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By: brandon

brandon — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:39:45 +0000

Amazing! You guys are Above and beyond. I grew up listening to the jerky boys tape and as a kid we made some calls of my own. now I bet the Jerky boys probably ripped you guys off. brad and friends you really took it to the next level with your variety and depth. nobody even comes close. You guys are so fucking hilarious. Ive spent a few weeks watching, listening and reading everything Avail. Im surprised I never heard of you cactuses before recently. I love you guys Keep it up

By: Larry

Larry — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:21:00 +0000

I am a gay man. ALl hail Satan

By: Richard

Richard — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 08:31:55 +0000

I was laughing all night man :)

By: Richard

Richard — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 08:28:09 +0000

man you guys are hilarious :) pranks are awesome :)

By: Dianna

Dianna — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 16:41:15 +0000

Do you still have the prank phone call to “Margaret”? We don’t have a cassette of it anymore.. Would love to hear it again… Thanks

By: Roxyana

Roxyana — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:49:05 +0000

I can’t find the words to describe how much I love this site. I have renamed my pet cactus “RBCP” and I wish you all prosperity~

By: Eric

Eric — Sat, 23 Apr 2011 02:49:49 +0000

I discovered your site and your pranks last night while surfing bordily at night. You clips cracked me up. I joined your members and FB. This stuff reminds me a lot like Phil Henderie Show. He fucks with callers calling in and the listeners on the radio or online stream crack up. The butt of the jokes are on the morons that think it’s real. I love your work brothers! Keep it coming.

By: Nuttickle from Finland

Nuttickle from Finland — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 12:54:28 +0000

Hello, you are very funny people. Muy name is Ã–lly NÃ¥ttickle from finland. I listen to you very often and I listen to Cacti radio on my ipod. Once it was so very funny I shat myself.

Maintain the peoples of the world shatting themselves and the world will be a better place.

By: MegatronX

MegatronX — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 01:31:22 +0000

The last of the phone phreakerz!!!

By: DB Funk

DB Funk — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:13:58 +0000

Thank you! Thank you! I’ve literally looking for this for over 15 years! So glad I found it. :)

By: honkey from pizza hut

honkey from pizza hut — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 06:37:13 +0000

I gotta say as a hut employee, i’d love if our phone lines got intercepted and you crazy guys and gals got to talk to them xD And the prank calls from customers are so uninspired, you guys went the extra mile to really mess with people xD i love it

By: PAT MOORE

PAT MOORE — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:56:21 +0000

oh NO, It’S ALL DIGITAL!!!! O_o

By: Toor

Toor — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 04:44:31 +0000

Funny pranks. Wish I would have found out about this site sooner. Do you guys still do pranks?

By: Namurgerrig

Namurgerrig — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 00:37:44 +0000

Hi! My name is Carter. I’m reading http://www.phonelosers.com forum for a long time, but I finally registered. So it’s time to introduce myself. I live in USA and I’m interested in this forum theme (in addition to many other). I hope that my knowlage will by usefull for you.

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By: Tori

Tori — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:33:46 +0000

Cows are good they make milk and go moo!

By: AnAngryKrogan

AnAngryKrogan — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:24:38 +0000

Umm…..What? What the Hell do I put here.>.<

By: WiFiPunk

WiFiPunk — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:19:00 +0000

Cactus, Cactus.. Cac, cac, cactus!

By: Fred

Fred — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:04:55 +0000

these recordings are so freakin hilarious, i remember them when i was in high school.

i have a different theory on his location which may also explain the accent. there is an odessa in FL in the tampa area.

also, there is a garfield dr in a city called holiday FL which is very much in the nearby area.

there’s also a place called “coral reef”. i had thought these calls took place in FL honestly.

By: THAC

THAC — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:59:58 +0000

Aw shit here we go again! we’re playing musical voice bridge again, I called the PLA Voice Bridge listed on this website and according to the recorded message that number can no longer be used, you have to call their new number (712) 338-8730. Everyone set your speed dial to the new number.

By: Joseph A

Joseph A — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:21:28 +0000

why are so many of the audios down???? There are only like 6 working!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

By: RogueClown

RogueClown — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:40:23 +0000

get off my lawn.

By: Mr. Anderson

Mr. Anderson — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:23:02 +0000

Who the fuck still has a guestbook on their site? Get with the times, Arby. You old bastard.

By: feces

feces — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:25:58 +0000

Signing the guestbook from poo-py

two-6-09

By: ean_code

ean_code — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:51:47 +0000

hi!

saludos desde chile!!!!!!

By: W.T.S

W.T.S — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:02:59 +0000

You guys are awesome. I found out about you guys after exploring some old Pheaking files from the early 90′s, and I am happy I found you guys. PLA RUles!!!

By: Doc Hollywood

Doc Hollywood — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:31:03 +0000

The Knoffler Tapes Rule!!! My family and friends still talk about the copy I had 15 years ago. In the many moves I’ve done I lost that tape (along with my favorite Plasmatics Tape (The Maggots)). I can finally relax knowing that I have aquired the last piece of my rare audio collection. Thank you for this, it’s pretty clever, eh little chum?

By: Pluh

Pluh — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:26:59 +0000

Almost a year since anyone signed this shit…yeah

By: Tim

Tim — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:46:15 +0000

My head fell of I was laughing so hard.

The “No motherfucker policy” had me on the floor. =D

By: Jordan Futch

Jordan Futch — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:07:00 +0000

I wanna make love to each and everyone of
the PLA. Your prank calls are orgasmic.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:13:23 +0000

Awsome website man you are my new role-model of fun and laughter woohoo be checking you new website soon

By: Terry

Terry — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:46:13 +0000

Funny stuff

By: Beni Hendrix

Beni Hendrix — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:04:39 +0000

Hey, Love your stuff, I wish i had seen this before, I’ve been doing this stuff since the mid 90′s! I tried the bathroom prank on Blockbuster and was succesful. I even heard the toilet flush! But a really good place to call is Lowes. Ask them if they have paint that matches the color of your crap!!! LOL

By: Chongo

Chongo — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 21:00:26 +0000

Why did you edit the Charlie prank by taking nigger out? The more raw the funnier. Politically correct pussies. That’s what pranks are about!

By: jack

jack — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:37:20 +0000

does it matter if im in australia will the mcdonalds over here be on the same freq?

By: DL

DL — Fri, 30 May 2008 14:15:45 +0000

I’m way to smart to get arrested for this stuff.

By: Mitch

Mitch — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 14:56:38 +0000

does it matter whether you get a handheld or mobile CB radio?

By: Ed Flichman

Ed Flichman — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:15:59 +0000

The pizza pranks we’re so funny. You guys are mean!

By: Magic Trick

Magic Trick — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 00:34:57 +0000

What a great site! I have been into phone pranks all of my life. I have been laughing for hours over some of your stories and recordings! Thank you for this great site.

By: Cindy

Cindy — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:20:06 +0000

OMG! That was a prank! I was talking to you guys! OMG! I have never ordered pizza since that day. OMG! I hate you guys! OMG! You got me so good! I really hate you guys!

By: Fire Gear Repair Man

Fire Gear Repair Man — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:43:56 +0000

I love the Fred Meyer story. I laughed out loud for an hour after reading that. I still laugh when I think about the harmonicas being played over the PA.

By: ihateice.exe, ihateice.bat

ihateice.exe, ihateice.bat — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:01:35 +0000

intrusion countermeasures electronics?? fuck.

begin

1=!
!=1
…

typical me:

#cellular :: l0cke) can someone please explain a DDI to me? I can’t find any information on it on the ‘net.

#cellular :: l0cke) very kewl, ty. Does anyone know anything about NPA codes?

#cellular :: l0cke) damn, everyone fell asleep. lame. I have school in three hours. oh well, I’ll sleep in English class or Algebra I.

#cellular :: l0cke)

Even my teachers and stalkers from school IRC and copy my logs… I woke up bound to a chair one morning blindfolded listening to tool in my room and thought I’d fallen asleep in bed until the chair fell over. Well, I thought it was my room anyway.

By: gene easter

gene easter — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:40:05 +0000

We used to have a business. I felt that a lot of our calls were forwarded to another line, whom I suspect was a competitor. Is there any way I could find out who this was.

Sincerely yours,

Gene Easter

By: Dick Hertz

Dick Hertz — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:38:48 +0000

What the fuck is going on?? I called the bridge tonight and all I am getting is a really loud whistling noise on the line. You need to get some administration there and kick these assholes off of the bridge so people like me can chat.

By: Mary

Mary — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:16:48 +0000

Your prank calls were great. I work at a pizza chain and those prank calls are all the things I would love to do to my own customers. I hate them all.

By: getbend

getbend — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 19:29:33 +0000

GO KILL YOURSELF hackers is greatest movie

By: nicole

nicole — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:33:50 +0000

nice prank!!! no offense, but i wood never do that! any way! it sounded like u cut off tha ending where i think u got in trouble!!!!

By: Linda

Linda — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 19:27:21 +0000

I accidently came across your site while
trying to find some info about my bearcat
scanner. I want you to know that I just
about fell out of my chair
laughing at the phone pranks you pulled
on those poor unsuspecting cordless
phone owners.
Thanks for the laugh and I will check
out the other links in your site. I will
also send the link to this to some friends
and my son-in-law!
~~Linda

By: Todd

Todd — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:22:55 +0000

“What do you mean tellin my daughter she can’t be in the class play!?” I’ve been saying that for years. Thanks for bringing it all back home. But here’s the question: Is Neil Hamburger Greg Turkington AND mark Knopfler? Are they all the same guy? I don’t know.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:08:11 +0000

Oh man, these bring me back. I spent many a night in college listening to these, telling my dorm mates that they “dress their mammy.”

Funny stuff. Thanks for posting them….never thought I’d hear them again.

By: Haku

Haku — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:11:11 +0000

Hilarious pranks! Keep it up~