PLA Shirts Now In Pretty Colors

If you’ve been dying to get a PLA t-shirt, but black and grey just wasn’t colorful enough for you, then today’s your lucky day! A very limited supply of the new PLA t-shirts are now available in dark green, dark orange, brown and white. Sorry, the pink is already sold out!

PLA Athletic Shirts in color

I only ordered 2 of each of these different colors – 1 in Large and the other in X-Large. Also available, but not in the picture, are 2 large shirts in the color maroon. If you must have these shirts immediately, then PayPal $19 to rbcp AT phonelosers.org. Or visit the PLA Store if you’d like to order a black or grey shirt.

Also, you should visit PLA’s page of photos to see your favorite celebrity superstars wearing PLA shirts! Once you’ve ordered a shirt, send in a picture of yourself wearing it and, chances are, it’ll end up on that page.

PLA Athletic Shirts worn

Thanks for your support! Without the proceeds from these t-shirts, RBCP wouldn’t be snorting nearly as much cocaine!

The Last Myspace Contest Update EVER!

Today the very last winner in PLA’s Myspace Contest was randomly chosen. That winner is…


June 1st winner
High on teh PLA!

Congrats, kid from Alabama! You too have won a PLA athletic-style t-shirt, a DVD full of PLA media, and a few stickers. And just to kind of wrap things up in this contest, here are the rest of the winners from the past few months.


May 1st winner
May 15th winner
Aaron =D
voKILList


April 1st Winner:
gone fishin
gone fishin
April 15th Winner:
gone fishin
James Bland Entertainment

There’s no use in pretending that this contest didn’t suck balls. A total of 14 people entered it, giving everyone extremely good odds of winning. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I guess the lack of participation made it boring. Or maybe a Myspace contest is just a shitty idea no matter what the participation is like.

At least in the draw your own cartoon contest I got some cool artwork for the site out of it. And in the show your love for the PLA contest I got a few hilarious pictures to use on the site. In the design a PLA button contest I got about a dozen new buttons to add to the PLA store. But what have I got to show from this contest? What, I ask you!

I am happy that I was able to give 5 of you some t-shirts, though. I hope you wear them proudly and that they get you lots of chicks, as PLA t-shirts are known to do. We’ll come up with another contest soon. Maybe you can help us come up with a better contest idea by suggesting one in our forums. Lots of thanks to those who vandalized their own Myspace pages in the name of the PLA!

More Myspace Tshirt Contest Winners

A couple weeks ago we randomly choose another winner for the Myspace Tshirt contest, but were too lazy to post about him. Today we chose the latest winner. The winners are…


May 1st winner
May 15th winner
Aaron =D
voKILList

Congratulations, both of you! You’ve won a shirt, some stickers, and a PLA DVD. RBCP will be showing up at your door very soon with a film crew to hand you all of this great PLA stuff personally, just like Ed McMahon does!

If you haven’t won the contest yet, you’ve still got the next 15 days to curse RBCP for rigging the votes and yell at him because you think his random number generator script favors everyone but YOU! If you haven’t entered the contest yet, then you should. You still have as much chance to win as anyone else does.

Prank Call Torrents

In my last post I whined about there not being enough prank calls torrents in the world and I promised to do something about it. Well here’s my attempt to do something. The following torrents are now available for your downloading pleasure.

Mark Knopfler: Mark Knopfler is a classic prankster from the late 80′s. A few years ago I set up a tribute page where you can post and read comments from other Mark Knopfler fans.

Fightsters – A Little Man’s Love: Here’s the full CD from the prank call group I talked about in my previous post.

Neil Hamburger – Great Phone Calls: Neil Hamburger’s in town! I love this CD. You may remember Neil from a very small scene on stage in the Tenacious D movie. Neil loves to audition for comedy clubs over the phone and he’s so lonely that he drives his local pizza joints nuts.

Captain Janks – The King Of The Cranks: Captain Janks loves Howard Stern just a little too much. But you gotta be impressed with how many live news broadcasts he’s pranked.

Howard Stern Pranks: A bunch of Howard Stern pranks. I found these on some other torrent. I haven’t actually listened to them yet though.

The Ball Busters – No Hang Ups: This is the sequel to a great album by the Ball Busters. Unfortunately I can’t find the original right now so the sequel will have to do. It’s still got some pretty good stuff in it.

The Jerky Boys Discography: Everything the Jerky Boys have ever done.

Phone Losers of America Media Pack: Remember the PLA Media CD? Well here it is without the 700 megabyte limitation! It’s 2.64 gigabytes of all the PLA Radio episodes, PLA TV, hundreds of prank calls, all of the original PLA text files and more.

Bubba The Love Sponge – Ned Only: Bubba is another radio DJ that does prank phone calls. Legend813 sent these to me after I made this post and he tells me these are good.

That’s it for now. One of these days I’ll get around to putting some more torrents up. Download these and seed them for other people to enjoy! And if you’ve got your own prank calls that you’d like to share with the world, create a torrent and post it in the comments section of this post. If you’re too lazy to make your own torrent, mail your prank call tape or CD to RBCP and maybe he’ll do it for you.

If you don’t know how to download a torrent, visit utorrent.com and download their bittorrent client. Once you do that, you’ll be able to click on the prank call torrents listed above and they’ll download for you. You’ll also be able to search for pirated movies, music, software and porn at The Pirate Bay but we don’t condone illegal things like that.

In The Name Of Jesus

Years ago, when I was really into trading prank call cassettes and CDs with people on the internet, I was given a tape labeled “The Pittsburgh Fightsters – A Little Man’s Love.” The title of the cassette was taken from one of the prank calls that I didn’t care too much for. About half of the pranks were really great and the rest weren’t too bad either. Well okay, a couple were awful.

But throughout the tape, they prank called one lady continuously. She was hilarious because she injected the phrase, “In the name of Jesus” into conversation when she got upset. And it was really easy to upset her. The mere mention of Satan was enough to make her flip out. And…well, just listen to these calls.


In The Name of Jesus Part 1: The prankster calls up this foreign lady and asks for a guy name Angelo. It seems that the prankster has been calling and asking for Angelo for quite some time by this point, judging by the lady’s response. She continuously uses the phrase, “in the name of Jesus” and the prankster finally responds with, “In the name of no Jesus” and then later, “In the name of Satan” which really sets the lady off. And so it begins…
In The Name of Jesus Part 2: A new prankster is calling the lady this time, but you hear the original prankster chanting “Praise Satan” in the background. Eventually the new prankster joins in the chant, as the lady tries to outdo them with screams of, “In the name of JESUS!”

In The Name of Jesus Part 3: This one is mediocre – they simply yell, “In the name of Jesus/Satan” at each other a few times and it ends.

In The Name of Jesus Part 4: This one begins with the standard Jesus/Satan battle, then progresses into meowing by the prankster, and then whispering that Satan is coming. She fights back with some unconvincing laughter to show that it doesn’t bother her.

What a lovable old religious nut! According to Prank Call Central, the Fightsters have put out at least 20 CDs. But this is the only one I’ve ever heard and I love it mainly for the Jesus Lady. The CDs don’t appear to be available in stores (not on Amazon.com anyway) but you can buy a lot of them from Prank Call Central.

Trading prank call tapes and CDs used to be fun, but it kind of died out in the early 2000′s. I still have a pretty huge collection of 20th century prank call tapes and CDs, though. I would say, “Let’s all trade prank call CDs again, just like we used to!” but that’d be pointless since everyone has broadband these days. So instead…let’s all make a lot of prank call CDs available on bittorrent!

A bittorrent search for prank calls returns pitiful results. It’s mostly Jerky Boys, Howard Stern, and other wacky morning DJs. None of the old, independent prank call mp3s are up there and that needs to change. I want to see classics on bittorrent, like Mark Knofler, Neil Hamburger, 967-GIRLS, John Trubee, and the Ball Busters. I’m taking it back! The prank call revolution begins now! Or maybe I’ll just go watch some TV instead. Here’s another Fightsters call, completely unrelated to the name of Jesus.


Hang Up The Phone This one is great and it’s such a simple concept – the prankster calls up a guy and demands that he hangs up the phone. The man is so pissed off by this that he decides to show the prankster at thing or two by refusing to hang up the phone, yelling “I ain’t hangin’ up nothing!”

Go discover some prank calls groups today. Our Ultimate Prank Call Page isn’t very ultimate but it’s got some good links to prank call sites on it. Prank Call Central has even more links. And our prank call reviews page has got…reviews. I’m going to set up some prank call torrents later. Check this post in a day or two for some prank call torrent links.

Myspace Tshirt Contest Winners

winner

Using a PHP script to randomly pick from the very small list of entries, we have now chosen 2 winners for the PLA Myspace Contest. The winners are…


April 1st Winner:
gone fishin
gone fishin
April 15th Winner:
gone fishin
James Bland Entertainment

Congratulations, you’ve won a tshirt, some stickers, a PLA DVD, and an all-expense paid dinner at Red Lobster with RBCP! The next t-shirt winner will be announced on May 1st.

PLA Radio Episode #14 – Wacky Morning DJ

Isn’t that a nice hat up there, sitting in front of the PLA Radio mixer? Buy it!

This PLA Radio episode contains an update on the old social enginnering episode, a bit about sendmeavoicemail.com and then some sound clips from a wacky morning DJ that I prank called a long time ago. This podcast is 22 minutes long and is about 19.8 megs.

Listen to the show

Listen to the show on dialup

Visit the PLA Radio archives

Myspace Tshirt Contest

PLA's Myspace T-shirt Contest

Now that PLA finally has a new t-shirt, it’s time to have a contest so we can give away some of these shirts. In the past we’ve had the Design your own PLA Cartoon contest, the Show Your Love for the PLA contest, and the Design a Button for Our Store contest. This time we’re going to make you modify your Myspace page in the name of the PLA to win.

Entering this contest is easy. Here are the requirements:

  • You must add PLA Radio’s Myspace page to one of your Top 4 on your friends list.
  • Your primary Myspace picture needs to have a full color PLA logo on it. The logo can be no smaller than 25 pixels across.
  • You should provide a link to www.phonelosers.org in your “About Me” section.
  • You must have more than 20 friends.
  • You can only enter one time, even if you have multiple Myspace accounts.

More details are available on the official Myspace T-shirt Contest page. Click below!

Click here for contest details

PLA Wiki

Wikipedia“Rbcp, you should start a PLA Wiki, so us forum goons can edit and write stuff about PLA, when you are too lazy to! The software is open source, so what have you got to loose?” – Raptor

“Okay!” – RBCP

http://www.phonelosers.org/wiki/

IMPORTANT UPDATE: The wiki is gone! The wiki was causing serious issues with WordPress and I can’t figure out why so I had to take it down. I do plan to put it back up once I get things figured out. I saved the wiki database file before I deleted it, so once it’s back up you can continue where you left off. Sorry about this! Hopefully it will be back very soon. -RBCP