Comments on: Auto Parts Prank Calls

By: nONE NIGGUH

nONE NIGGUH — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:47:23 +0000

WTF MAN REALL?? WAT DA FUK IS UR FUKIN PROBLEM!!! IF YUH WANNA LOOSE UR COSTOMERS KEEP DOIN WAT UR DOIN!!! UR FUKIN IMMATURE ON DA REAL I THOUGHT THIS SHIIT WAS GUNNA BE COOL OR FUNNY N NAH NIGGAH YUH FUKEN GAY ASS FUK!!!! FUKEN NNOYIN WHITE TRASH MO’FUKER!!!

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 19 May 2010 17:29:13 +0000

I’m a female who WORKS at an Auto Parts store, so don’t be an asshole to me… This is one of the many reasons that I (who happen to be from the deep south) have always considered Kentucky a sub-par state as intelligence goes.

By: amely

amely — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 07:07:53 +0000

it is.but it is also very interesting.think of that you have to work everyday,but always the same duty.however it is different some one cals you even if it is a complain call.

by the way,did you ever receive the phone call said that they would like to sell something to you?how do you think so?

because i am the auto parts sales,and the rules of my company need us to call the people at least 5 one month.

By: Mom

Mom — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:47:46 +0000

Chuck, this is Mom. I very disappointed in you. You never lived up to your potential. We always had high hopes for you even though you were never that bright.

By: zelda

zelda — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:12:14 +0000

I have been working on cars for over 30 years punk.
I have the tools and the scars to prove it. I have had the displeasure of dealing with shitty attitudes like yours way too often in the auto parts business. Needless to say that I don’t deal with a store that does not grant me the respect and consideration I deserve.
And as for the get back in the kitchen comment, I once put a starter on a Chevy and prepared a Thanksgiving dinner for six. It is all in how you manage your time and priorities. Don’t tell me to go back to the bedroom either, I promise you couldn’t afford or handle me! I don’t have the time for training like I used to.

By: christian

christian — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:20:34 +0000

eh. not as funny as i thought it would be.

By: hey liz

hey liz — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:47:40 +0000

hey liz, maybe you dont realize this is all a big joke and they dont work in a store, or maybe you are just too stupid because you are a woman, get back in the kitchen and make me something to eat

By: not liz

not liz — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:33:28 +0000

liz shut your fucking mouth and get back to the kitchen!

By: Liz

Liz — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:37:37 +0000

Yeah. Women defiently don’t have to stay in the kitchen.
We are human, ya know.
Like seriouisly I wish I could see you in person so I could slap the fucking piss out you and set your ass straight with a brass knucle punch to the face and a kick in the nuts you stupid self rightous lonely mother fucker that has nothing else to do but try and make other people feel like shit, in order to make your life just a little bit better. Well you know what I think about you kind of people. You’re distusting and pathetic. PLEASE gimme your address so I can show you what I think about you :) You stupid ass munching bitch. You think men are better because your selfish lying peices of shit assholes. Well I’m pretty sure your not and will not ever be better than me, you sizzle dick mother fucker.
I MEAN COME ON MAN YOU WORK AT A SHITTY CAR PLACE AND THIS WEBSITE IS JUST A WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC AND UNSUCCESSFUL LIFE.

By: Mcfuklebuck

Mcfuklebuck — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 04:53:08 +0000

i think that racism is wrong!

By: Molly

Molly — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:26:12 +0000

i think that this is funny, but in some ways it really isnt. making racist jokes and putting down people can be funny to some degree, and then it can be just fucking mean and a bunch of bull shit.

By: jordan

jordan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:43:07 +0000

“i dont speak english either im sorry” HAHAHA!!!

By: HisDaddy

HisDaddy — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:21:36 +0000

This is funny? I’ve worked in auto parts and I’ve known infantile losers like this. They live with mom & dad, eat the free food, and waste their paycheck on auto parts and booze. Sorry to say he doesn’t deserve his minimum wage pay or the unemployment check he’ll be looking for. He deserves a spanking and no dessert.

By: Mcfuklebuck

Mcfuklebuck — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:32:49 +0000

yea! stop drinking tha ‘hater-aide’!!!!!

By: Gina

Gina — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:31:28 +0000

You haters need to chill out. You don’t understand that they don’t really work at an auto store, they managed to hack into the phone lines so they can answer the calls. go into their other pranks and this will be obvious!

By: dan

dan — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:00:53 +0000

hahahaha look at all the people who are mad at you guys above me. they just dont have a sense of humor =]

By: Ex TSR

Ex TSR — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:46:04 +0000

you guys are funny, so i’m guessing you picked up the service phones or something? I wonder how many people actually came down to the store. Keep on doing what you’re doing. But you need to post some new calls.

By: samus octavius

samus octavius — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:57:14 +0000

dis sum funni sheet.

By: jessie

jessie — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:39:10 +0000

considering the fact that my dad owns a salvage yard and I’ve spent my whole life on cars I would just like to stick up for the ladies here in saying that yes, some of us should only exist to make breakfast and breed but there are a few (such as myself) who know more than just the color of the car they drive every day.

having answered the phones for my dads work i know how annoying it is to have a girl on the phone repeating every question you ask them to their husband in the background then repeating their answer to you but still some of us aren’t stupid.

either way, just make sure that before you pass judgment on someone just because they have a vagina, you’re not talking to someone who actually knows their way around a car.

By: Stephen Tsingas

Stephen Tsingas — Tue, 27 May 2008 16:17:20 +0000

prank me!!!

By: Thecoolest

Thecoolest — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:38:40 +0000

Weedie from Venus is the real moron if she bought this shit. George Bush is 1000 times smarter than her and her worthless country. Please die weedie.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:20:05 +0000

I’ve worked at a local auto parts store for about 6 months last summer, and I can tell you this is exactly how it is. Customers think the world revolves around them… so lame! I can’t stand when customers demand that everything is dropped and focus is on them. There are other people in the store! Great site guys, hopefully more customers know of this site so they can see what kind of idiots they’re being!

By: Bob George

Bob George — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 00:23:54 +0000

Ok. This is kind of annoying. My uncle is the manager of the Napa Auto Parts store where we live and nothing is more embarrassing than this towards the parts store. Nothing offensive, I promise, but this is sort of lame.

Sorry!

By: brian deskins

brian deskins — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:18:50 +0000

I work in a parts store and love this shit because i would love to do that but cant so keep it up for those of us that cant.

By: Parts Queen

Parts Queen — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:36:34 +0000

I’ve worked at an independent auto parts store for 12 years…I’m a girl,woman, whatever…. and I lOOOOOVe this site, it is soooo true about the morons that call us on a DAILY basis, oh and I love the ones that ask me if a “parts guy” is available, I tell them no, and ask them if I can help them….sexist pigs, then they start asking me for advice, so I give it. They seem surprised that I know what I’m talking about. And I’ve done it too, I’ve called our local Autozone across the street and asked for both a water pump and a radiator for a 65 Bug, the manager actually got on the phone and guaranteed me that the part will be ordered for me! All I can say is……… wow. I hope he doesn’t breed. Keep up the good work!

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:07:49 +0000

Haha, wish I worked there, hilarous!! Passed it around so my friends could get a good laugh :)

By: edumacated

edumacated — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:29:09 +0000

Funny stuff guys. I be doing the same thing if I knew I was doomed to work a shit job the rest of my life too.

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:00:47 +0000

HAHA. i love this, and agree with a LOT Of it. But c’mon, radiator for a beetle, that one’s almost as old as the beetle itself. You need to come up with shit like polycarbonate camshafts, muffler control solenoids, steering column drain cock, etc.

But i agree with a LOT of this shit, working for an auto parts store for a few years

By: Mr.Behr

Mr.Behr — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:16:47 +0000

Plug n play O2 sensor, huh? They actually thread into the exhaust manifold and cost about $80… I’ll take one for $3.00 though!

By: bullyd0g

bullyd0g — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:39:56 +0000

Great website, I passed it along to all my friends!!

By: dusty from portland

dusty from portland — Sat, 12 May 2007 21:34:59 +0000

I am sooo glad someone finally had the cajones to
tell it like it is. The auto parts people put up with so much abuse on the phone and over the counter. I have been in the a/p business for
sixteen years and have heard it all from
” i don’t know the year,they are all the same.”
to “get me one. I’ll bring it back if it doesn’t work.”
sometimes I give a smart ass answer in my best “valley” squeak.. “is that on the inside of the car , or the outside of the car?”
oh, by the way— I’m a girl.
and for the most part , I’d rather talk to a guy too.
Dusty

By: Car Parts Dude

Car Parts Dude — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:31:24 +0000

I can feel your pain. But we always have two sides at the counter and some real winners work on the side with the stuff you need :)

By: billy

billy — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:33:32 +0000

Hey Tiffany, I think you meant to post at http://www.dressbarn.com. Possibly Bed, Bath, and
Beyond? Anyways, Ciao!

By: Tiffany from Missouri

Tiffany from Missouri — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 18:37:12 +0000

Wow, some of the stuff on this site is really funny. Some of it really brings across the deep emotional problems the employees obviously have. Hey, I guess crazy people gotta have fun too but men intimidating and picking on young women? some of these people really sound scared shitless. You so obviously and remoreslessly flaunt your freedom – daring someone to hurt you. Has anyone at this site considered that their sadistic urges might be able to make them some money? There are lots of painsluts and humilation loving whores who would pay big money for your services…why waste your obvious ‘genius’ on these poor retards? Better yet, instead of drowning in the attention you so obviously seek by getting it from these cheap and childish thrills – Why the fuck don’t you put your McDollars to work and just hire someone with proper experience to beat the shit out of you?

By: carlos

carlos — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 17:29:27 +0000

u guys r funny my sides splittin i am no sexist but its tru bout females they act like they no cars but dont no jack neway keep up the good wrk

By: rey

rey — Sat, 10 Feb 2007 16:27:50 +0000

yo shut your fuckin ass