Auto Parts Prank Calls Hi. My name is Chuck and I work at an auto parts store in Southeast Kentucky. The job itself isn’t so bad but the moronic customers always coming in and thinking they know shit really gets on my nerves. Especially the phone calls. So we started recording the phone calls just so we’d have something to laugh at on slow days. And now I present these phone calls to you. Click on the title of each phone call to listen to it in mp3 format. For those who sayI need to be fired - let’s see you try working at an auto parts store for more than a month.
Up A Tree - Another idiot customer thinks he’s going to get me in trouble with my manager. When he realizes that I’m not going to let him talk to the manager, he spouts off a bunch of gibberish to me and hangs up.
Talk To The Manager - This guy wants to talk to the manager so he can try and get me in trouble. As if they would fire me, those fuckers need me there. Then the asshole tries to impress me that he owns a cellular phone.
89 Inch Bolt - Listen to this asshole, we try to make a little friendly conversation by asking him what he’s working on and he gets mad and cops an attitude. Then he hangs up on us. You’re welcome for the service, asswipe. Who needs customers like this?
Timing Belt - This call is a little confusing because there are about 3 different customers on the line at once. One customer doesn’t believe that we’re called Auto Hut and he tries to make a stupid joke. Another is asking if we have batteries (um, duh) and the other needs a timing belt.
V Belt - We don’t exactly have what this guy is looking for but I’m more than happy to try and accomidate him. Unfortunately the sound quality on this clip isn’t too good.
Speak Proper English - This one is an animated video created by EvilCal, based on one of the calls to our store.
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You can also discuss these calls in our forums. 03/16/06: rod from canada too true,we’re in redneck north…… 03/14/06: Paula from Texas i worked for auto parts store i think i was funny to call your other stores and ask then for a raditator for the VW Bettle. that tell you who is stupid enough to look for it 03/13/06: Evan from ok if your tryin to be a comedian these really arent funny at all and how do you get calipers and brake pads confused your a dumbass and a horrible employee, that dosent even come close to deserving a job. oh and weddie 02/27/06: jim from texas haha! i used toworkat an autozone in redneckville texas and this is great. 02/11/06: hehe from eljackoffs this is soo funny, but i agree with gruz 02/11/06: weddie hater from mars go back to the kitchen bitch. 01/25/06: STEVE from Texas STOP b*tching and if dont like this sh*t on this page dont visit it. 01/22/06: weedie from venus I’m a woman and I’m working in a autoparts store…screw you, you fucking dumbass. Not every woman don’t know shit about car,and I’m there to proove it. Anyway, where I come from, we respect customer (guys or gals), even if they are stupid(mostly guys).I understand that you are american and because of that, you think you are king of the world, but you’re not. You are more like a parasitic illness destroying the entire world, with you’re DEAR president Bush(idiotic moron). FUCK USA 01/21/06: africa carey from las vegas screw all u guys that have some negitive to say about them. im a woman i thought u guys were funny as fuck keep it up u are a character 01/14/06: gruz from gruzworx20@yahoo.com love it but the plug and play sounds fake as fuck 01/08/06: Amanda from Texas I Have worked in auto parts now for 4 years. Trust me you want to hear some of the stupidist shit in the world, come work with me for a couple weeks!!! 01/02/06: Harry Ballsonya from Between Legs yeah man those kinda sucked 01/02/06: Tim from Tampa Take some good advice and actually get a job at an auto business, seeing as how you have no future in comedy. 01/02/06: Dave from Memphis These aren’t very funny. If you’re going to be bitter, you should at least try to be clever, as well. As it is, you’re just lame. Good luck with your career. 01/01/06: Chris from Canora, SK. Well, at least we know that your gonna retire 10/26/05: Out to kick chucks ass from Dark side of the moon ass Chuck you wouldn’t know the first thing about rebuilding a fucking car you god damn stupid ass mother fucker so the next time you wanna say something about cars you dumb ass mother fucker then learn about em first you dumb fuck 10/04/05: madison from clearwater beach, florida i dont like the fact that u seem sexist. u may have nothing against women, but they dont need to stay in the kitchen. id like to see you go in the kitchen and whip up an f-ing 4 star gourmet meal. i kno that u kno everything that there is to kno about cars, but there are women out there who kno also. i mean, most dont and are actually retarded and dont kno what to do. yes, i kno, u think im making this comment cause im a female but i also do kno some about cars myself. sure i dont kno everything 09/11/05: the man from HELL MI haha, these rule. gotta see more phreaks out there god damnit! and fuck all you assholes who DON’T think this is funny shit… Next I’ll Call You! 09/07/05: JAY from NEW ORLEANS I DON’T THINK THESE ARE FUNNY AT ALL. 08/29/05: Geoff from MA These calls are obviously bogus…nice try, dipshits! I liked this gag the first time I heard it, when it was called The Jerky Boys…ya bunch of unoriginal fucks! 08/01/05: Sarah from Arkansas Y’all are fucking hilarious, keep it up! 07/26/05: WHITE TRASH BELOW from perineum I do enjoy the spelling and grammer 07/26/05: steeltoe from philly awesome work! Must emulate your moves! also, why do so many idiots who visit this page think these guys actually work for an auto parts store? You people who do deserve to not understand the humor. morons. 07/26/05: Dan from . You seem like a bit of a tool. 07/20/05: JR from MICHIGAN i also sell parts and i had a guy come in the other day and say “yeah, what is that part on the back of my car there?” kid you not. so i loved these calls good game 07/19/05: I came from your sister I hope you had cops called on you assholes… 07/19/05: Andrew from USA …my wife knows more about cars than any of you do… 07/19/05: Misfit from Tucson AZ Chances are high that they do know more than you…the customers arent saying anything that is challenging your true knowledge 07/19/05: dickins from your ass wow, im , im, wow, this bullshit is so far away 07/19/05: Troy from Canada You need to be terminated, with cause and make sure that you ask for a referrence to insure that nobody ever hires you again. All of the abuse in the phone calls is 07/19/05: jessica from hattiesburg, mississippi i love you 07/13/05: Dustin from Texas Anne 07/13/05: Sarah from Texas Y’all were Hilarious! Keep it up. { 06/24/05: Blake from Canada That was fucking hilarious, DO More!!! you guys rock!!!! 04/11/05: apquest@yahoo.com from San Diego You guys are Gods amongst us mortals!!! Screw those biatches that call asking for managers, I HATE that crap!!! You rule! 04/03/05: derek from so cal the oc you guys rule, prank calls rule!!!!! gaggagabbahey!!!! 04/03/05: Bob7k from Bed room Kick, ass 03/22/05: Madman from Oregon I have spent 45 minutes on the phone trying to explain to a guy why he can’t use .010″ undersized bearing on his standard size crankshaft. I still love the job, though. 03/08/05: Fatnutts from Dayton Fucking had me rolling all day LMAO. 03/05/05: Chillin’ Dillon from hex secks avenue Hahaha! “Why don’t you come get it then, dipshit?!” These ones are hilariously orgasmic… Orgasmically hilarious. They are. Yes. 02/14/05: Marsha from Massachusetts Thanks for the laughs, I bet you can’t wait to go to work! 02/04/05: Apoo Chapra from NM yeah i have three anus holes and i’m selling them $9.00 each email me if u need one. I only need two. 01/27/05: jude from india this site is COOL , Keep the good work guys 01/22/05: Missy from St. Peters, MO This page is hilarious! And all this time, I thought dumbass customers only came to MY job. Heh. I work at McDonald’s. Imagine the idiots that come there. Even though you work at an auto parts store and I work in fast food, I could totally relate to this stuff. I love how customers think they know more, and the one where they try to trick you and don’t believe what time you close…I just got in a fight with a drunken hoosier over the same thing last night! Anyway…I’m rambling…so bye. 01/10/05: Rob from Indiana we have an auto parts store in Indy, this stuff is hilarious! Are you sure we don’t work at the same place? 12/18/04: Twisted J from vorfallic@yahoo.com Brilliant! let me know about more! 12/15/04: Anne from Ky too much foul language July 24, 2006 - 09:13 PM: chris from arizona man, you people are MEAN July 31, 2006 - 11:09 AM: Travis from Frumunda, Minuts i work at an auto parts i wish i could talk to customers that way but unfortunatly i need my job. August 07, 2006 - 10:53 AM: Eric from Southern California hahahaha man thats hilarious i give you 10 out of 10 August 07, 2006 - 05:24 PM: Scott from Texas If you guys worked for me, I’d fire you… but DAMN, this is some funny shit! LOL! August 08, 2006 - 08:30 AM: stan from kentucky im from souteats ky, what store do u work at chuck. i know ti can get stressful but were not as dumb as everyone thinks. none of them are really that funny. some people call to get prices because they want to get the same thing cheaper form another store. you are hte reason i go napa or advanced auto. August 08, 2006 - 08:30 AM: Nick from MA everybody already knows that people who work at atuo part stores don’t know shit…. what else is new August 11, 2006 - 08:45 AM: Rick from NY All the people that take this seriously are helarious. Kinda too obvious that it’s an Auto Zone though. August 17, 2006 - 10:12 PM: caliper from belt i laughed so hard that thirteen years of smoking came up all over my keyboard, i don’t care if this was legitamate or not, i pictured it as if it were a real auto store and some punk kids were answering the phones without a care in the world, do more of them, its awsome thanks for the laughter you gave me August 22, 2006 - 03:22 PM: lucy from ill i work at autozone ha ha ha October 10, 2006 - 12:22 PM: David from Houston This is a everyday event for me so i don’t find it very funny aSS HOLE December 31, 2006 - 09:42 AM: sam from wash. ,d.c. aside from not being funny i definitely noticed that you ran straight to your buddies when the guy made good on his promise to come kick your ass.. ive been in eastern kentucky and ALL of you boys need help in the fights you start… of course the guy wasnt too smart to tell you he was coming either was he/ thats hillbillys for you… youre definitely doomed to living forever at the bottom of the food chain.. January 04, 2007 - 02:24 PM: Evan’s dad from ok I see you were trying to be a smart ass Evan. By the time you read this, I’ll be standing behind you ready to insert a hot curling iron into your shithole. January 04, 2007 - 02:25 PM: jesus from west virginia fuck the auo parts cutomers i work at advance and i wanna do this shit to so many people…funny shit January 04, 2007 - 02:26 PM: Riley from ElReno oklahoma I work at Oreillys I wish I could score getting away with this shit it sofaking hallarious maybe right before I quit I’ll try it……
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Radiator Hose
Proper English
Get Back In The Kitchen
Shut Your Kids Up
Shut Your Kids Up #2
Chocolate Syrup
What’s Your Problem?
No More Chevys
Wheel Barrel
Can’t Speak English
Window Motor
Using The Bathroom
5.0
My District Manager
On My Way Over
Attitude Problem
Wiper Switch
Wrong Light Bulb
Lazy Customer
yo shut your fuckin ass
u guys r funny my sides splittin i am no sexist but its tru bout females they act like they no cars but dont no jack neway keep up the good wrk
Wow, some of the stuff on this site is really funny. Some of it really brings across the deep emotional problems the employees obviously have. Hey, I guess crazy people gotta have fun too but men intimidating and picking on young women? some of these people really sound scared shitless. You so obviously and remoreslessly flaunt your freedom - daring someone to hurt you. Has anyone at this site considered that their sadistic urges might be able to make them some money? There are lots of painsluts and humilation loving whores who would pay big money for your services…why waste your obvious ‘genius’ on these poor retards? Better yet, instead of drowning in the attention you so obviously seek by getting it from these cheap and childish thrills - Why the fuck don’t you put your McDollars to work and just hire someone with proper experience to beat the shit out of you?
Hey Tiffany, I think you meant to post at http://www.dressbarn.com. Possibly Bed, Bath, and
Beyond? Anyways, Ciao!
I can feel your pain. But we always have two sides at the counter and some real winners work on the side with the stuff you need :)
I am sooo glad someone finally had the cajones to
tell it like it is. The auto parts people put up with so much abuse on the phone and over the counter. I have been in the a/p business for
sixteen years and have heard it all from
” i don’t know the year,they are all the same.”
to “get me one. I’ll bring it back if it doesn’t work.”
sometimes I give a smart ass answer in my best “valley” squeak.. “is that on the inside of the car , or the outside of the car?”
oh, by the way— I’m a girl.
and for the most part , I’d rather talk to a guy too.
Dusty
Great website, I passed it along to all my friends!!
Plug n play O2 sensor, huh? They actually thread into the exhaust manifold and cost about $80… I’ll take one for $3.00 though!
HAHA. i love this, and agree with a LOT Of it. But c’mon, radiator for a beetle, that one’s almost as old as the beetle itself. You need to come up with shit like polycarbonate camshafts, muffler control solenoids, steering column drain cock, etc.
But i agree with a LOT of this shit, working for an auto parts store for a few years
Funny stuff guys. I be doing the same thing if I knew I was doomed to work a shit job the rest of my life too.
Haha, wish I worked there, hilarous!! Passed it around so my friends could get a good laugh :)
I’ve worked at an independent auto parts store for 12 years…I’m a girl,woman, whatever…. and I lOOOOOVe this site, it is soooo true about the morons that call us on a DAILY basis, oh and I love the ones that ask me if a “parts guy” is available, I tell them no, and ask them if I can help them….sexist pigs, then they start asking me for advice, so I give it. They seem surprised that I know what I’m talking about. And I’ve done it too, I’ve called our local Autozone across the street and asked for both a water pump and a radiator for a 65 Bug, the manager actually got on the phone and guaranteed me that the part will be ordered for me! All I can say is……… wow. I hope he doesn’t breed. Keep up the good work!
I work in a parts store and love this shit because i would love to do that but cant so keep it up for those of us that cant.
Ok. This is kind of annoying. My uncle is the manager of the Napa Auto Parts store where we live and nothing is more embarrassing than this towards the parts store. Nothing offensive, I promise, but this is sort of lame.
Sorry!
I’ve worked at a local auto parts store for about 6 months last summer, and I can tell you this is exactly how it is. Customers think the world revolves around them… so lame! I can’t stand when customers demand that everything is dropped and focus is on them. There are other people in the store! Great site guys, hopefully more customers know of this site so they can see what kind of idiots they’re being!