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Elite Cactus Squad

You've tried to access a members-only section of phonelosers.org. Doesn't that make you feel excluded? Well do something about it and either log into your account or buy a membership.

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You can sign up for the membership area for the low, low price of just $5.00 per month. This will get you exclusive content on the secret podcast stream. You can sign up using the PayPal buttons below, or if you're already a contributor through Patreon or other donations, send RBCP a message and yell at him about not giving you access.

 

. Bronze Subscription Silver Subscription Gold Subscription Platinum Subscription
Monthly $5.00/month
$10.00/month
$20.00/month
$50.00/month
Quarterly $15/per 3 months
$30/per 3 months
$60.00/per 3 months
$120.00/per 3 months
Yearly $50/year
$110/year
$220.00/year
$500.00/year

 

Using the PayPal buttons on this page is the quickest way to access the members area because it's automated, but you can also pay for your membership using Patreon or any of our donation payment options.

What do you get for these different levels of exclusive membership?

Bronze ($5 per month):

  • You get access to the secret podcast feed, which is a much higher quality stream and also contains occasional extra shows, such as the hobosodes.

Silver ($10 per month):

  • You get access to the secret podcast feed, which is a much higher quality stream and also contains occasional extra shows.

Gold ($20 per month):

  • You get access to the secret podcast feed, which is a much higher quality stream and also contains occasional extra shows.
  • You get to sponsor at least one show per month. Everything that goes wrong in the show will be blamed on you.
  • I will record a personalized voicemail greeting for your cell phone or answering machine.
  • I'll follow you on the @phonelosers Twitter.

Platinum ($50 per month):

  • You get access to the secret podcast feed, which is a much higher quality stream and also contains occasional extra shows.
  • You get to sponsor at least one show per month. Everything that goes wrong in the show will be blamed on you.
  • I will record a personalized voicemail greeting for your cell phone or answering machine.
  • I'll follow you on the @phonelosers Twitter.