Stroker, for sending me the link to the song download. If you want the song, it’s here: http://blog.publicmobile.ca/blog/tag/song/