Whenever we call up a hotel and connect ourselves to a random room and then claim to be the front desk guy, a peculiar thing happens - the guest who answers the phone almost always believes us. We can say just about anything we want and they’ll still think we’re the front desk workers. Especially when we’re calling late at night and waking them from their sleep. Don’t believe me? Just take a listen to these calls…

• Carrot Top This lady isn’t very happy that Carrot Top wants her to leave her room at 3:30am so that he can have his favorite room.

• Giant Morning Erection

• No Smoking 4 calls

• Important Doctor and His Crying Wife

• Room Service

• Sex Party

• Urgent Call #1

• Urgent Call #2

• Urgent Call #3

• Shut The Fuck Up We kindly ask a guest to shut the fuck up and he doesn’t find anything strange about this. His wife sure isn’t happy, though.

• Room Service This stuttering lady is extremely upset that the front desk is charging her for room service as her husband rants in the background about calling the cops.

• Repeat After Me This woman apparently really ordered a 3:30am wakeup call. I have her repeat something to me just to make sure she’s awake.

• Noisy Baby We tell a guest that they need to keep their baby quiet, then convince them to come down to the front desk.

• Illegal Music A guest denies that they’re downloading music illegally from their hotel room. They finally agree to come to the front desk to assure us that their cell phone isn’t responsible.

• I Left Pot in your Room This is a long call; about 15 minutes total. But it’s ridiculously funny, because we tell a man that we left our pot in his room on the previous night, and the man is helpful enough to search in the toilet tank, smoke detector, curtains, behind the TV, in the heating vents, under the matresses, etc. There’s nothing this man won’t do to help us.

• Registered Sex Offender This man is only slightly annoyed that the hotel desk employee is calling him to let him know that he’s a registered sex offender.

• Attitude Problem This lady wants to make a reservation in our hotel but has a serious attitude problem.

• Sorry Lady This lady needs a room, but she is sorry.

• Complaining Guy This guy calls to talk to a guest and is surprised when the front desk girl calls him a bitch. So he calls back to complain and ends up threatening to send police helicopters to get us. At least he learns an important life lesson in the end.

• Killer Robots We call a guest and tell them that they really need to stop building killer robots in their room since it’s against company policy. The guest concludes that we must be nuts.

• Extension Cord We were staying in a motel and noticed that one of our guests had an extension cord running from their van into their room. Obviously they were running a mobile meth lab so we called their room about it.

• Jumping on the Beds We tell this old lady to stop jumping on her bed but she insists that she wasn’t. We know better.

• Old Lady Survey This call is horribly morally terribly wrong. Like, there’s no way the guy who did this one will ever get into heaven now. I’m too ashamed to even describe this call, but listen to it and you’ll laugh a lot and then you’ll be ashamed that you laughed. Then the process repeats over and over for 12 minutes.

• Wake Up Call We assure this front desk lady that transferring us to a random room would be a good idea. We promise that we won’t get her in trouble. When she finally transfers us to a random room, we immediately break our promise.

• Towel Check The front desk calls this lady to make sure she’s got enough towels. As expected, she immediately thinks that somebody is hiding in her room.

• Discrediting The Front Desk This one is just insane… We call up a hotel and ask the front desk guy if he was sleeping. He immediately accuses us of discrediting him and all sorts of other crazy things. This is a long call.

• Bored Employees Pranking Guests This starts out with us telling a guest that they never paid the bill that we slipped under their door. After several minutes of confusion, we finally admit that we’re just bored front desk employees pranking all the guests.

• Drugs and Hookers We try to buy drugs from this obvious drug dealer. Then the front desk calls him and asks him to please not sell drugs from his room.

• Harmonica Complaints We call up this room to complain about the harmonica noise. They promise to cut out the harmonica playing but they won’t allow us to confiscate the harmonica. We follow up with several calls from irritated guests.

• Need A Room We call up a motel, attempting to find out if there’s a lot of guests there for us to prank.

• Profanity is Illegal We ask this guy to be a little quieter and he insists that it’s not him. Then he gets pissed so we call back and tell him how it is.

• New Transfer Policy We ask to be transferred to a room and for some reason this front desk guy doesn’t want to do it anymore.

• Worried About My Son After successfully pranking every single room in a motel, we call up the front desk and claim that our son is staying there and has been crying about the phone calls he’s been receiving.

• No Motherfucker Policy This guy was being a real motherfucker which is strictly against hotel policy.

• Fax Machine Violation We call this guy to offer towels and a fax machine picks up. We tell him about our policy on fax machines and he suddenly turns into a woman. He apologizes to keep from being thrown out of the hotel. Then we find out that his apology wasn’t very sincere.

12/17/05: Cody from wv Great site guys… please keep it updated

12/12/05: Brad from Milwaukee, WI Never mind that other guy

11/17/05: cody from va shove the harmonica down your 50y/o geezer ass throat lmao

11/07/05: Lunarsphere from Bin Rev Forums To the guy before the last, they arent fake, you lil script kiddie wanna be fuck who couldnt do a god damn thing without plagurizing it first. Your just pissed off cause they are 1337 and you are not, get a life!

10/02/05: yomoma from Opopo Cmon PPL you know all these are fakes ..they just wanna make some money

07/31/05: George from Houston FUCK YES! Awesome calls! You guys are giving me some ideas! KEEP IT UP! SPREAD THE PHONE LOVE!

06/29/05: Tiffiny from Alton Ill This site is funny keep it up;]

06/21/05: wilsonvillain from west coast i work in a hotel. some of these are funny, but i cant belive these employees are actually transferring the calls. they are idiots for transferring you.

05/29/05: reeto from whitehorse go do it some more

05/27/05: Megan Loves Jon from Mc Louisiana Ok , I think this site is so funny but its kinda hard to hear and all yall out there who say its dumb go suck a big donkey dick!

05/26/05: Nehpets733 from Detroit yo guys are phucking awsome

04/12/05: Alex from San Diego Dudes, whoever the British chick is, sounds FUCKING HOTT!!!

03/27/05: introspective from Upurass moderatly amusing

03/06/05: JaY eEzY from lewiston, id i got some rhymes to spit on this fire…. “i aint got no weed so i smokes some leafs, butterfingers always be stuck in my teefs, ungh! thats on the rilly! ”

03/04/05: Chillin’ Dillon from hex secks avenue “You’re a motherfucker–I’m not swearing.” Oh my god, these are classics!

01/26/05: jake from la i love this fuckin site its the best, WESHIDE

01/07/05: Bill Lomberg from the front desk yeah Hi, Are you aware that operating a meth lab violates our hotel policy? yeah, I’m going to have to go ahead and ask you to stop, it’s just that we have gotten several complaints about people coming and going at odd hours. mm-kay. thanks a bunch!

12/29/04: Litttle Shit from Your Assholes This shit isn’t fucken funny!! You guys are suck balls!!

12/04/04: sam ‘VoD’ from new jersey i love this fucking site. keep up the awesome work.

12/03/04: joseph o from cedartown ga im RICK JAMES BIATCH do something about it dont cry just put a bandaid on it and tell your mom

07/24/04: GAY from doug’s motel This is the most fuckin retarded pranks ever… never laughed once! borrrrrrrrrrrring

07/24/04: Aaron from newfoundland, canada Hilarious! especially the food stamps credit card! hahaha

07/24/04: dede gray from westminester VT you no i no you that you killd some one

07/24/04: bighed from santa maria this shits boring

07/24/04: ME……… from mommys pussy i work at a holiday inn and this shit is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07/24/04: Adam from Ohio LOL @ you guys. That’s great.

07/24/04: koel from aaa thats mean

07/24/04: Xpose from Here OMG thats so hillarious! You guys kick ass

07/24/04: Nib from Finland Funny stuff, although i think you should apologize to the Harmonica guy ;p

07/24/04: Cj from London,UK THats some funny shit, keep it up

07/24/04: dumbass from fuckyou That is the dumbest shit i have ever read, you just wasted 2 minutes of my time, i should sue your ass for lost wages.

07/24/04: Jose from Mexico Yo hablo espanol

07/23/04: mike from down the street some funny some stupid i hate my damn hotel job so im with ya, guests are hate mongers kill em all

07/23/04: Robert Goulet from Los Angeles GOULET!

07/23/04: Chris from Wisconsin People like you who make webpages like this obviously are losers.

07/23/04: your mama is from a gangbang damn was it good

07/23/04: budda from mecca have you ever tried calling a school? try mine

07/23/04: egg from her meat curtains waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fun stuff….i always get in troubl for it though

07/23/04: Rex Karz from among others I invented prank calls. You are copying my idea!

07/23/04: Big Dex from Earth great site keep it up :-)

07/23/04: Itchy Balls from My Crotch My balls and penis itch.

07/23/04: DHK from NEtherlands What a bunch o’Nerds, this Sh*t kicks as$!

07/23/04: Brian from California Fucking Hilarious. You guys kick total ass.

07/22/04: jimmy from mgm grand i prank ppl all the time and its funny as hell and any1 who opposes prank callin ppl should go 2 hell n by the way nice site guys

07/22/04: satan from the seventh level i approve. “strict no-motherfucker-policy”

07/22/04: AhronZombi from lexington ky funny

07/22/04: derrock from Olympia Washington haha you guys fucking rule

07/22/04: Nabilon from Sweden “ya i have big head” lol….

07/22/04: balls on chin boy from The Gram Norton Effect I like the way you talk, I like that way I talk, all this talkin make me horny, mmmmmmm

07/22/04: tiffany from texas this is the fucking most retardest thing i have ever read

07/22/04: you all suck from nowhere my god get a job and do something productive

07/22/04: ed from ed you guys are a bunch of morons

07/22/04: BLAAT from VOLKOMENKUT LAME K-rad Ryan, you are outdated stupid kidie BTW THIS SITE SUCKS www.volkomenkut.com RULES

07/22/04: serp from USC these are dumb. next time you’re in a hotel. get laid.

07/22/04: Jesus from Heaven, NJ Keep on rockin’ in the free world!

07/22/04: Sepult from My House this is and awsome idea

07/21/04: phil from wa Adam Barger

07/16/04: krazynesphreak from pasadena/tx i`ve done the same thing come up with something new

07/16/04: liquid from pa this is so funny, excellent work.

07/15/04: gullous from wa Don’t call my hotel again

07/14/04: DeathIndustry from the wasteland stick it to ‘em.

07/13/04: t3st_s3t from ma bell’s head great pranks as always!

07/12/04: SyntorX9000 from My Location Awesome as always, you wild crazy kids keep up the good work ! I worked in Hotel PBX/ Voice mail for a few years :)

07/11/04: RBCP from Altonia Sarah, it’s working for me. I’m listening right now. Anyone else having this problem?

07/11/04: sarah601 from earth the bored employees call doesn’t work. it just screeches.

07/10/04: GFY from Australia You are legends! “No, I dont have the wrong FUCKING room!”

07/09/04: Shadowkiller from Iraq Lmao Son Call

07/09/04: Pizza Hut from PIZZA HUT Almost as good as the ‘cinema theatre’ ones

07/08/04: mia from montana beautiful. thanks guys.

07/08/04: Roy from new mexico cactus

07/08/04: I was a victim from Elite Grove u sons of bitches called me at 2 in the f******* morning one that one phone call dammit!! remove me now!!! or i shall have to disable ur aol account.

07/05/04: AyAn4m1 from Nowhere Amazing.

07/04/04: Phelix the Preak from Your ass Hah hah. We have lots of backwater motels that immigrants run. This will be phun.

06/29/04: K-rad Ryan from these were funny. !! Keep the fashizzile up!!!

06/28/04: Mr Spessa from motel3 stop being motherfuckers, mmkay?

06/26/04: braktoon from z spessa’s voice scares me with its eery similarity to the psychiatric recordings

06/26/04: braktoon from z “you’re not the best sleeper.”

06/26/04: jamz! from bamboozled! oh my god! you stole this idea

06/26/04: spessa from motel 4 I like to criticize myself, get off my back mrpeanut!

06/26/04: Visi0n from Cocacolaland haaa The drug call was classic

06/26/04: mrpeanut from around Spessa? WTF?!

06/25/04: spessa from motel5 YOU SHOULDN’T BE DOING THIS KIND OF THING!

July 16, 2006 - 11:04 AM: Joseph from Lubbock Texas me and my friend call hotels and call a guest and tell them the police is down stairs for them its fuckin hilarious then we told this guy at the desk kids were on the roof and he was all in the middle of the street lookin for them

July 20, 2006 - 10:50 AM: dan from somewhere this is not fake its actually real its pretty funny, how do you guys manage to figure out the taco bell frequencise? its awesome!

July 24, 2006 - 08:36 AM: dan from san diego dude i laughed my ass off

July 25, 2006 - 08:11 AM: Caity from Canada wow. Hahaha. PLA Rocks. You guys are my heroes. On top of allllll the great content, you also included Tetris. Rock on.

August 17, 2006 - 10:12 PM: joe from ohio OMFG these are so fucking funny!!! I never laughed so hard when you called the old lady. That one is sooo funny. Never laughed that much! Maam, are you having sex with an animal? Funny Shit!!!

August 21, 2006 - 12:44 PM: Alex from Toronto You guys rule!!!, Love listening to you guys with my headphones on, as my boss walk around and look at me like, there must be something wrong, he shouldn’t be this happy at work

September 02, 2006 - 12:17 PM: reberto from mexico i just crossed the boarder and u guys call me on my cell! as if i dont have eneough to worry about (b-partol)

September 26, 2006 - 07:44 AM: Mike Hiltz from Fergus, Ontario, Canada Sick site, it gives me alot of ideas….

September 26, 2006 - 07:46 AM: Rudolf Garcia from Congo I’ve an idea, call a convenience store and tell them you’re the assistant manager. Tell them you have a shoplifter and to hand the phone to the nearest customer. When they do elaborate.

September 29, 2006 - 09:26 AM: Shelz from not tellin U GUYZ ROK!!! U GUYZ R DA BEST!

September 30, 2006 - 06:28 PM: Jeff from ME I tried to do this, but couldn’t keep from laughing

October 10, 2006 - 12:22 PM: John Draper from Area 51 The Extension Cord IS THE BEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD

October 14, 2006 - 09:44 AM: The Cartel from Clt, NC I work the night shift in a hotel for the past 6 years. I can only imagine what these managers have to say in the morning when half the hotel is getting refunds….

October 30, 2006 - 10:27 AM: adam from from uk next time get that hot chick to do calling and phone anyone and say your from aol and fuck up there computer say they been downloading porn