Snow Plow Show – July 6th, 2014 – Pray To The J 5 Times A Day

Thanks, Valerie & Ron, for hopefully not minding that I used this picture of your kid!

 

Today’s episode of blasphemy was produced by Desi Guy and sponsored by MistehClaye, but was especially made possibly by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.  Thanks, Jesus!  And, I guess, Desi Guy and MST3Claye.  But mostly Jesus.

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Telephone Falls – Coming Soon…Again

 

PLA’s Patreon earned $717 this month, which means that a new episode of Telephone Falls is officially happening!  I knew this would happen eventually, but I’m surprised and happy that it’s happening so soon.  And a little worried, because I haven’t done a bit of work on a new episode and I already have a lot of other PLA-related things that are keeping me really busy.  But this is awesome and it’s one of the main reasons I thought it’d be a good idea to set up a Patreon in the first place.  (The other reason, of course, is for the useless vinyl record that happens at $1,0000/month.)

 

This also means that we reached the $600 goal of phone mobbing a radio station together and that I really need to finish up that poster that I’ve been working on for the past month and decide on a Snow Plow Show sticker design to order a bunch of.  (A new design is on its way right now for me to decide on because I didn’t like the last ones I had printed.)  And even though Bonecage (and all of you) helped me create the coolest phone-related song ever a couple months ago, I still need to finish up my own phone song I’ve been working on.

I feel like I’m never doing enough to show that I’m making good use of the contributions being sent, but I swear, I’m putting a huge amount of my free time into all this PLA nonsense.  This past month, more Snow Plow Shows happened than ever before.  In June there were 10 of them, which means if you’re contributing $1.00/month you’re paying the low price of just 10 cents a show!  That’s a lot better than May’s 13 cents per show you had to pay before.  So you’re getting more value for your money every month since the Patreon thing has started.

I have no idea when a new Telephone Falls is going to happen, but I think it’s safe to say that it’ll happen before 2014 ends.  I still need to finish up a few of the other Patreon milestones and I definitely won’t start on it until I finish at least one poster design attempt.

Thank you, everyone who’s contributed to PLA these past few months.  I’m still blown away that people love PLA enough to throw money at it like this.  Remember, we’re only at the very beginning of this crazy Patreon project, so great things are still to come.  I’m still waiting for $1,000/month to happen before I start ditching customers from my real job, just to make sure this is going to last, but once we reach that point I’m going to be sinking much more of my 9 to 5 days into PLA.

If you have no idea what all this Patreon nonsense I’m talking about is, visit patreon.com/phonelosers and read up on how you can contribute to make a lot more things happen around here.  If you don’t like the looks of Patreon, you can donate at phonelosers.org/donate.  If you prefer to help without blowing your hard-earned money, phonelosers.org/help has a list of other ways you can help us out, mostly just by spreading the gospel of PLA.

Snow Plow Show – July 3rd, 2014 – Mona’s Ranch

Here’s a picture of Sharron from the first brothel call, taken in her younger years

 

Here’s a July 4th Eve show, sponsored by Devan Gladden and HOOKERS.  THANKS, DEVAN!  And hookers.

 

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Snow Plow Show – June 26th, 2014 – Reservations and Voicemails

Thanks for this amazing cactus, Kris!

This show, with it’s billions of voicemails on the end of it, is sponsored by Tony in Arizona.  Thanks for the continued support and the kind words, Tony!  This show is only about 30 minutes long of things that aren’t voicemails.  The second half is all voicemails.

That epic cactus drawing above was sent to me by Kris, who does a regular animated series called The Bedfellows.  If you watch enough episodes of The Bedfellows, you’ll find one with a PLA logo in it.  Tell me which video of his has a PLA logo in it and you’ll win a tiny envelope filled with useless PLA crap.  Congrats on the 2 people who won!

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Snow Plow Show – June 22nd, 2014 – The Dharma Initiative

4 out of 5 toasters have a 6.5536 MHz crystal in them

This show was made possible by a donation of $200.52 in play money and plastic coins by Carl Sanders.  Unfortunately that wasn’t enough for me to afford PCN’s steep live broadcasting fees, but it was more than enough for me to make this podcast-only version of a show.  Thanks, Carl!

  • Still no Yelp review from Anne Marie while I’m editing this.  Dammit.
  • Rick Dyer is a guy who frequently fakes bigfoot captures.
  • My background music is too loud.  I’m SORRY.  I’ll turn it down next time.
  • Heathcliff Theme Song
  • When I called Richard, I meant to say I was with the Department of Transportation.  I’m dum.
  • “Don’t be an adult skateboarder,” says the adult prank caller.  I KNOW.
  • Weird Al Yankovic – eBay

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Stupid PLA Rubber Bracelets

What’s that?  You say you wish you could wear one of those douchey rubber bracelets around all the time, only instead of the bracelet saying “I <3 BOOBIES” it says “Phone Losers of America?”  Well are you in luck then!

This picture shows two sizes of bracelets – medium and large.  Which one you choose reflects what type of female genitalia you prefer.  My sexy hairy arms are not included with your purchase.

Click here to buy a bracelet.

And if you’re into wasting all your money on PLA crap, then you should look at PLA’s store and the new t-shirts on PLA’s spreadshirt.  The money you spend helps more crack and meth for me.  And more crack and meth means more shows and other fun PLA things.  So support PLA today!

 

Snow Plow Show – June 20th, 2014 – Blurry Houses

This show was made possible by Michael Foster.  Jesus loves Michael Foster and only Michael Foster.

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Snow Plow Show – June 14th, 2014 – That Awkward Moment With Zac Efron

 

Thanks for taking this picture, Stephen Xbluex!

That one show where RBCP just yells at people for an hour and then stops the show to watch a bad early-90′s movie called 12:01.  Hey, have you supported PLA today?  You can make more shows happen where RBCP yells at people for an hour and then stops the show to watch a bad early 90′s movie called 12:01, either by contributing to our Patreon or by contributing without Patreon.  Or you can help out without spending anything.

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Prank call website, send spoof and prank calls online

Snow Plow Show – June 13th, 2014 – House of Andreas

These hobo mailboxes fall apart like Legos when you trip over them.

Happy Friday The 13th!  A listener named Andreas sent me a giant list of names, phone numbers, pictures of houses and ideas for most of them.  So I turned his entire list into a show.  This is the show.  Thanks, Andreas!

  • Jiad did 3 hours of hilarity right before my show.  Click here to listen to it.
  • Are you tired of lazy-ass show hosts only doing their shows on Mixlr so you can’t easily listen to them later?  Enigma420 has given all the shows RSS feeds, whether they want them or not, so you can listen to them with your podcast apps.  Go to prankcallnation.com to get the feed URLs.
  • There are a LOT of overprotective husbands and wives answering phones in this show.  No trust!
  • When I said we’re an hour into the show, I forgot to account for the 12 minutes I spent playing crap before the show actually started, so it was more like 48 minutes into the show.  I still edited a ton of stuff out, though!  The show was around 2 hours and 25 minutes long originally.
  • Sweetpea by Bonecage.  Click here to watch the video for this song.
  • I can do whatever I want, I’m white by Rucka Rucka Ali – Requested by Liz.
  • Antix – Hands Up

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Snow Plow Show – June 10th, 2014 – 500th Customer

Thanks, PowerOfGamers, for this picture.

This song is sponsored by The Great Ben Kilburn.  All failures in today show are brought to you by Ben Kilburn.  And boy are there failures!

  • Psychos on the Street by Flash and the Pan
  • Welcome to the BotNet by TheN
  • How could Nick possibly not remember my voice from the call I did to him just 5 minutes earlier?/?
  • MUSIC: They Won’t Get Me by Roger Miller, What’s Up by He Man, There She Goes by Lalalalalalalala.
  • Robert at Starbucks never tweeted about his amazing contest winning experience there.
  • Leave a voicemail for me – 814-422-5309
  • Wax Audio – Stayin’ In Black

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