A few years ago we were introduced to the most awesome hacking force on the internet, otherwise known as Curtis Lee Jones. Curtis began his hacking career by joining Yahoo chatrooms under the hacker handle quiet_killer_187_h and using his extensive hacker knowledge of elite Yahoo hacking scripts to boot people out of chatrooms. It quickly escalated from there to harassing and stalking numerous females in Oregon chatrooms and shortly thereafter, real life stalking when Curtis traveled from Pennsylvania to Oregon to meet some of the people from the chatrooms. But that’s a whole other subplot that we won’t get into.

The PLA got involved in the Curtis Lee Jones saga when we noticed the story of Curtis on a website called major-losers.com. Soon after that, we contacted some of the ladies in Oregon who were stalked by Curtis and managed to track down his home phone number. Curtis’s life was never the same after that. Curtis and his wife didn’t take kindly to being called at home and soon began fighting back by screaming in Yahoo chatrooms, making collect calls to RBCP’s house, threatening calls to Heywood at messedup.net and numerous calls to Yahoo and our webhosts, attempting to shut down all of our accounts.

The adventures of Curtis Lee Jones seem to be completely over these days, but the memories live on. If you’d like to read a little more about Curtis, visit his obviously fake home page. You can also click on the sound clips below to listen to his soothing voice tell us how much of an interweb hacking God he really is…

Trying to get past Curtis’s screener - his wife, Charlotte
Curtis uses his sophisticated central computer to trace RBCP
Charlotte wouldn’t ask RBCP to a fucking hog roast if he was the fucking hog roasting
Charlotte declares RBCP a silly motherfucker
Curtis explaining legalities to RBCP
Colleen Card asking Curtis his favorite color

Curtis would be having your girl suck his dick
Curtis controls RBCP, tells him he’s imbreeded
Curtis claims to be the best top elite fucking hacker you’ll ever run across
A robot calls and makes Curtis snap
Curtis tells tele that nobody is willing to go toe to toe with him
Curtis’s Uncle Frank is going to tear tele a new one
Curtis’s grim past with his Uncle Frank
Let’s play the game

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