Give All Of Your Money To PLA

Donate to the PLA
If you've ever been entertained by the bazillions of hours of live shows, podcasts, videosmusic, poorly animated cartoons, unfunny comics, prank call albums, weird telephone playgrounds, games that aren't much fun, t-shirts, and just all the other weird miscellaneous crap you've seen on phonelosers.org, this is your chance to give a little back to us.

 

Donate with Patreon Donate with Bitcoin Donate with PayPal Google Wallet Amazon Payments
Donate with Patreon Donate with Bitcoin Donate with PayPal Google Wallet Amazon Payments

 

Payments with PayPal and Coinbase can be made to [email protected] Payments with Google Wallet can be made to [email protected] Clicking the Bitcoin button will let you donate via Coinbase. I also have a Bitcoin payment identifier with Coinbase, which is 1HFFQAhAY5dfWk3KqD84dgLhdQBygLhoXK. If you want to pay with Amazon Payments, send your money to the alias "cactus" or to [email protected]

What I'm hoping to accomplish with these donations is to create a buttload more content for the PLA than I currently do.  By receiving more money from donations, I'm able to scale back on my paid employment a bit.  And by scaling back on that, I have more time to create live shows, podcasts, videosmusic, poorly animated cartoons, unfunny comics, prank call albums, weird telephone playgrounds, games that aren't much fun, t-shirts, and just all the other weird miscellaneous crap that I've been doing in my free time for the past 20 years or so.

Imagine how out-of-control this whole PLA thing could get if I had too much free time to do all this stuff.  Instead of putting just an hour a day into PLA like I currently do, what if I were putting 2 hours into it?  Or 4?  Or 8?  Given enough money and free time, I'm nearly certain that Phone Losers of America could become a sovereign nation and declare war against the United States.  Or at the very least, some fun new projects will come out of it.  And maybe more live shows, more videos, and a little more of everything else that happens here at PLA HQ.   You all know me pretty well and you can probably imagine the kinds of things that would be likely to happen if money were involved or if my personal time were less restricted.

One of the best parts about Patreon is that it's forcing me to do PLA things.  We've already hit 2 milestones on the Patreon page, which means I am obligated to buy some professional DJ drops for the Snow Plow Show and for Carlito's new prank show network, and I have to put out a new PLA prank call album.  I've already gotten started on the album and it'll probably be available by this time next month.  The next milestone will force me to create another phone song and if things go well enough, you'll end up seeing a new episode of Telephone Falls and we'll end up with a PLA album on vinyl.  Because, you know, giant chunks of plastic 10 times bigger than your iPhone are convenient!

I enjoy the hell out of all the wacky content I'm able to put out there in my free time, and it makes me super happy that you people enjoy the things I make and I will always keep doing it whether this Patreon thing works out or not.  But if I'm able to make some decent money from Patreon, I will immediately begin working less hours at my real job and I will put 100% of that extra time into doing more shows, making more videos, more merchandise and just more everything.  And not only more, but maybe I can start dropping a little more money into these projects to make them better.  I will do as much stuff as I possibly can with the money and free time that your contributions and Patreon is able to give me.

So go donate the minimum. As it is now, $1 per month is getting you 4 live shows/podcasts a month and about 4 prank singles on the YouTube channel. And maybe 1 original phone-related song per year and a half-assed attempt at an animated show. $12 per year isn't too bad of a price for all that, right?  And if you donate more, you get monthly care packages and other fun things from the PLA.  Visit patreon.com/phonelosers to view the various reward levels and decide if you'd like to become a part of this.

Thank you, to everyone that's supported PLA, both with Patreon and in other ways.  I'm excited to see if this pyramid scheme where this whole thing takes us!

 

 

1 Response

  1. Cat Box / Fat Elvis/ Mark says:

    you did get the $20 I sent you for this month I hope? im listed as lev 1 bronze . I didn’t feel 5 or 10 was cutting it . I really enjoy your show! Sometimes you can even hear it over the air up here on FRS/GMRS channel 1,CB channel 6, and 88.7 FM The Gerbil ! Whoever it is must be on a hilltop because you can hear it all over town. Feel free to spend it on Hookers and Blow. One last thing, I don’t throw to-go cups out the window! one of the best pranks put to an “AMAZING SONG”!

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