I’m moving across the country soon and I really don’t want to take all these t-shirts with me. So here’s the deal. PLEASE BUY THEM! For just $5.00 you can have one of these shirts. You don’t have to pay shipping or anything. $5.00 even gets you a shirt. That’s it. No wait, make that $4.00! Yeah, just $4.00 and you can have a Mom & Dad t-shirt all to yourself. Have I gone insane to offer prices like this??

All of the shirts are in XL since I also didn’t have the foresight to realize that a large portion of the hacker community are fat bastards. Nor did I have the foresight to realize that hackers don’t like buying sucky t-shirts from me with silly 90’s anti-drug spoofs on them. The shirts are only available in 1 color now (orange) since all the manly colors, such as black, have disappeared. If you act now I’ll even throw in a PLA button absolutely free! Don’t delay, operators are standing by.