|
|
If you’ve been dying to get a PLA t-shirt, but black and grey just wasn’t colorful enough for you, then today’s your lucky day! A very limited supply of the new PLA t-shirts are now available in dark green, dark orange, brown and white. Sorry, the pink is already sold out!
I only ordered 2 of each of these different colors - 1 in Large and the other in X-Large. Also available, but not in the picture, are 2 large shirts in the color maroon. If you must have these shirts immediately, then PayPal $19 to rbcp AT phonelosers.org. Or visit the PLA Store if you’d like to order a black or grey shirt.
Also, you should visit PLA’s page of photos to see your favorite celebrity superstars wearing PLA shirts! Once you’ve ordered a shirt, send in a picture of yourself wearing it and, chances are, it’ll end up on that page.
Thanks for your support! Without the proceeds from these t-shirts, RBCP wouldn’t be snorting nearly as much cocaine!
|
Today the very last winner in PLA’s Myspace Contest was randomly chosen. That winner is…
| June 1st winner |
 |
| High on teh PLA! |
Congrats, kid from Alabama! You too have won a PLA athletic-style t-shirt, a DVD full of PLA media, and a few stickers. And just to kind of wrap things up in this contest, here are the rest of the winners from the past few months.
| May 1st winner |
May 15th winner |
 |
 |
| Aaron =D |
voKILList |
There’s no use in pretending that this contest didn’t suck balls. A total of 14 people entered it, giving everyone extremely good odds of winning. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I guess the lack of participation made it boring. Or maybe a Myspace contest is just a shitty idea no matter what the participation is like.
At least in the draw your own cartoon contest I got some cool artwork for the site out of it. And in the show your love for the PLA contest I got a few hilarious pictures to use on the site. In the design a PLA button contest I got about a dozen new buttons to add to the PLA store. But what have I got to show from this contest? What, I ask you!
I am happy that I was able to give 5 of you some t-shirts, though. I hope you wear them proudly and that they get you lots of chicks, as PLA t-shirts are known to do. We’ll come up with another contest soon. Maybe you can help us come up with a better contest idea by suggesting one in our forums. Lots of thanks to those who vandalized their own Myspace pages in the name of the PLA!
|
If you’ve ordered a new PLA t-shirt in the past couple of weeks, your orders are being shipped out today. Expect them by Tuesday or Wednesday. And there are still plenty of them left, if you’d like to order one. Expect new sizes and colors to be available soon.
3/5 UPDATE: Grey shirts have been ordered! Sizes available are S, M, L, XL, XXL, and XXXL. You can order a grey shirt from the store now, but it will take 2 - 3 weeks for delivery. Black shirts are also still available. A huge thanks to everyone who’s ordered - the original batch of shirts is nearly paid off already!
Also available now are PLA rubber stamps, which Jersey and some other PLA Forum members convinced me to make available for lots of unethical stamping. You can spend all your free time, stamping the hell out of everything in the name of PLA for just $10.00 too! Click here to order one.
 
|
A limited quantity of the photoshoped tshirt you see above is now available. As of now, they’re only available in black. But I plan on using the profits to buy more colors and sizes if I can at least sell these. So you should buy them to encourage me! They’re $15.00 each, plus $4.00 for shipping and they’re available in S, M, L, XL and XXL. If your fat ass needs XXXL, then wait a couple months and there might be one available. These are professionally screened shirts.
I’ll even knock a dollar off if you promise to send me a picture of yourself wearing the shirt. So send your $19.00 (or $18.00) via PayPal to rbcp AT phonelosers.org. Or you can mail it instead. Your shirt will be shipped right around the 1st of March.
|
Want a phonelosers.org email address? How about a phonelosers.org subdomain? Get yourname@phonelosers.org and http://yourname.phonelosers.org for just $5.00 per year!
This is for forwarding only. We will forward your personalized phonelosers.org email address to another, existing email address that you already own. And the subdomain name will forward to your existing website. Sorry, but we cannot host your site and we cannot offer POP3 or SMTP email accounts.
Forward your phonelosers.org subdomain to your website, your Myspace, your LiveJournal or anything else that’s on the web! And have a permanent email address that follows you on whatever service you’re currently using. Each service will cost you $2.50 per year. Get both services for just $5! A savings of nothing!
To sign up, just send the appropriate amount, via PayPal, to rbcp@phonelosers.org. Your account will be set up, hopefully within 24 hours. Your email/subdomain will last for exactly 1 year. Unless you pay for 2 years. Then it’ll last for 2 years.
|
Sick of all the incredibly boring buttons in the PLA Store? Well now’s your chance to make them slightly less sucky! Put your creativity to use and make a few buttons for the PLA. If your button is used, you’ll get 5 free buttons from the PLA Store, including the button that you designed.
Not only will this contest allow us to have more buttons in the store, but we can also build a massive list of the contest winners’ names and addresses to sell to the authorities. And the winners get free buttons! Everybody wins!
I’ve made some templates to get you started. If you’d like to make a small button, then use this template. If you’d like to make a large button, then use this template You can submit your entries in this thread.
|
PLA is so old & busted now that our t-shirts are starting to turn up in thrift stores. Recently I was notified by Acetone that somebody in Seattle went thrift store shopping and posted their purchases in Livejournal, which included an old PLA tshirt. Here is the LJ entry.
|
Big thanks to everyone who bought up the remaining Mom & Dad t-shirts these past few days. They’re completely gone now and with the profits being upwards of 15 cents for each one shipped I can finally buy that candy bar I’ve been after. Thanks, everyone!
  
|
For more than 10 years now, the PLA has exsisted for soley one reason. And that reason is to sell enough t-shirts to make world-famous hacker t-shirt salesman Erik Bloodaxe jealous. Years ago, I printed up billions of “Mom & Dad” t-shirts. A few years later when I printed up a few billion more, I decided to mix things up a little and offer bright rainbowy colors, not realizing that hackers are terrified of anything that isn’t black. For this reason, once the black t-shirts were gone, I was sadly stuck with all the pretty rainbowy ones.
I’m moving across the country soon and I really don’t want to take all these t-shirts with me. So here’s the deal. PLEASE BUY THEM! For just $5.00 you can have one of these shirts. You don’t have to pay shipping or anything. $5.00 even gets you a shirt. That’s it. No wait, make that $4.00! Yeah, just $4.00 and you can have a Mom & Dad t-shirt all to yourself. Have I gone insane to offer prices like this??
All of the shirts are in XL since I also didn’t have the foresight to realize that a large portion of the hacker community are fat bastards. Nor did I have the foresight to realize that hackers don’t like buying sucky t-shirts from me with silly 90’s anti-drug spoofs on them. The shirts are only available in 1 color now (orange) since all the manly colors, such as black, have disappeared. If you act now I’ll even throw in a PLA button absolutely free! Don’t delay, operators are standing by.
…
…
|
 What are you waiting for? Hurry up and buy a damn PLA Media CD. Now they have snazzy jewel case inserts with them. You get hundreds of prank calls in mp3 format, not to mention all the videos, pictures, text files, cursors, icons, etc. Best of all, RBCP uses the profits to buy crack cocaine for himself and his friends. Click here to contribute to the cause.
|
Next Page »
|
2 Comments 
