Phone Losers of America

Peachey

Peachey
Peachey was an ordinary girl from Boston, Massachusetts who one day decided to
come into efnet’s #rock and talk about rock music. This was her first mistake.
As most people either know or find out the hard way, #rock was taken over a
few years ago by a bunch of Phone Losers of America goons. #rock regulars
began to insult her and msged her constantly for days after that. They also
began to follow her all over IRC into every channel she went into, harassing
the people & saying mean things about peachey until both them & peachey were
kick-banned. If one person got kicked, though, another #rock goon would take
their place and talk about peachey until she was either kicked or would leave
in embarassment.
Finally someone chatted with her enough to convince her that they were a
friend and peachey was dumb enough to give them her home phone number. Almost
immediately her life was ruined. Mainly el_jefe, who has no life and a ton of
spare time on his hands spent alot of time calling her and roying her to
death. She claimed that he was calling at all hours of the day and night and
that her parents were getting mad and yelling at her for getting calls so
late. She said she couldn’t take the phone off the hook or turn off the ringer
because her dad was a doctor and they needed the phone for emergencies.
This went on for way over a month and everytime we called, peachey would
appear on IRC and beg everyone to quit. Since that didn’t seem to work, she’d
resort to threatening random people out of #rock, saying she was going to “get
them!” This didn’t settle well with the people in #rock. Everyone began msging
her, pretending to be her friend or just plain harassing her and sometimes
logging the fun. More and more people began to call her at home and peachey
finally found a channel she could hang out in without being bothered too
much - #depression.
Finally peachey (or her parents?) broke down and changed their phone number
around the middle of May 1997. Since we didn’t have any other information on
her other than her real first name, which was Ashley, finding her new number
was sort of difficult. Then one day Spanish Prince went on IRC and changed
his nick to “peachey” to see if he’d get msged. Apparently one of peachey’s
legitimate friends thought that he was the real peachey and fired up a
conversation with “her.”
In the end, Spanish Prince asked, “You have my new number, right?” and the
friend replied, “Yes, 1081.” which gave us her new unlisted phone number! Anyway, this page holds all of the IRC logs regarding peachey. They were originally printed in a series of peachey text files which began circulation on May 27th, 1997 and continued for a couple of years.

Below are a bunch of IRC logs involving peachey and various other people. This
first one is between RBCP and peachey. At the time, RBCP was impersonating
Dazen so he's using that nick throughout most of the log.

RBCP MAKE PEACHEY VERY SAD:
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[peachey] if it`s possible..i hope your day gets much worse ……ha ha ha ha
[dazen] oh shit, you’re cursing me
[peachey] pms today???
[dazen] yeah, my ass is killin’ me
[peachey] i bet
[peachey] your face is killing me
[dazen] please stop insulting me. it hurts.
[peachey] who are you kidding>??? your the nastest girl i ever saw
[dazen] smooch
[peachey] and stupid to foolow those sickos there
[dazen] oh please stop harassing me. you’re ruining my life by saying
        this stuff to me.
[peachey] hope your enjoying yourself
[dazen] oh stop it pleae
[peachey] being nasty will make you nasty…i just wanted to be friends
[dazen] will you cybersex me please?
[peachey] thanks for the invitation but i think i`ll pass. by the way
          ask eljefe for the sex
[dazen] okay!
[dazen] you think he’ll stick it to me for reaL??
[peachey] don`t you haveany pride? you don`t even know me and you
          speak like that?
[dazen] do you have big tits, baby?
[peachey] you don`t have to put out to be popular
[dazen] you don’t get out much, do you?
[dazen] because apparently the IRC is your whole life for you to have been so
        easily offended. you twit. go suck your daddy’s cock some more
[peachey] i get out as much as i want and with who i want and for
          sure they arnt pigs
[dazen] and you hang out on irc 23 hours a day. yeah right. you have nobody.
[dazen] go masturbate some more
[peachey] how come i see you? everytime i`m on? whats your life like?? hee
          heheheh i dont have to masturbate i have a man
[dazen] you are a man, aren’t you?
[dazen] man man man
[dazen]  i bet your stroking it
[peachey] your a slut,thats what some of your friends say
[dazen] listen how bent out of shape you’re getting to me? a guy
        you don’t even know.
[dazen] is irc really this important to you?
* Dazen laughs at you
[peachey] you seem to be quite informed about doin it right?
[dazen] i like to stroke my cock all day
[dazen] it gives me a boner
[dazen] boner boner boner
[peachey] why did you invite me/
[dazen] why not?
[peachey] el_jefe kicked me?
[dazen] fuck you
[peachey] i c
[peachey] you will have to be punished for that…
[peachey] f–k y-u
[dazen] it’s okay, you can say fuck you. i won’t be offended.
[peachey] is that your phone #
[dazen] yes, call me
[peachey] never
[dazen] call me, bitch
[dazen] you whore
[peachey] is that NH?
[dazen] just call me
[peachey] get it threw your thick black head !!!NEVER!!!
[peachey] i don`t like filthy mouths
[dazen] okay, you little fucker
[dazen] what’s wrong with filthy mouths, bitch?
[peachey] stop or you`ll be punished
[peachey] come to #peachey

        [She wants me to come to #peachey so she can exercise her
         channel operator powers on me, thus punishing me. Oh dear.]

[dazen] Hey you little slut
[dazen] shit
[dazen] fuck
[dazen] crap
[dazen] dam
[peachey] is bandon your superior?
[dazen] yup
[dazen] he is in the sex ranks
[dazen] i sware!
[peachey] where are your! ops? poor boy hee hehehehehehheheheheh :)
[dazen] el_jefe ate them
[peachey] he good in bed?
[dazen] sure
[peachey] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm god
[peachey] good
[peachey] how can i make my whois so they cant see the channels i`m at?
[dazen] i’m not telling bitch
[peachey] how?
[peachey] you got pms or something? you are so moody!
[dazen] i need some prozac
[peachey] unban me!
[dazen] ok
[peachey] oh yea you don`t even have ops!!!!!
[dazen] do so
[peachey] what can i do to make you stop?
[dazen] nothing
[rbcp] > i want your dog peachey
[peachey] go to bed boy
[rbcp] i like you
[peachey] ?????
[rbcp] i said i love you, bitch. and your little dog too

        [As you probably noticed, I changed my nick to rbcp at the end
         of the conversation. Below is part of a log where I convinced
         her that I was really Dazen who apparently she's good friends
         with now or something.]

Session Start: Sat Mar 29 20:16:16 1997
[peachey] Dazen  !!!! ok didn`t know it was you?
[rbcp] yeah, i stole rbcp’s nick again.
[peachey] why? who is that poor person?
[rbcp] some asshole that used to steal my nick alot. he harassed me a whole
       bunch and caused me to overdose on drugs one night
[peachey] what? you did!
[rbcp] yeah. long story. hey, do you have a pic?
[peachey] no
[rbcp] just wondering.
[rbcp] what do you look like?
[peachey] i have a pic of your buddy though
[rbcp] who’s buddy? rbcp?
[peachey] want it?
[rbcp] sure!
[peachey] eljefe
[peachey] um if i send it will you not tell anyone?
[rbcp] i won’t. i don’t know what the guy looks like so this will be cool!
[peachey] dazen please i want to trust you ok?
[rbcp] uh, okay.
[rbcp] me and el_jefe were never on good terms anyway
[peachey] how come?
[rbcp] just don’t like each other. 

        [Here peachey sends me a picture of el_jefe and I send her back
         three pictures, two of them are dead baby pictures and one of
         a human being burned in a fire.]

[rbcp] did you see my pictures?
[peachey] i dont like you
[rbcp] why not?
[peachey] your really mean
[rbcp] why??
[rbcp] are you messing with me?
[rbcp] i’m really rbcp and el_jefe is sitting here next to me and i’ve posted
       everything you’ve said to #rock. hehe
[peachey] no eeeeer i thought we were getting along thats all i am so stupid
[rbcp] and that’s not el_jefe’s pic.
[rbcp] look at my suave pictures
[peachey] whatever enjoy
[peachey] you make me sick and very sad

RBCP PASTES LIKE A CREEP:
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[rbcp] i like you. you have nice tits!
[peachey] hey i wouldn`t start with me if i were you!
* peachey rules!!!
[rbcp] oh shit, please have mercy on me.
[rbcp] sexy buns
[rbcp] hey, can you go to a web page right now?
[peachey] i can try but it`s been freezing up
[peachey] give me the url
[rbcp] okay, it’s www.cocksoldier.com/irc.htm
[peachey] no thanks
[rbcp] it’s got some of our private chat logs in it! :)
[peachey] me?
[rbcp] yep
[rbcp] it’s not a sex page
[peachey] you are mean to put our private conversation in a web page..
          i hate you
[peachey] and i`m going to tell your wife
[peachey] shell never screww you again
[rbcp] oh shit, come on. i’m sorry
[peachey] show me what it says
[rbcp] hold on, i’m fixing it
[rbcp] my ftp connection is lagged
[peachey] is eljefe thrown out of rock :)
[peachey] see i cant talk to you cause you copy and paste like a creep
[rbcp] copy and paste?
[peachey] or log it?
[peachey] whatever
[rbcp] everything i do on irc is logged automatically. nothing personal
[peachey] but you dont have to show it to everybody?
[rbcp] why not? i wouldn’t get pissed if you put up logs of me
[peachey] cause your from rock and they all are nasty
[rbcp] i don’t hang out there anymore. they’re motherfuckers
[rbcp] but i sure do like it when you say the word nasty to me
[peachey] hummmmm well then take my log out from the web page
[rbcp] i’m trying to put it in. you’ll like it
[peachey] where do you go?
[peachey] no i know i wont like it…every time i talked to someone from
          #rock i was mad
[rbcp] okay, i got the log up there! go check it out
[peachey] no dont put it in?
[rbcp] i promise you’ll like it, it’s not mean
[peachey] brb
[rbcp] please let me put it in. I LIKE to put it in
[peachey] it frooze again?
[peachey] can you put it in here?
[peachey] you have apic?
[rbcp] yes, my pics are on my page. www.bright.net/~bac/
[rbcp] i’ll put it in anywhere you want, honey
[peachey] cute kids yours?
[peachey] which one is you?
[rbcp] i’m the guy
[rbcp] hey, try www.cocksoldier.com/ircpeach.txt
[peachey] it freezes?? then i have to end task?
[peachey] k
[rbcp] try hitting alt-f4 to unfreze while you’re in mirc
[peachey] whats thepoint?
[peachey] i hate you
[peachey] can you log in the dcc chat?
[rbcp] i log everything
[peachey] ““you dont have to?
[peachey] send me your pic
[peachey] see how horrible you are to impersonate dazen? hey thats why
          they all hated me in rock?
[rbcp] there’s pics of me all over the pla page. just go to cocksoldier.com
       and look around
[peachey] k
[peachey]  dosent work? even with alt f4  my computer has to be redone?
[peachey] you lie so much
[rbcp] It tastes So good!
[peachey] hate to think your someones dad?
[rbcp] I love you I must go buy groceries
[peachey] hey i’d hate to be your poor wife
[rbcp]  I beat my wife alot
[rbcp] She likes it though
[peachey] Ha i bet you do…i`m going to find her and tell her how to
          get rid of you!
[rbcp] Sexxy buns
[rbcp] She wants me more when I do it
[peachey] she will cheat on you all the time after i talk to her
          mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ha ha
[rbcp] I feel sorry for you parents
[rbcp] No she won’t she dosen’t like sex
[rbcp] bye
[peachey] i think i did once talk to her?? we were discussing the sex
          channels mmmmmmmmmm
[peachey] shes really hot with your buddies!!!!!! wwo woooo
[rbcp] listen i gotta go, i’m going to go add this little bit here into
       my logs page. haha
[peachey] please dont or i`ll never talk to you again!
[peachey] please
Session Close: Mon Apr 07 12:58:08 1997

I simply MUST call Bangladesh on your bill:
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This one is rather weird. I’m assuming that “peachster” is actually Logic Box.
The log I had of this was really screwed up.

peachster: HI HI HI
peachster: what’s up?
  peachey: hi who are you?
peachster: a person who wants to bring el_jefe down just as much as you do
peachster: down with el_jefe!
  peachey: what # do you go to?
peachster: I sometimes spy on him and his evil PLA friends in #rock
peachster: they are evil I tell you!
peachster: they talk about you sometimes
  peachey: wow Hi there
peachster: hi
  peachey: how come your mad at him?
  peachey: gee i know that..
peachster: he called me almost nonstop for about two weeks straight
  peachey: why do you type so slow?
  peachey: what do they say?
  peachey: hi i`m here
peachster: uh you might be lagged
peachster: try switching servers, come to irc.vol.com where I’m at
  peachey: ?
  peachey: k brb
  peachey: are you here?
  peachey: hi
peachster: hi
  peachey: hi
  peachey: it says your away
  peachey: so why do you go to rock then?
  peachey: is eljefe there?
peachster: not now
peachster: I go there to spy on them
  peachey: do you have his number?
peachster: no
peachster: do you?
  peachey: yup
peachster: really? what is it?
  peachey: wanna see his pic?
peachster: I already saw it
  peachey: how?
peachster: his pic is on the PLA webpage
peachster: what is his #?
  peachey: gee i cant give his number out sorry. i`m afraid he`d find out
           and get even madder at me??/ so sorry
  peachey: no i have a close up of him
peachster: I won’t tell anyone
peachster: hello? can you give me his number?
  peachey: cant to scared
  peachey: sorry
peachster: don’t be scared
peachster: I won’t tell anyone
  peachey: i am though
  peachey: i`ll give you his pic ok?
peachster: no, I saw it already
  peachey: but he is so scary looking too
peachster: yeah, I know
  peachey: i bet his mom thinks he is a cutie though
peachster: how did you get his number?
  peachey: my dad had it traced
peachster: really?
peachster: cool
  peachey: yup
peachster: is your dad a cop?
  peachey: nope
  peachey: but has friends
peachster: do you think they can help us get rid of el_jefe?
  peachey: oh yes
peachster: please tell me his number, you do not know how long I have
           been looking for it
  peachey: but i told dad he was not going to call during the night anymore
           so he`s giving him one more chance
  peachey: but i can`t tell eljefe this cause he wont listen to me?
peachster: he won’t? why not?
  peachey: el is stupid
  peachey: i just didnt want the cops involved
peachster: I will help you get back at him!
  peachey: how?
  peachey: xoxooxo
peachster: you have to give me his number though
  peachey: after you help me
peachster: I will not give it out to anyone, or tell where I got it
peachster: no, see, I need his number to get back at him
peachster: so I can do stuff to him on the phone
  peachey: you know i wish i could trust someone but i just cant
peachster: why not?
  peachey: no he will blame me ….nooo
peachster: he won’t know it was you
  peachey: please dont ask… cause i`m really afraid to make him madder
  peachey: i dont know why he hates me as it is?
peachster: he is weird, he likes to bother other people
  peachey: why?
peachster: ok… what can I do to convince you to trust me?
peachster: some group he is in called the PLA
  peachey: i`m going to call him
  peachey: do you know pea?
peachster: no
peachster: who is that?
  peachey: i think she is a bi sexual?
  peachey: never mind
peachster: how can I convince you to trust me?
  peachey: dont know?
peachster: ok, how bout if I tell you his real name, and you give me
           his number?
  peachey: maybe cant promise
peachster: ok, I got a better idea: I’ll tell you his first name, then you
           give me the area code and prefix of his phone number, then I tell
           you his last name, then you tell me the suffix of his phone number
peachster: how does that sound?
  peachey: k
peachster: ok, are you ready?
  peachey: yes
peachster: his first name is James
peachster: your turn now
  peachey: not right?
peachster: huh?
peachster: are you there?
  peachey: yes
peachster: what is el_jefe’s area code and prefix now?
  peachey: brb
peachster: hello??
  peachey: yes
peachster: ok
peachster: area code and prefix please
  peachey: last name?
peachster: tell me his area code and prefix, then I’ll tell you his
           last name, then you tell me the suffix
  peachey: 303
peachster: and the prefix?
  peachey: last name?
peachster: you have to give me the prefix first, then I give you the
           last name, then you give me the suffix
  peachey: phone brb
peachster: ok
  peachey: hi
peachster: hello
peachster: what is el_jefe’s prefix?
  peachey: 364
peachster: ok
peachster: now I tell you his last name, and you tell me his suffix
peachster: his last name is Ihdes
peachster: James Ihdes
peachster: what is his suffix?
peachster: are you there?
  peachey: thats not the name
peachster: what?
  peachey: thats not his name/?
peachster: it isn’t?
peachster: are you sure?
peachster: they told me that was his name
  peachey: wrong?
peachster: what is his suffix?
  peachey: find out the name
peachster: that IS his name
peachster: please tell me his suffix
peachster: hello?
  peachey: phone
  peachey: hey hi
  peachey: are you going to give me the
           right name>? who gave you that name?
peachster: Colleen gave it to me… she’s really mad about this whole thing
  peachey: who is colleen?
peachster: I think rbcp’s girlfriend
  peachey: rbcp is a jerk
peachster: I know :(
peachster: but Colleen came storming in here last night and yelled at
           everybody
peachster: she said she was very upset at rbcp
  peachey: where?
peachster: in #rock
  peachey: why is she mad?
peachster: she just said she was upset because him and el_jefe have
           been so mean
peachster: can I have his suffix now?
  peachey: 303 338-
peachster: you said 364 before
  peachey: i know
peachster: so which is it?
  peachey: 303-338
peachster: ok, now what are the last 4 digits?
peachster: hello?
peachster: are you going to give the suffix to me?
  peachey: get the name again~
  peachey: yes
peachster: tell me the suffix, and I will ask her again
peachster: better yet maybe I’ll call and ask him >:)
  peachey: please give me the name again?
  peachey: where do you live?
peachster: California
  peachey: he`s in co
peachster: what are the last 4 numbers of his phone number?
  peachey: but you didnt give me his name?? i dont know you
  peachey: i`m going to call him right now
peachster: tell me his number, I will get him on call waiting
  peachey: brbr i`m going to call right now
peachster: tell me his number first, please!
  peachey: no
  peachey: wait i min
peachster: please
  peachey: no answer
peachster: ok
peachster: give me his number
  peachey: logicbox can you tell me whos in rock right now….
peachster: yes
peachster: but do you promise to give me his number if I do?
  peachey: ys
peachster: @Shaedow couch @bandon pea @mr_p @AichPhive @vel Rabbit LogicBox
  peachey: hey the number i have is not el jefe??? its that andy scotts :(
peachster: YOU RETARDED FUCKING KIKE
peachster: YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME
peachster: JEWJEWJEWJEWJEWJ
peachster: I’m going to come throw Andy Scott’s head at your house now Ashley
  peachey: what are you talking about!!!!
  peachey: i`m going to get you for this shit you do  just wait
peachster: wow, I am like phearing in my boots
peachster: are you with Madcrew ma’am?
peachster: HI HI HI
peachster: I HAVE MAD ELITE ASHLEY INF0Z
peachster: YOU SEXY REDHEADED DINGO-MOLESTER@!#@!
  peachey: hey is your brain so fried that you dont even know what
           your saying?
peachster: wh0ah
peachster: my brain is an egg!
  peachey: i wish i could kill you
peachster: I’M SORRY MA’AM BUT MY EGG IS ON DRUGZ RIGHT NOW
  peachey: i thinks its a pea
  peachey: you are the asswhole eljefe arnt you
peachster: is that a death threat ma’am?@!?#@?@!#@#@
peachster: no actually, I’m not
  peachey: yes i want you to die   is that good
  peachey: you are the biggest loser i have ever met
peachster: NO MA’AM IT IS NOT!
peachster: thanks!@@!@!
  peachey: cant we be friends? i`m serious? i dont want to fight anymore
peachster: EYE WUB J00 ASHLEY
  peachey: please i cant take this anymore
peachster: I’m sorry ma’am but I simply MUST call Bangladesh on your bill!
peachster: may I touch your fluffy white cloud?
peachster: HELLO HELLO HELLO?@!#!@#@!#@!$@#$@#$@#!@

i just want to hug and squeeze you so much:
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Here’s a log of Shaedow & Peachey. This one is really cool, especially since
peachey is so grateful towards him that she dcc’s him her picture and offers
him phone sex.

[peachey] can you help me with getting someone off my back?
[Shaedow] sure who?
[peachey] eljefe
[Shaedow] whats he doing?
[peachey] calling my home everynight and waking the whole family
[Shaedow] family?
[peachey] yes..he calls during the night ..like 3am  4amm etc
[Shaedow] thats fucked
[Shaedow] I heard el_jefe Is an ex con
[peachey] please help me
[Shaedow] he comes in #tacd occcasionally
[Shaedow] what do you want me to do?
[peachey] i have done everything he asked..
[Shaedow] what did he ask?
[peachey] gee i thought youwere serious …your showing this to pill?
[Shaedow] pill is sitting behind me
* Shaedow is at his house
[peachey] i would likeeljefe number address anything so i can get him to stop.
[peachey] yes
[Shaedow] that wont really help.
[Shaedow] PLA is fucked
[Shaedow] they dont care
[peachey] believe me it will be better than involving the police  they are
          tracing the phone
[peachey] why not?
[Shaedow] PLA literally enjoys fucking with people
[Shaedow] when people try to fight back it pisses them off
[Shaedow] so it comes back 100 times
[peachey] but i did everthing he said..
[peachey] can you give me his number?
[Shaedow] you cannot fight PLA
* Shaedow doesnt have his #
[peachey] he dosent know i know you….
[Shaedow] actually pill does
[Shaedow] one sec
[peachey] do you have is address?
[Shaedow] lemme see
[peachey] what state   his name?
[Shaedow] Ohh Pill OWNS el jefe
[Shaedow] getting the info now
[Shaedow] name Andy Scott
[Shaedow] fone num 303-338-0247
[Shaedow] 2050 S Evanston Court Aurora, CO 80014
[Shaedow] Dads name James Scott
[Shaedow] anything else?
[Shaedow] DO NOT TELL HIM I GAVE THIS TO YOU!
[Shaedow] he used to work at office max
[Shaedow] he drives a hoda golf
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NOTE: Froggs info is cool…
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[peachey] are you telling me the truth/
[Shaedow] Pill doesnt like el_jefe
[Shaedow] this info i
[Shaedow] is pills not mine
[peachey] i would never tell on you..i would die first  that is the truth
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NOTE: OWNT
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[peachey] well i love pill too
[peachey] how old is he?
[Shaedow] I have change my number 2 times from pranks
[Shaedow] I think hes 17
[Shaedow] he goes to high school
[peachey] see my dad is a surgeon and he cannot change the number ..
[peachey] thats why its so terrible
[Shaedow] that sux.
[peachey] and elhefe knows that too
[peachey] if you ever come to Boston let me know!!
[Shaedow] you got a pic?
[peachey] can i trud\st you really?
[Shaedow] I just hooked ya up
[peachey] ok
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[Shaedow] what part of boston?
[peachey] thank you so much…… you are the best
[peachey] north shore
* Shaedow used to wrok for poloaroid eletronic imaging
[peachey] not too far from there actually  how old are you?
[Shaedow] 22 you?
[peachey] 27
[Shaedow] pretty cute =]
[peachey] thanks you have a pic?
[Shaedow] yeppers
[peachey] may i have it?
[Shaedow] looking
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[peachey] you are my hero!
* Shaedow bows
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[peachey] can`t see you too well but looks neat…mmmmmmmmm
[Shaedow] thank you
[peachey] are you all in co?
[Shaedow] I like that pic cuz ya cant really see me
[peachey] i like your kinda look :)
[peachey] ruged mmmmmmmmmm
[Shaedow] yeppers lot of cool people in 303
[peachey] i`d like to get that nashi person to slap eljefe around forme
[Shaedow] I dont know if he likes el jefe
[Shaedow] might not be a good idea to ask
* peachey Commands
[Shaedow] so what did you do to get el jefe after ya?
[peachey] well he mentioned him as a hoser/ what is that?
[peachey] but anyway i wont just a hate thought  sorry
[peachey] well i went to that channel rock thinking it was a music channel
[peachey] eljefe threw me out and called me all kinds of stuff …
[peachey] so i went back in  and now for months !!! he`s been harrassing
          me him and the others  even that dazen
[peachey] dont op apok he`s one of them   please dont tell him your talking
          to me or that you ever did i`ll leave  ther eok! thank you so much..
[peachey] you are sooooo cool i just like watching you talk!
[Shaedow] why thank you.
[peachey] when i leave say you never noticed me..so he wont suspect anything,
          thank you , your a good man. I love that your not afraid of them
          you make me feel safe  thanks xoxooxoxoxoxoxo
[Shaedow] no problem
[Shaedow] maybe we’ll netsex sometime. =]
[peachey] thank you…xoxoxo
[peachey] for you i would
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NOTE: I Own her.
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[peachey] mmmmmmmmmmxoxoox
[Shaedow] werd
[peachey] werd? meaning?
[Shaedow] werd up..
[Shaedow] like coool
[peachey] werd up? still don`t know that word werd? weird?
[Shaedow] werd is like cool
[peachey] oh ok yes anything you want…cool kewl
[peachey] like you are  cool!!!!
[peachey] mmmmmmmmmmmm and nice
[Shaedow] maybe I’ll talk to ya voice sometime.
[peachey] well i am so grateful to you that i actually feel bad..and really
          would like to
[peachey] i just want to hug and squeeze you somuch
[peachey] and kiss you all over
[peachey] good bye xoxoxoxoxoox
[Shaedow] have a good one.

Once again, Peachey thinks she has a friend:
——————————————-
This one is rather confusing. I’m not sure exactly who’s log it is but it’s
funny as hell.

 -> [dazen] there?
 -> [dazen] wake up fuxor
   [jer0me] what’s she saying?
-> [jer0me] loggin, sec
   [jer0me] cool
-> [jer0me] does she know what state you are in?
   [jer0me] colorado, cause she has fr0gg’d info, other than that, no
    [srain] could you check your dimcom mail for my pgp message?
 -> [srain] got it.. take me a while to decrypt it tho. pgp is on the laptop
    [srain] cool.  it is just account infoz.
 -> [srain] for local?
    [srain] sek.org
 -> [srain] if so, vox me real quick and I can do it faster
    [srain] w3rd.
-> [jer0me] she thinks yo live in aurora…
   [jer0me] yeah, she has all fr0gg’s info, she’s totally convinced
            that’ who I am
-> [jer0me] hahaha
-> [jer0me] haha.. evanston ct
   [jer0me] hehehehehe
-> [jer0me] should i verify tht is your address?
-> [jer0me] or make her wonder..
   [jer0me] yessir!
   [jer0me] verify
-> [jer0me] she is asking where your family is
   [jer0me] mexico
   [jer0me] say I reall am black :)
-> [jer0me] haha. some nigga from mexico
   [jer0me] el_nigger :)
->[peachey] jer0me is off irc now.
  [peachey] k
  [peachey] so tell me what his number is?tell me do you know it?
->[peachey] see, you are so mean and untrusting towards me, but you say we
            can be friends?
->[peachey] i know how to get ahold of him. i know his home line and his
            pager number. i have his cell number written down somewhere i
            think (if he still has it)
  [peachey] thats not being mean?
->[peachey] whats not being mean?
->[peachey] I am trying to be nice and help you.
  [peachey] cant you see how horrible he is? cant you see it?
->[peachey] he is only like that to you though. Since he is nice to everyone
            else I have to think that maybe you did something that caused
            this. He is usually a nice guy.
  [peachey] how can you help?
 -> [srain] right..
->[peachey] Tell him to quit.
->[peachey] Like I said, he listens to me. But you seem to mean and
            untrusting towards me.
  [peachey] he wont listen to anybody
->[peachey] who knows him?
->[peachey] i’m sorry you feel that way, but your lack of trust towards me is
            annoying.
  [peachey] everyone of them say they will help and they just lie
->[peachey] oh.. i see. I am just like everyone else. Ok.
  [peachey] i want to trust you so much honest
->[peachey] nevermind. be on your own.
  [peachey] please
  [peachey] please dont leave me
->[peachey] why? so you can be mean to me?
  [peachey] see your mean too
->[peachey] i can go to my girlfriend if I want abuse.
  [peachey] i am nice honest
  [peachey] what do you want me to do tell me
->[peachey] trust me when I say I will try to help. I can’t guarantee
            anything, but I can try.
  [peachey] k
->[peachey] do you have caller ID? how often does he call?
  [peachey] yes
->[peachey] does it every say anything on the CID machine?
  [peachey] sometimes all threw the night
  [peachey] the police are tracing his calls
->[peachey] what does he say? and do you ever leave the phone off the hook?
->[peachey] police can’t help. he knows as much about phone systems as I do.
  [peachey] but he puts my number in the sex places too
  [peachey] and other ppl have called
->[peachey] who else?
  [peachey] like rbcp
->[peachey] what does he say, and how do you react?
->[peachey] (this is all important)
  [peachey] hes royyyyyyyyyy
  [peachey] and swears at my family
->[peachey] ok.. how do you respond to him? how do they?
  [peachey] who has the whois that says rad in it?
->[peachey] what?
->[peachey] I don’t know what you mean..
  [peachey] he just called and woke up everbody
->[peachey] when, just now?
  [peachey] yes
  [peachey] just now
->[peachey] i will get him to quit in a few minutes.
  [peachey] woke up everybody
->[peachey] what did he say, and what did you say?
  [peachey] i said nothing
  [peachey] he called my brother moron or soething and woke him up
  [peachey] everyone is yelling at me
->[peachey] tell them you can’t help it, and that you are trying to get him
            to stop
  [peachey] but this has been for over 2 months
->[peachey] that long?!
->[peachey] last i heard about lasted a little over 3 years
->[peachey] i am about to talk to him. I will do everything i can to have
            him not do anything else for the rest of the night.
  [peachey] i cant sleep anymore
  [peachey] my brother goes to work at 4 am and he just woke him up
->[peachey] try to get some rest.. i will try to take care of it.
->[peachey] I feel sorry for you….
  [peachey] i didnt get it on time
->[peachey] take the phone off the hook for a few hours
  [peachey] its an emergency phne line i cant ‘
->[peachey] ok.. i gotta take off for a bit, but will be talking to him. i
            will try to find out whats up
->[peachey] take care
  [peachey] i probably deserve this he gets me so upset and i lose my temper
  [peachey] k
->[peachey] there?
  [peachey] yes
->[peachey] he won’t bother you for the rest of the night
  [peachey] why what did he say?
->[peachey] i told him it was really uncool and that you seemed a decent
            person. told him to lay off and let you get some rest.. as a
            favor to me. he said ok
  [peachey] thank you..
->[peachey] no prob
->[peachey] if he bothers you, let me know. i will kick his ass.
  [peachey] really?
->[peachey] hmm.. well, from here on for the rest of the night he shouldn’t
            bother you.
->[peachey] sorry, it was the quickest I could meet with him.
  [peachey] in person?
->[peachey] yup
->[peachey] just had him meet me down the road at Denny’s
->[peachey] meetings like that are always best in person. it lets them know
            you are serious.
->[el_jefe] haha.. this is getting good.
  [peachey] can you make him stop for ever?
  [el_jefe] peachey?
->[peachey] I dunno. I can try though
->[el_jefe] yup
  [peachey] whats wrong with him?
->[peachey] I dunno. he thinks the whole thing is funny or something.
->[peachey] that costs a lot of money (at least, if you want it to be
            effective)
->[el_jefe] hahhaa.. she is talking about hiring someone to show up at your
            house!
  [el_jefe] i hope i get my ass kicked
  [peachey] worth it  i cant sleep because of him
->[peachey] i know what you mean.. but that is a serious step.
  [peachey] well he must stop
->[peachey] i know. like i said, doing what I can.
->[peachey] he is on right now
  [peachey] i know you are great..believe me i appreciate you very much
->[el_jefe] remember, no harassing..
->[el_jefe] she is really really trusting me
  [el_jefe] no prob, it’s worth it :)
->[el_jefe] hehe.. i told her you were on.. so she will see no harassment and
            trust more. muhahaha
  [el_jefe] poor peachey :)
->[peachey] he harassing you right now?
  [el_jefe] when I’m the king of evil, you can be my second in command
  [peachey] yes
->[el_jefe] hehe.. i am your publicity rep/social manager
->[el_jefe] she says you are harssing her right now…
  [peachey] oh mayb its one of his followers
  [el_jefe] i’m not
  [peachey] sorry
->[peachey] it shouldn’t be him..
  [peachey] wait
  [el_jefe] haven’t said a word to her
->[el_jefe] oh maybe its one of his followers
  [el_jefe] maybe she means when i calledfrom the payphone at albertsons
->[el_jefe] nope… talking right now
->[peachey] he insists it isn’t him.
  [peachey] k
  [el_jefe] not I
->[el_jefe] good deal. gonna crash.. like I said, don’t mess with her tonight.
            about to send the first log..
  [el_jefe] i’ll try and stop it
  [el_jefe] ok, night night
  [peachey] see thats the problem he gets them all after me
->[peachey] I have to run for a while. message me anytime tonight if he
            bothers you and I will talk to him in the morning if he does.
            Either way, he shouldn’t.
  [peachey] thanks
->[peachey] np
  [el_jefe] hahahah, 10k of her
  [el_jefe] you rule
->[el_jefe]-) :)

RBCP makes a noble move to help Peachey:
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“Phelon” is actually RBCP here on a day that RBCP felt like impersonating him
to cause trouble. He was actually really going to help her out with her
problems but she screwed it up.

[peachey] never call me again
 [phelon] i won’t, but i need you to know that i love you
 [phelon] hello?
 [phelon] listen, i want to help you bring down el_jefe and the PLA
[peachey] you called me and i`m in lots of trouble now
[peachey] please never call me again
 [phelon] seriuosly, if you want to call me i’d gladly give you my number
 [phelon] you type too slow. forget it
 [phelon] peachey, are you there? if you are, please respond, i have
          something to say to you. (and it’s not mean)
[peachey] yes
 [phelon] okay, listen - first of all, i’m not phelon, i’m RBCP.
          (look at the whois stuff)
[peachey] what?
 [phelon] secondly, i was going to tell you this stuff at first but you were
          mean so i was mean back at you
[peachey] whats your point?
 [phelon] I’ve never called you at home except for that cellular call i just
          did. The trace is not going to help and you won’t catch el_jefe. I
          promise you this. I’m trying to help you here
 [phelon] el_jefe knows how to cover his tracks. the FBI couldn’t even trace
          him. if you want some advice, CHANGE YOUR NICK. change it to
          peachey- or something
[peachey] you mean that was you?
 [phelon] when you get a call at home - HANG UP. don’t say one word to them.
          don’t try to outsmart the caller. don’t listen to what they have to
          say, just hang up. i assure you they’ll get bored if you do this.
[peachey] well eljefe has stopped calling me
[peachey] hey you called
 [phelon] okay, well i seriously don’t know who’s calling you. i know that
          el_jefe was but whoever still is, is smart enough to cover their
          tracks so i doubt a trace will get anywhere. i’m all for bugging
          people on IRC but i think they’re taking it too far
 [phelon] my web page is a compilation of humorous things on IRC. Sorry, but
          this whole thing I find humorous. :) Just change your nick and you
          won’t show up on their (and my) notify.
[peachey] why are you still saying your phelon? and why did you act
          like that on the phone
 [phelon] I hate phelon so I’m stealing his nick. i did the same thing to
          dazen last month. i’ll probably keep phelon’s nick for weeks. but I
          am RBCP, just look at the bright.net domain name
 [phelon] and just to assure you, i won’t print this private log since it’s
          mostly me giving you advice. i just think the whole thing is outta
          hand since you didn’t really do anything except threaten to “get us”
[peachey] but why  did you call me? if i change the nick you still called me
[peachey] why did you call me tonight? and make my whole family upset?
 [phelon] i know i called you just now. that’s the first time i ever called
          you. el_jefe spit out the number, my cell phone was here and one
          thing led to another. I pranked you. I’m just trying to tell you how
          you can avoid all this. I’ve fucked with alot of people before but
          they were usually more deserving than you. They’re just messing
          with you because you’re fun to mess with.
[peachey] thats not fair
[peachey] thanks’
 [phelon] life isn’t fair. i’m a really good friend of el_jefe’s and we mess
          with people alot. I’m just being nice now and telling you how to
          put a stop to it. just quit responding to them.
 [phelon] and a nick change will do you lots of good. Just a peachey-
          or something to throw them off a little.
[peachey] but please help me
[peachey] ok
[peachey] but the phone is being traced…i didnt want to do it
          …i told eljefe that but you called too many times
[peachey] why did you act like that on the phone?
 [phelon] believe me, the phone company and police will assure you they’re
          doing everything they can but they can’t help too much. especially
          if it’s el_jefe - you will NOT catch him.
 [phelon] you really should read all the PLA issues. it’s good information
          and you’ll realize how useless “phone traps” really are. and you’ll
          read stories of other people who have gone through what you’ve gone
          through. i acted like that tonight because i was pranking you.
          sorry, but it was fun.
[peachey] are you planning to do itagain? it`s not fun..i`m in lots of trouble
[peachey] did you switch nicks with phelon?
 [phelon] he’s taken mine to try and get to me. little does he know
          that i don’t care
[peachey] but you have the same whois?
[peachey] please tell me you will never call me again
[peachey] i dont want to be enimies?
[peachey] eljefe has not called  ….so it`s just you doing it…..
 [phelon] I’M not doing it. I’m messing with you on IRC, that’s all. i won’t
          prank you again, though but as far as everyone else goes, i can’t
          influence them either way. i’m not trying to make friends with you,
          i just think you should learn how to handle it
[peachey] why ?
[peachey] why were you mean to the operator?
 [phelon] we don’t have the same  /whois. i’m bright.net and he’s umn.edu.
[peachey] oh ic
 [phelon] Peachey - I PRANKED YOU. I did it for fun. That’s the first and
          last time. I’m just letting you know how to take care of them. I
          don’t even know who all is involved besides el_jefe. Just ignore
          them. Put them on ignore (/ignore el_jefe), don’t listen or talk to
          them on the phone and change your nick. that’s all it takes.
[peachey] but he calls on the phone? i can handle theirc most times but i
          have no control with the phone  thats why i`m in trouble
[peachey] eljefe is your friend?
 [phelon] yes, best friends. (sort of)
[peachey] i`m afraid to sleep now
[peachey] please never call me again…i`ll call you if you eant
[peachey] want
[peachey] tell me why you were like that to the operator?
[peachey] and dosent it cost you$$$$ to call from ohio?
[peachey] whos number did you give me?
 [phelon] because i was pranking you. Don’t be afraid to sleep, nobody is
          going to come to your house. el_jefe is a little punk and has alot
          of free time on his hands. just take the phone off the hook if you
          have to and instruct your parents not to talk to anyone who calls
          like that. even a cellular operator because i listened to the whole
          dialouge. just hang up. and no, it doesn’t cost me a dime to call
          anywhere in the world. I’m a phone loser. :) read the texts. (My
          PLAT&T long distance plan rules)
[peachey] my netscape freezes i cant read the web page..
[peachey] i cant take the phone off the hook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 [phelon] hmmm. can you ftp?
[peachey] we use the phone for emergency calls………i told you that
 [phelon] you should talk to concentric about that.
[peachey] what is ftp?
 [phelon] well, if you can’t take the phone off the hook, don’t talk to them
          when they call. don’t say anything. the only reason they’re calling
          is to hear you get all upset at them. and whatever you do, don’t
          threaten to “get them.” we really like that.
[peachey] please tell me why you scared me?
[peachey] like saying things about killing my dog
 [phelon] because i was pranking you. i’m MEAN. i’m a jerk and i like it.
[peachey] i just dont understand why you wanted to hurt me?
 [phelon] i don’t want to hurt you and i didn’t imply that i would hurt you.
          i don’t feel sorry for you and i’m not trying to be your friend.
          i’m just trying to help a little. dern it. how old are you?
[peachey] not old enough to handle you
 [phelon] hehe
 [phelon] you’re friends with quinus, aren’t you? i know he stopped hanging
          out in #rock because they wouldn’t quit on you
*** rbcp (phelon@x212-43.stu.umn.edu) invites you to join #rock
[peachey] i did everything you told me to do the last time and you said you
          would stop..
[peachey] quinbus dosent talk to me anymore
[peachey] he is a nice person
 [phelon] yep, me and him are good friends. he actually took his #rock page
          down because of you
[peachey] well i`m so sorry about that  he is so cool and regret losing
          him.. but he dodnt belive me that el and i quess you were still
          calling me
[peachey] he is too nice yo be friends in rock he has class.
 [phelon] Other than tonight, I’ve never called you. Ever.I’m rbcp!remember???
[peachey] yeah sure
 [phelon] listen it really pisses me off that i’m going to this much trouble
          to try and help you and you’re calling me a liar now.
[peachey] did you call earlier today? like 5?
[peachey] nooo
[peachey] sorry please i`m sorry
[peachey] you all sound alike to me?
* peachey hugs rbcp
[peachey] please dont get mad
[peachey] it scares me
 [phelon] i know you’re paranoid from all this. but believe me - i’ve never
          called you except for an hour ago
[peachey] can you give me your tel #? and eljefe?
[peachey] ok
 [phelon] no, because el_jefe is my friend and i wouldn’t do that to a
          friend. i was going to give you mine earlier but since we’ve had
          this chat there’s not much need to now
[peachey] did you give it to me before?
 [phelon] no, i made up the last four digits.
[peachey] 419 586 that?
[peachey] why?
[peachey] i wont harrass you!
[peachey] i will call you tom
[peachey] give me a time
 [phelon] i’m not worried about you harassing me but since we’ve talked
          there’s no need for you to have my number now.
[peachey] yes
[peachey] i want it i`d feel safer if i had it
 [phelon] well, too bad.
[peachey] you are mean
 [phelon] i’m mean?
[peachey] you have MY #
 [phelon] actually, i don’t have your number. i punched it into the cellular
          from the computer screen without writing it down. quit acting like
          a 5 year old
[peachey] give me yours? or el? i wont use it without your permission
 [phelon] peachey, fuck off. i’ve tried to be nice and i thought you’d really
          appreciate this but i guess not. go to my page and get my phone
          number if you want it so bad
[peachey] my netscape freezez
 [phelon] too bad then. fix it
[peachey] you really do hate me
 [phelon] you know, you’re really stupid. i just spent an hour talking to you,
          trying to help you out and now you’re giving me shit. i could’ve
          been a good allie of yours - someone to come to for help when
          el_jefe gives you shit but now you’re just pumping me for his info.
          that’s really fucking stupid on your part. good luck, you won’t
          catch these people.
 [phelon] now i know why they’re doing this to you.
[peachey] thanks
[peachey] thanks
[peachey] i`m sorry..please don`t be mad again.. i appreciate what you did.
          i just don`t know who to trust.everyone has lied to me before
 [phelon] you’re dense. i hope they fuck you over good. i’m sorry i tried to
          help. have a nice life.
[peachey] hey i`m just not as mean as you but i`m learning fast
[peachey] oh well
[peachey] what are you doing??????
 [phelon] fuck off
 [phelon] i tried to be nice.
[peachey] your calling??
[peachey] you were nice …but whos calling me now? eljefe?
[peachey] can you come talk to me in dcc?
 [phelon] i said fuck off. i tried to be nice and you called me a liar.
          you’re stupid, thanks alot.
[peachey] calm down………. come to dcc?
[peachey] well?
[peachey] fine just have it your way
[peachey] i tried to be nice to you too
[peachey] you did some really nasty crap to me ya know remember?
[peachey] please i`m afraid to go to sleep… i dont know what to do to make
          even you stop? like do you want me to be nasty or nice? just tell
          me?
[peachey] don`t do that again
 [phelon] fuck off and quit msging me. i tried to help. get lost.
[peachey] peachey hugs phelon i don`t understand you?
 [phelon] fuck off and quit msging me. i tried to help. get lost.
[peachey] well i`m leaving for good bye forever

Peachey begs RBCP to kill all of the internet service in Ohio:
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This one takes place after peachey kicks rbcp from #peachey and rbcp says to
unban him or else.

[peachey] your unbanned
   [rbcp] you’re swell
[peachey] well i unbanned you so we are cool… now leave me alone
   [rbcp] but you’re swell, peachey. go look at my irc page
   [rbcp] swell swell swell
[peachey] please dont do things like that
   [rbcp] but peachey, you don’t understand. you’re SWELL!
[peachey] hey i unbanned you? why are you being mean?
   [rbcp] I’m not being mean, i think you’re SWELL!
[peachey] you wouldnt be hurting me if you thought that
   [rbcp] god dammit, i’m not hurting you. i’m just trying to
          compliment you by saying that you’re swell!
   [rbcp] i saw your picture today and i think i’m going to
          link it from my irc page
[peachey] whats that mean?
   [rbcp] it means that everyone who goes to my irc page and looks
          at the irc logs of you can also see your picture.
[peachey] please dont show me or the logs please
[peachey] if you do i`ll never ever speak to you again ever!!!
   [rbcp] well, the logs are already up there and if you know
          anything about HTML, you know that once something goes into a
          web server, it’s there forever so i can’t take them away now
   [rbcp] i’m sorry
[peachey] i hate you!! Thats just not fair  I Hate you!!!!!
   [rbcp] no wait, i’m not trying to be mean. i’ll take down the
          links that go to the irc page but i can’t take down the actual
          page. it’s impossible without burning down the bright.net building
   [rbcp] i was thinking it’d be cool to get some really dumb irc logs of
          el_jefe and put them up along with that picture of him you sent me.
[peachey] please thats so cruel to do what you did
   [rbcp] what do you mean, what I did?
   [rbcp] i think it’s cruel what YOU did. Colleen wouldn’t speak to me
          for weeks after you talked to her.
[peachey] to use our private logs? and my picture
[peachey] i never talked to colleen?
   [rbcp] yes you did and now she’s STILL pissed at me
[peachey] what do you THINK i said?
   [rbcp] but listen, i can forgive you for that. i was thinking that maybe
          me and you could get el_jefe to say some really dumb stuff and
          i could log it and we could put it up and make him look stupid
   [rbcp] and i could put his picture up on the page too
[peachey] can you take me out of the web thing?
   [rbcp] i can’t but i could put a bunch of el_jefe stuff on top of your
          logs and then people probably wouldn’t notice the logs of you.
[peachey] why cant you delete?
[peachey] please
   [rbcp] i can’t delete anything because if I do it will wipe out my whole
          account. bright.net is a little messed up. i wouldn’t be surprised
          if deleting your page didn’t crash their whole Ohio system.
   [rbcp] you should get el_jefe to say something dumb for my new
          irc logs page!
[peachey] no sa
   [rbcp] no sa?
[peachey] you can delete if you really want to?
   [rbcp] well, yeah, but then i’d crash all of the internet service
          in Ohio. It’d take them weeks to get it all up again.
[peachey] so?
   [rbcp] SO?? SO???? This is millions of people who’d lose their internet
          if i deleted the IRC page. that’s MEAN.
[peachey] no it`s not  iwant you to delete it maybe then they
          will fix the thing!
   [rbcp] well, i think it’s horrible that you want to deprive all those
          people out of internet service just for your own greedy self? How
          would you like it if suddenly you couldn’t access your concentric
          account? no more ircing? How would YOU like it? Huh???
[peachey] sorry i`m just very upset..
   [rbcp] i’m picking up my cell phone, peachey…
[peachey] please!!!!!!! dont!!!!!!!!!!!! please stop!
   [rbcp] what? i’m just calling my mother..
[peachey] i hate you ummmmmmmm
[peachey] arhhhhh
[peachey] i`m so afraid that someone will call i am doomed
   [rbcp] back to this colleen thing  - what did you say to her
          to make her never speak to me again
[peachey] nothing? sorry i dont remember?
   [rbcp] well, when i came home she hit me over the head with some lunchmeat
          and said it was because of a little conversation
          she had with peachey.
[peachey] HUMM ? I DON`T KNOW?
   [rbcp] i bet you don’t
   [rbcp] well thanks for ruining a pretty good relationship. she
          tried to run over me with her bike yesterday
[peachey] i`m sorry,,, maybe someone used my nick?? eljefe does
          stuff like that all the time
   [rbcp] have you ever tried netsex?
[peachey] NO?)
   [rbcp] well, i was thinking that maybe me and you could have
          netsex tonight
[peachey] noooo thanks   i dont want colleen to be mad at me….
          shes my friend now :)
   [rbcp] well, i think netsex is the least you could do for me
          since she won’t talk to me anymore because of you. don’t worry,
          she’s not home right now anyway
[peachey] nope friends don`t netsex with friends boyfriends!!!!
   [rbcp] well, okay, i’ll give you a choice: netsex me right now
          or i’ll start calling your house all night until colleen gets home
[peachey] i guess i should have nerver talked to you
   [rbcp] come on, just 10 minutes of netsex is long enough for me…or
          should i run out to the car and fetch my cell phone?
[peachey] please dont do this it`s late and i`m upset  have a heart please
   [rbcp] then start netsexing me, darn it
[peachey] no
   [rbcp] please?
* rbcp runs out to get his cell phone…
[peachey] no thanks   hey eljefe likes to
[peachey] ummmmm we are waiting for a call please don`t  thats
          the truth i swear
[peachey] i have to go bye
   [rbcp] okay, seriously, i gotta go now. i’m going to go turn this little
          chat into a new page for my peachey collection for everyone to see
   [rbcp] i’ll talk to you when i’m done

Peachey refuses to netsex RBCP:
——————————
[peachey] you want to be ignored??
   [rbcp] No! I just want to tell you how much i like you
   [rbcp] you want to be phoned all night?
   [rbcp] i get off work at 2am.
[peachey] please
   [rbcp] that’s a yes?
[peachey] please i dont want you to call..
   [rbcp] well, i think you’re a really neat person. will you be my friend?
[peachey] no
   [rbcp] why not?
[peachey] because your so mean
   [rbcp] I’M not mean. you get me confused with everyone else, i think. I’m
          the nice guy!
   [rbcp] do you like sc0rp?
[peachey] no
[peachey] i dont like anyone from rock
   [rbcp] except for me, right?
[peachey] sure
[peachey] because i`m afraid you will call
   [rbcp] i’ve never called you!
[peachey] but you threaten to
   [rbcp] i’m just kidding about that stuff. tell you what, give me netsex
          and i’ll quit msging you altogether.
   [rbcp] and i’ll take your photograph off of my page
[peachey] hey colleen does everybody  i`m sure she will give you a turn ?
   [rbcp] colleen won’t speak to me since you chatted with her! you made her
          mad at me.
[peachey] i`m sorry about that..
   [rbcp] so how about that phone sex or should i just start calling you alot?
[peachey] please lets try to be friends please i said i`m sorry please help me
   [rbcp] i’m TRYING to be friends but you won’t netsex me. hey, did you see
          how i morphed your photograph on my page and i stuck your head on
          that nudie girl’s body?
   [rbcp] sc0rp is making a picture of you sitting next to your dead dog
[peachey] please stop
[peachey] then be nice to me
   [rbcp] i AM. i just told you i loved you, didn’t I???
[peachey] ok
   [rbcp] i’m dialing your number right now, peachey
[peachey] dont!!!!!!
[peachey] why????????????
   [rbcp] don’t worry, my phone’s unplugged
   [rbcp] i was just practicing for later tonight
[peachey] no you cant it wont make any sence..i dont use that phone
   [rbcp] yes you do. you answer all the time
[peachey] please dont gee just talk to me hear
[peachey] why cant you be serious
   [rbcp] come to #rock and hang out with us
   [rbcp] hey, join #rbcp for a second. i want to show you something
[peachey] i`m afraid to please csnt take this
[peachey] can`t =
   [rbcp] i won’t be mean, i want to chat a second in #rbcp
   [rbcp] or in another channel. you choose
   [rbcp] please?
[peachey] i`m too afraid….your too mean please i just can`t
   [rbcp] oh come on. what more could i do to you in a channel that i can’t
          do here. how about #peachey?
[peachey] please i already cant sleep at night my heart beats fast vecause
          i`m really scared
[peachey] there must be a bad reason?
   [rbcp] please please please?
   [rbcp] ok, forget it, i just wanted to help you
[peachey] no thanks i cant think as evil as you guys
[peachey] you want to help me?
   [rbcp] not now. forget it
[peachey] ok

	[I turn on a flooding program.]

[peachey] dont flood me?
[peachey] is this what you wanted to do/ flood me?
   [rbcp] no, i’m just pissed cause you wouldn’t let me help you

Colleen Card has a word or two with Peachey:
——————————————-
[peachey] whats your problem?
[colleen] why are you netsexxing my guy?
[peachey] i wouldnt netsex him with your body even
* peachey (¯`·._(¯`·._( Colleen )_.·´¯)_.·´¯)
* peachey (_.·´¯(_.·´¯( Colleen )¯`·._)¯`·._)
[colleen] sure sure we’ve all seen the logs
[peachey] a prsent for you
[peachey] present=
[colleen] no thanks
[colleen] your gross
[peachey] it`s good
[colleen] what is it? a msg from your doctor?
[peachey] no maybe from yours??
[peachey] it`s just a wav
[colleen] hahahaha
[colleen] I don’t go to the doctor, againest my relgion
[colleen] is it gross?
[peachey] not for you it wont be :)
[colleen] no thanks then
[peachey] just listen the you can delete if you dont want it??
[peachey] you might want to let your little boyfriend hear it??
[colleen] I don’t have a boyfriend
[peachey] what ever he is
[peachey] did you get it??
* peachey likes to swim like a fish withColleen
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  ·.. ><((((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·…¸><((((º>¸.·´¯`·.¸. , . .·´¯`·..
  ><((((º>`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·…¸><((((º>
[colleen] nope
[peachey] is it coming??
[colleen] nope
[peachey] hum?
[colleen] i don’t want your trash
[peachey] you are trash

Peachey admits she has a penis:
——————————
   [rbcp] do you have a penis?
[peachey] yes 8 and 1/2
   [rbcp] did you change your phone number yet? cause i’m just waiting
          for you to do it so i can get the new one within a day
   [rbcp] you know i will
   [rbcp] maybe i should just change it for you
[peachey] i fuc.. hate you
   [rbcp] but we all LOVE you
[peachey] you all hate me..and i dont know why?
   [rbcp] no, really, we LOVE you.
   [rbcp] if you’d just put out for me i’d make everyone leave you alone.
          give me netsex
[peachey] colleen does that for you..
   [rbcp] colleen won’t netsex me no matter how much a beg.
          besides, we only have one computer.
[peachey] oh?
[peachey] i`m saving myself for el_jefe

Peachey learns what 2600 meetings are really about:
————————————————–
 [phelon] hi
[peachey] hi
 [phelon] what’s up?
[peachey] well they are calling me
 [phelon] shit. still??
[peachey] yes :(
 [phelon] jesus. you should just change your number.
[peachey] well my familywould rather yell at me
 [phelon] tell your family to go jump in a lake. :)
[peachey] wish i could
 [phelon] is it just el_jefe? i tried to get him to stop and he said he
          wouldn’t call anymore.
[peachey] it`s really bad well he lied he just called me.and i`m in
          big trouble..
 [phelon] shit. i’m going to quit hanging around with him if he doesn’t quit
          it. this has gone far enough as far as I’m concerned.
[peachey] i don`t think that the ppl in rock realize hoe bad it id
 [phelon] me neither. how’d this start anyway?
[peachey] i got drunk tonite cause i cant handle this anymore i havent
          slept in weeks ask them they call all the time
[peachey] he gives my number out in the sex channels
 [phelon] you shouldn’t drink.
 [phelon] just move out or something. how old are you?
 [phelon] smoke cigarettes. that’s better for you. :)
[peachey] i went to a party and was gin\ven vodka
[peachey] i hate smoke
 [phelon] ah. hehe.
[peachey] i`m scared
 [phelon] of what?
[peachey] i can`t make this stop
 [phelon] why can’t you change your number?
[peachey] no matter how hard i try i cant get eljefe to stop giving my
          phone number out?? i had three calls already just now?
[peachey] it`s not up to me about changing the number
 [phelon] ah. take it off the hook and don’t tell your parents.
 [phelon] i thought you were getting a tap put on anyways.
[peachey] thats what i did…but it`s an emergency phone line you know
[peachey] it could cost someone their life
[peachey] i feel so guilty
[peachey] i feel so ashamed
[peachey] it is being traped but it takes up to 90 days
[peachey] we have logicboxs number and a few others
[peachey] they will get caught
 [phelon] i’d like logic’s number, the little shit. he jipped me out of
          some warez the other day.
[peachey] i just want them to stop
 [phelon] i sent him 40 megs of stuff and then he told me to go to hell.
[peachey] 1 612 824 [xxxx]
[peachey] whats your area code?
 [phelon] mine’s 612 also. logic is in minnesota???
[peachey] do you know Justin Taylor?
 [phelon] it sounds familiar
 [phelon] peachey, i’m reaching for my cell phone…
[peachey] 1 770 785 7603
 [phelon] i’m dialing your number, peachey
[peachey] how can you do this to me???????????/
 [phelon] just kidding
[peachey] am i going insane/????
[peachey] dont kid with me anymore
 [phelon] okay, i’m sorry. that was mean.
 [phelon] are you dating bandon?
[peachey] who is bandon?
 [phelon] some irc guy who’s in #rock alot.
[peachey] tell me eljefe zak`s last name and phone number please
 [phelon] zak’s last name is tomkinson and his first name is chris. i’m not
          sure about his number though
 [phelon] he’s in colorado
[peachey] no chris tomikson is someone else i think that dazen
[peachey] why do you protect him?????
 [phelon] no, i’ve known zak for a long time. HE’S chris tomkinson.
[peachey] you live in co?
 [phelon] no, i’m in minnesota
[peachey] so your saying eljefe is in minn
 [phelon] no, he’s in colorado. i go down there alot to 2600 meetings
[peachey] whats your area code?? i`ll show you some of the numbers i have
 [phelon] how many phone lines are going into your house? the telco office
          i’m on the phone with right now says there’s three of them
 [phelon] mine’s 612.
[peachey] 2600 meetings??????? whats that?
 [phelon] they’re computer hacker meetings. i heard your picture was shown
          at the latest one.
[peachey] so call that nuber and see who that is?? logicbox..612 824 2497
 [phelon] okay, hold on.
[peachey] why did they use my pic???? please take it out n
 [phelon] i wasn’t there at that meeting. but they had a blown up picture of
          you and it was hanging on a few trees
 [phelon] i’ve got rbcp’s info.
[peachey] what does that mean?? they want to hang me?? tell them not to
          worry  i`m about to kill myself anyway
[peachey] that was rbcp number?  can i have his info
 [phelon] no, they were just showing everyone to laugh at i think
[peachey] to laugh at me?
 [phelon] last time i checked, rbcp’s number was 419-586-2345 and his name
          is Roy something
[peachey] why does eljefe always say he is roy?
 [phelon] he’s making fun of rbcp probably.
[peachey] look at eljefe whois
 [phelon] el_jefe is roy@mtvernon1.accessus.net * Tha Bomb
 [phelon] yeah, but mine says smith. it’s all fake.
[peachey] this would all stop if you gave me eljefe info
 [phelon] i told you his name. call information
[peachey] can you? last time i trusted shaedow aand he gave me andy scotts
 [phelon] is that picture from the 2600 meeting really you? by the way, i
          just called that 612 number and it’s busy.
 [phelon] at the 770 number some lady answered.
[peachey] what color hair does the pic have??
 [phelon] red
 [phelon] if it is, you’re cute.
[peachey] it could be me then :(
[peachey] thanks
 [phelon] kinda curly red hair? long?
[peachey] yup :( i wish i were dead
 [phelon] geez, they had it blown up to about 1 foot by 2 feet and there
          were about 6 of them on all the trees with your phone number
          printed below them
[peachey] why are you torturing me????????? i told you i cant handle this
 [phelon] what? I didn’t do it! I’m just telling you about it
[peachey] what did you mean about the three phone lines??????
 [phelon] i was on the phone with at&t’s assignment center just seeing how
          many phone lines went into your house. i’m bored
[peachey] how can you do that???how do you do it? thats not legal?
 [phelon] i can do anything. :) i can get unlisted numbers too
[peachey] how??? you dont have any info at all on me
 [phelon] i have your phone number and when i give them that, they tell me the
          name on the account and how many lines go into the house and the
          numbers of all the other lines. don’t worry, i didn’t ask for them
[peachey] i don`t know what to do i`m really terrified and i thought
          that that was private secure info? i`m calling the police
 [phelon] i wasn’t trying to freak you out. i just mess with the at&t
          office when i’m bored. that’s all. sheeze, calm down a little.
[peachey] please i`m so frieghted  this is no joke to me
[peachey] well they are not suppose to tell that info
 [phelon] i wasn’t joking, i was simply plowing through your account
          information and romping freely.
 [phelon] they think i work for nynex.
[peachey] how???????????????????????????????????
 [phelon] cause that’s what i told them and i gave them a nynex
          employee code. it’s easy.
[peachey] can anyone else do that?
[peachey] so i better kill myself cause if thats the case i am doomed
          i cant sleep as it is
 [phelon] anyone who takes the time to learn, i’m sure they could. it’s
          not really that hard, they just have bad security.
[peachey] i`m so scared and upset …can you make them leave me alone?
 [phelon] i don’t control these people. they’re like the biggest cyber-gang
          in that area. there’s not much influencing them. especially a
          little nobody like me
[peachey] i wish there was someone i could trust.
[peachey] you could make them stop  you belong to that awful group
 [phelon] do not
 [phelon] have you been to rbcp’s irc logs page yet? there’s about 12 chat
          logs of you on irc.
[peachey] should or can i call the telephne co and tell them about giving
          info out?
 [phelon] won’t do any good. if they stop, then their employees can’t get
          info either.
[peachey] are they very bad??? ummm my web s arent working
 [phelon] turn off the images on your netscape. that should make it not crash.
[peachey] but you dont have the names or address to confirm
 [phelon] confirm what?

[peachey] please tell me about the info on a private number?
[peachey] why did you leave me?
 [phelon] click on netscape options, then uncheck the auto-load images thing
 [phelon] i couldn’t see that channel. my irc is messed up
[peachey] will i be upset if i see the logs??????
 [phelon] i dunno. depends on how sensitive you are.
[peachey] i cant look:( i am very sensitive :(
 [phelon] hehe. they’re not that bad. just chat logs and all of your personal
          information and your pic and a pic of a dead dog or something
[peachey] what personal info?
 [phelon] i dunno. havent been there in a few days. they had all your
          relatives listed, i think and a picture of your pic on a tree.
[peachey] relatives?//?? who?????
 [phelon] i don’t know. i haven’t visited in like a week now
[peachey] whats the url?
 [phelon] www.bright.net/~bac/pla/irc.htm
 [phelon] are you still there?
[peachey] it still freezes
 [phelon] oh well. it’s really funny. has pictures of dead dogs lying all over
          the road  and morphed pictures of you and your family and tons of
          chat logs that make you look really stupid. this chat log will be
          added to it in the morning
[peachey] you should be very proud
 [phelon] why’s that?
 [phelon] well?
 [phelon] you know this would all end if you’d just give me netsex tonight
 [phelon] so start netsexing right now

	[The next day...]

 [phelon] hi
 [phelon] i said hi!
[peachey] so?
 [phelon] so say hi back to me
[peachey] hi
 [phelon] that’s better. :)
[peachey] so
 [phelon] so be nice to me. i just want to be friends.
[peachey] no you dont :(
 [phelon] do so
[peachey] no you dont you hate me
 [phelon] no i love you. really
[peachey] sure
[peachey] you dont need to love me   just stop harrassing me
 [phelon] i’m not. i’m trying to help
 [phelon] i drove down to colorado and took down those posters.
          they were sick
[peachey] god!!!!
 [phelon] well, I didn’t design them. you should be happy i
          took the time to do this for you
[peachey] sure
 [phelon] what do you mean?
[peachey] your a liar
 [phelon] i am not. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
[peachey] liar liar
 [phelon] quit calling me a liar, god dammit! i NEVER lie to anyone.
 [phelon] i can’t believe you’re being like this
 [phelon] after all i’ve done for you
[peachey] yea your a liar and i hate you
[peachey] you did all that to me!!!! thats what youve done your a heel who
          hurts ppl
 [phelon] how could you hate ME? i’m the victim here!
[peachey] good that makes me happy to hear :)
 [phelon] after all we’ve been through
[peachey] yes shut up
[phelon] let me ask you a question - why do you continue to hang out on irc?
         you can’t go into any channels without being hassled (and this IS
         your own fault no matter what you’d like to believe) and everyone
         just pisses you off. it seems you’d realize that staying off irc is
         a good idea. everyone just laughs at you
[peachey] thanks… i needed that… thanks…
[peachey] ***
[peachey] i`m so depressed
 [phelon] i’m serious. it’s pointless. why are you here???

	[I just her channel, #peachey, and she kicks me out.]

[peachey] and stay out you moron
 [phelon] was that supposted to make me sad?
 [phelon] :(
 [phelon] I’m crying

Peachey prepares to kick Spanish Prince’s ass:
———————————————
    [S_P] hey baby :)
[peachey] be careful what you say
    [S_P] why ?
[peachey] think before you speak!
    [S_P] and what if i don’t
[peachey] cause i`ve had it
    [S_P] what has happened?
[peachey] i will kick your ass
[peachey] you saw what happened
    [S_P] i did not see what happened
    [S_P] why the fuck should I be afraid of you
[peachey] then why are you speaking to me?
[peachey] why are you yelling at me
    [S_P] I will talk to whoever i want to
    [S_P] i’m not yelling at you, i’m using no caps
[peachey] your swearing

Peachey makes another friend:
—————————-
[Malacoda] hi!!
 [peachey] hello
[Malacoda] hows it going?
 [peachey] good until logicbox started again..how are you?? did you have a
           dif nick?
[Malacoda] i’m good i never had a dif nick
[Malacoda] hahaha
 [peachey] oh hummmmmm well i would not advise you to harrass me
[Malacoda] why not?
 [peachey] cause you will be very unhappy if you do
[Malacoda] want me to socket kill you???
 [peachey] why would you want to?
[Malacoda] cause i’m bored
[Malacoda] just a question…
[Malacoda] but why are you sooooo fucked up??? like seriously you have
           to be the dumbest whore i know.
 [peachey]  … only logicbox was mean  well and you now….
[Malacoda] mµH@hÄhåHÂHhªhåáå
 [peachey] what?
 [peachey] i1m not impressed
[Malacoda] thats nice to know but i really dont care
[Malacoda] can i phone you?
* peachey thinks Malacoda should change name to Junkyard Dawg!
* Malacoda thinks peachey should change her name to Bar Slut!
 [peachey] i wouldn`t my number is being traced
[Malacoda] traced by who?
[Malacoda] tell me!!!
 [peachey] by nynex and the police
[Malacoda] What about the FBI or are you too good for them???
[peachey] What the heck is your problem??
[Malacoda] why?
[Malacoda] â®Ë U §ºMè §0rt@ phøñÊ hä©kêr???
 [peachey] because they call a number that`s private office
[Malacoda] what ever
[Malacoda] i’ll still call
[Malacoda] whats yer email then
[Malacoda] i’ll email you
 [peachey] why?  dont have e mail
[Malacoda] why not?
 [peachey] just dont
 [peachey] are you male or female?
[Malacoda] why?
[Malacoda] does it matter/
 [peachey] no
 [peachey] sorry
[Malacoda] actually i’m male
[Malacoda] how bout you?
 [peachey] both
[Malacoda] thats pretty lame…
 [peachey] actually i`m female
[Malacoda] i figured that
 [peachey] why`s that?
[Malacoda] yer lame nick
 [peachey] oh
 [peachey] peaches are not seis?
 [peachey] sexes?
 [peachey] whats malacoda? sich what?
[Malacoda] yeah but only a chick would only pick that nick
 [peachey] sick=
 [peachey] oh
 [peachey] malacoda=?
[Malacoda] gimme yer phone number
 [peachey] please i don`t have one
 [peachey] where are you?
[Malacoda] yes you do
[Malacoda] what are you calling from then? a payphone?
 [peachey] no i dont use it after 5pm honest
[Malacoda] if yer using a payphone you would need a laptop and an acoustic
           coupler
 [peachey] ummmm where do you loive?
[Malacoda] here and there…
[Malacoda] how bout you?
 [peachey] your smart!!! and exactly right!!! i am!!
 [peachey] well what state here and there?
[Malacoda] yeah i bet you redboxed yer call as well right?
[Malacoda] state of u4rea
 [peachey] probably
[Malacoda] you even know what redboxing is?
 [peachey] co?
 [peachey] nope
[Malacoda] didnt think so
[Malacoda] not co
[Malacoda] that where you live?
 [peachey] yes
 [peachey] where then?
[Malacoda] euphoria
[Malacoda] i told you
[Malacoda] why?
 [peachey] fine if your going to be a// a jerk then i`m not going to talk to
           you!
[Malacoda] geez
 [peachey] what!
[Malacoda] i dont live in a state
 [peachey] we  are not comunicating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 [peachey] your out of the us??
[Malacoda] probably
 [peachey] i dont talk to foriegners sorry
[Malacoda] 617-639-0224
[Malacoda] is that yer number?
 [peachey] chinesse?
 [peachey] nope
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] Canadian
 [peachey] you are doomed my friend….. i hate french too
[Malacoda] i’m not french bitch and i’m not yer friend either you cheap
           slut..
[Malacoda] and i dont live in an igloo
[Malacoda] and we dont drive dog sleds either
 [peachey] i bet
[Malacoda] fucking redneck
 [peachey] me?  nope
 [peachey] dont swear
 [peachey] i dont like it
[Malacoda] fuck
[Malacoda] shit
[Malacoda] cunt
[Malacoda] bitch
 [peachey] ummmmmmmmm
 [peachey] watch this
 [peachey] ha speak englais?
 [peachey] parlez vous francias?
[Malacoda] yes i can speak french
[Malacoda] why?
 [peachey] well i`m sure you can find someone who might want to listen to
           you up there
[Malacoda] ummm not really
[Malacoda] yer the only loser i can find
[Malacoda] so how old are you?
 [peachey] ha that does figure
 [peachey] send me your picture and let me see why
[Malacoda] all the other people are cool
[Malacoda] umm k hold on
 [peachey] yes the only jerk there is logicbox  he needs to grow up
[Malacoda] no your just a fucking loser
 [peachey] just you and logic then

*This is where i sent her a picture of tim Armstrong (you know the lead
singer of rancid??)*

[Malacoda] ummm k here it is
 [peachey] k
 [peachey] brb
[Malacoda] its of me in concert
 [peachey] gesus?
[Malacoda] what?
[Malacoda] cant handle it?
 [peachey] thats you??
[Malacoda] yeah why?
 [peachey] what with the stupid hair do?
[Malacoda] like the mohawk?
[Malacoda] its blue
[Malacoda] in real life
 [peachey] no hate it
 [peachey] you walk around like that?
[Malacoda] ummm yeah
 [peachey] were you abused as a child?
[Malacoda] and i goto skewl like that
[Malacoda] no i wasnt abused
* peachey holds mal close and pats his head
 [peachey] then?
[Malacoda] ewwww try not to touch me i havent even payed you yet…
 [peachey] fine
[Malacoda] thanx
[Malacoda] plus i dont want you to ruin my spikes
* peachey puts a pair of latex extra thick gloves and pats the mohawk head
[Malacoda] fuck dont touch me
[Malacoda] do they have no punx where you live?
 [peachey] hummmmmm see you do have some kind of messed up head?
[Malacoda] you must have a sheltered life
[Malacoda] lemme guess no drugs or beer
 [peachey] sort of  lots of ed and homework
[Malacoda] or phones
[Malacoda] or electricity
 [peachey] never did druds or beer hate beer
[Malacoda] what ever
[Malacoda] yer life
 [peachey] but i like wine
[Malacoda] how old are you?
 [peachey] and sex
 [peachey] older than you
[Malacoda] i’ll call you tommorow hows that?
[Malacoda] send me ye rpic
[Malacoda] i sent you mine
 [peachey] during the day at 4?
[Malacoda] anytime
 [peachey] dont have a pic sorry
[Malacoda] why not
 [peachey] no just after 10 am and before 5pm
 [peachey] but your number will be traced
[Malacoda] so
[Malacoda] i dont give a shit
 [peachey] wow ok
[Malacoda] let em try
 [peachey] try?
[Malacoda] there are was to get around
 [peachey] try what?
[Malacoda] try to trace me
 [peachey] oh they will… but i will say your not one of them
[Malacoda] i am tho
 [peachey] oh
 [peachey] i thought you were going to be nice sorry
[Malacoda] well kind of
[Malacoda] i can still be nice if i want to.. to bad i dont want to
 [peachey] you are so mean to me!!!
[Malacoda] how old are you?
 [peachey] hey i like your guitar! thats cool
[Malacoda] how old are you?
 [peachey] me? how old are you?
[Malacoda] how old are you?
 [peachey] you first
[Malacoda] fuck
[Malacoda] i asked first
 [peachey] i was told never to give personal info sorry
 [peachey] we can be friends
 [peachey] how did you get to be in rock?
[Malacoda] be in rock?
[Malacoda] what the hell do you think rock is???
 [peachey] a place for people to talk about rock music of course…
[Malacoda] umm maybe you should read or even get yer mommy or daddy to read
           for you!!!!!
[Malacoda] or heres a cool idea ask questions what the channel is about
 [peachey] no… you guys are really mean to me…
[Malacoda] why dont you join and ask
[Malacoda] what it is about you stupid whore :)
 [peachey] you tell me please
[Malacoda] ummmm maybe for a blow job
[Malacoda] sound good?
 [peachey] no you sound stupid
[Malacoda] ha
[Malacoda] whatever
[Malacoda] whats yer real name so when i call i know who to ask for
[Malacoda] you there?
 [peachey] no thanks

	[i just invited her to #rock]

[Malacoda] whatever
[Malacoda] why not?
[Malacoda] why not?
[Malacoda] i wont harrass you
 [peachey] maybe you wont but the rest of rock will
[Malacoda] so ignore them
 [peachey] thanks i try
 [peachey] tell them to leave me alone
[Malacoda] k i did
 [peachey] thank you, you seem decent..why are you with them?
[Malacoda] cause they are cool
 [peachey] no no they are not..you think picking on girls is cool?
[Malacoda] no
 [peachey] like what?
[Malacoda] like well cant really tell
 [peachey] that  bad huh?
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] ask one of them
[Malacoda] i’m not really with them
[Malacoda] just join #rock
[Malacoda] say that i told you to join
 [peachey] nope
[Malacoda] why not?
 [peachey] i hate them and they are losers
 [peachey] they just want to hurt me
[Malacoda] hardly
[Malacoda] they love you
[Malacoda] whats yer first name?
[Malacoda] tell me
[Malacoda] my name is Alex
(no my name isnt Alex)
[Malacoda] hello?
[Malacoda] you still there
[Malacoda] or you dead?
[Malacoda] yer really swell fucking talk with me bitch :)
[Malacoda] talk with me…
 [peachey] no i`m upset
[Malacoda] what yer name?
[Malacoda] i’m alex
[Malacoda] why are you upset?
 [peachey] 13Åshley
(wow she can do colors)
[Malacoda] yer a really cool girl
 [peachey] why?
[Malacoda] why what?
 [peachey] never mind
 [peachey] just dont know why your with them?
[Malacoda] why not?
 [peachey] you know why
[Malacoda] can you send me yer pic please???
[Malacoda] yousent it to everyone else
 [peachey] no and i didnt send it! they took it from someone i trusted
[Malacoda] they got it from you
[Malacoda] i sent you mine anyways
[Malacoda] thats not really fair considering i’m the nicest (according to
           YOU)
[Malacoda] you chat with them more then me
[Malacoda] and they just harrass you
[Malacoda] yeah yer real nice
 [peachey] they are showing the talk with logic
[Malacoda] what does that have to do with me
 [peachey] you could have mentioned it
[Malacoda] that they were showing it?
 [peachey] that they are doing that
[Malacoda] i didnt know i have that window minimized
[Malacoda] well can i get yer pic?
 [peachey] no
 [peachey] where is yours?
[Malacoda] i sent you mine
 [peachey] whats it called?
[Malacoda] ummm ft_ranc.bmp i think
[Malacoda] i’m the freak remember?
 [peachey] cool yes
[Malacoda] well can i get yours now?
 [peachey] sorry ummmm its deleted
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] just send it
[Malacoda] what am i going to do?
 [peachey] nutin it`s broke when i get it fixed i`ll send
[Malacoda] k
 [peachey] :)
[Malacoda] you promise?
 [peachey] yes :)
[Malacoda] k good
 [peachey] i had some files loaded and messed up other things
[Malacoda] oh yeah
[Malacoda] you think it might have been a virus

peach.jpg from rbcp Recieved!
(thanx rbcp….)

[Malacoda] ?>????
 [peachey] no i did it
[Malacoda] how?
 [peachey] i tried to load and deleted files to make room and messed
[Malacoda] oh yeah
[Malacoda] wanna get married?
 [peachey] me?  never
[Malacoda] why not?
< peachey> i hate men like in rock  they hurt me
[Malacoda] we’d be perfect together
[Malacoda] el_jefe says he loves you alot
 [peachey] ummmmmm you don`t know me at all
[Malacoda] but i could get to know you
 [peachey] he hates me the most…
[Malacoda] he says he dosent
[Malacoda] he says he wants you really bad
[Malacoda] what should i say?
 [peachey] he hates me anybody that would call after i told him not to late
           at night
[Malacoda] i think hes calling out of love
 [peachey] well he can talk to me on this
[Malacoda] i htink hes masturbating and thinking about you
 [peachey] fine your real nice aren`t you???
[Malacoda] well sorry but its true
 [peachey] and he must be using YOUR hands to do it@@
[Malacoda] actually no i have my hands on myself
[Malacoda] why?
 [peachey] phuffffffff
 [peachey] your gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Malacoda] no please i’m sorry
[Malacoda] we could be the best of friends
[Malacoda] maybe even get married
[Malacoda] have a few kids
[Malacoda] what do you think?
 [peachey] i think your sick
[Malacoda] why?
[Malacoda] i’m hardly sick
[Malacoda] whats wrong?
[Malacoda] hey i got an idea!!!!!!!
[Malacoda] how bout i call you!@!!!!!!
[Malacoda] sound good?
 [peachey] see thats what i mean please stop this is all my fault i new i
           shouldnt have talked to you!
[Malacoda] ummm hold on
[Malacoda] lemme get my other phone
[Malacoda] i’ll call ya
[Malacoda] we could be the best of friends
[Malacoda] i could call you everyday!!!!
[Malacoda] what its not like you have a death in the family

(i said the death thing cause she told LogicBox that her mom just died)

Session Start: Sat May 03 02:44:16 1997
Chat with peachey
Waiting for acknowledgement…
DCC Chat connection established
-
[Malacoda] so you want me to call you?
 [peachey] no
[Malacoda] why not?
 [peachey] bbeacaus i cant get thhhayt phone
[Malacoda] itsnot like there is a death in the family over there
[Malacoda] why not?
[Malacoda] we could be the best of friends
[Malacoda] talking everyday
[Malacoda] having phone sex if you want…
 [peachey] never
[Malacoda] what you dont want phone sex?
 [peachey] no
[Malacoda] k
[Malacoda] so would like do me a big favour?
[Malacoda] wow like 10 mins to answer a simple question?
[Malacoda] dont you know how to type?
 [peachey] i`m very depressed now
[Malacoda] whys that?
 [peachey] cause everyone is saying they are going to call and im afraid to
           sleep and it`s 4 in the morning
[Malacoda] hahahaha you suck
* Malacoda cuddles with Peachey…..
[Malacoda] is that better?
(that was the grossest thing i ever typed!!!!!!!!!!)
-
DCC session closed
Session Close: Sat May 03 02:53:54 1997Session Start: Sun May 04 22:12:56 1997
[Malacoda] hi!!!!
[Malacoda] i dont need yer pic anymore…
[Malacoda] so hows it going?
 [peachey] what do you want?
[Malacoda] to talk with you
[Malacoda] is that ok?
 [peachey] you are un ignored
[Malacoda] thanx
[Malacoda] so whats new over there?
[Malacoda] anything?
 [peachey] ok
 [peachey] hello
[Malacoda] you back now?
 [peachey] yes
[Malacoda] cool
[Malacoda] sorry bout earlier… El_jefe was using my nick
(sorry El_Jefe but she wouldent talk with me till i put the blame on someone
other then myself…..)
 [peachey] really
[Malacoda] seriously
 [peachey] humm
 [peachey] :)
 [peachey] nite gar
[Malacoda] why you leaving?
 [peachey] not
[Malacoda] hmmm
[Malacoda] k
[Malacoda] yer not really from co are you?
 [peachey] are you?
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] i’m from canada
 [peachey] hey take the peachey out of your whois please
[Malacoda] haha
[Malacoda] k i will
 [peachey] thanks
[Malacoda] next time i reboot my prog itll change it
 [peachey] ok
[Malacoda] so where you really from???
[Malacoda] boston?
 [peachey] hummmmmm yes
[Malacoda] you dont need to send me yer pic anymore
 [peachey] hummmmm your a wiseguy arnt you?
 [peachey] thought you wanted to be nice?
[Malacoda] whats that supposed to mean?
[Malacoda] i am nice
peachey -  peachey@cnc129049.concentric.net * peachey
peachey -  irc.vol.com
peachey -  End of /WHOIS list.
 [peachey] hummm well you were NOT nice the other night? remember
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] el_jefe was prolly using my nick again
 [peachey] do you live near him/ in co?
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] i dont live in co
 [peachey] where do you live?
[Malacoda] i told you
[Malacoda] in canada
[Malacoda] not the french part tho
 [peachey] humm ok just wanted to see if it was really you
[Malacoda] whatever
 [peachey] ok
[Malacoda] :)
 [peachey] so whats the channel uour in now?
[Malacoda] #fuckoff
 [peachey] justlisa is very nice
[Malacoda] yeah shes cool
[Malacoda] what channel are you in?
 [peachey] so do you still wanna go to rock?
[Malacoda] yeah
 [peachey] i`m not telling you he hehe
 [peachey] well dont go to rock
[Malacoda] to late
[Malacoda] dont worry
 [peachey] leave then
[Malacoda] no they netsex me there
 [peachey] see your just like them
[Malacoda] no
 [peachey] koch just said that to me about netsex
[Malacoda] what did he say?
 [peachey] never mind  you know what he said
[Malacoda] what did he say?
[Malacoda] he says please dont call him koch
 [peachey] something about net sex
[Malacoda] or kcoch
 [peachey] sounds like cock he
 [peachey] hee heheh lol
[Malacoda] he says dont call him that
[Malacoda] without please and that yer a fucking bitch…..
[peachey] hey
[Malacoda] what?
[peachey] who cares what he wants i`ll do what i want to!
[Malacoda] yer choice
[peachey] yes it is! and anyway how does he know what i call him??? unless
  you told him?
[peachey] whos in rock?
[Malacoda] umm he just said   “time to sodomize ashley”
[peachey] well tell them not to! please
[Malacoda] umm every one is in rock
[peachey] show me the list of rock so i can ignore all
[Malacoda] umm k hold on
[Malacoda] Malacoda NaTzGUL @[madmax] +Zanzibar @AlieN MithNET TipS
  AvEnGeRs Demon5 SiX []ZzuP[] Gmouser +daze97 FreeFall_ @Fryguy_ bud-
  @Baloosh Cye +thugZsta @n00dles @vAPORiZeR +kennyc @[NoBoDy] BladE2
(thats the list from #PC97)
[peachey] you are such a liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[peachey] you think i`m stupid???????????
[peachey] your stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Malacoda] [Sc0rp] I love peachey
[Malacoda] logic wants to know why you accepted a call yesterday and then
  hung up…
[peachey] you are a rat
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] actually i’m a cock by the chinese calendar
[Malacoda] what are you?
[peachey] your a wimp what can you say now that you did that?
[Malacoda] well first off i’m not a wimp
[Malacoda] second i had to lie
[Malacoda] they said they would kick my ass if i gave names out
[peachey] your a wimp if you HAD to lie?
[Malacoda] and beat my dgs
[Malacoda] errr dogs
[Malacoda] anyways….
[peachey] but you said you dont live near them? so what are you talking
  about  >??? your not funny
[Malacoda] will you answer a question for me?
[Malacoda] they were going to drive up
[Malacoda] they’ve done it b4
[peachey] bull
[Malacoda] really
[Malacoda] not that you’d believe me now…
[Malacoda] but its true
[peachey] not in that golf vokswagan shit box?
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] in a rented viper probably
[Malacoda] why?
[Malacoda] wait
[Malacoda] i just noticed
[peachey] oh sure right
[Malacoda] you swore!!!!!!
[peachey] i`m sorry i swore youre making me very upset
[Malacoda] well i’m sorry to
[peachey] i really don`t think you are sorry and youre probably showing
  them all this
(Wow shes smarter then i thought!!!!)
[Malacoda] logic wants to know why you accepted a call yesterday and then
  hung up…
[Malacoda] no i’m not
[Malacoda] it would take to long to re write
[Malacoda] logic wants to know why you accepted a call yesterday and then
  hung up…
[peachey] does he know that it was traced and *57 and reported? hee
  hehhehehe
[Malacoda] umm lemme check
[Malacoda]  OH SHIT I’M IN TROUBLE NOW!
[Malacoda]  they’re going to come read my payphone its rights
[Malacoda] he did it from a payphone
[peachey] you are just a puppet for them..you are so lame i feel bad for
  you..WHIP!!!i hope they harrass you now too
[peachey] whimp rather
[Malacoda] well you could whip me
[Malacoda] just kidding
[Malacoda] well think what you like
[Malacoda] but that is not true
[peachey] /ignore malacoda
[Malacoda] why?
[Malacoda] take me off ignore
[peachey] cause your just a follower without your own mind
[Malacoda] no
[Malacoda] hardly
[Malacoda] Yer a fucking bitch i hate you!!!!!!!!!
[Malacoda] You suck!!!!!!!!!!!
[peachey] i know i suck….
Session Close: Sun May 04 23:38:04 1997

They are coming to get YOU!!!:
—————————–
   [rbcp] i love you
[peachey] dont start
   [rbcp] why not? i’m just trying to make friends with you
[peachey] look i quit so now you have to leave me alone
   [rbcp] i don’t have to do shit, kid
   [rbcp] and you know, it’s really funny that you changed your number
          because now i’m just going to get into the FACS office and get a
          list of ALL your phone numbers so you only hurt yourself doing that
[peachey] look i`m not hiding from you you shit!
   [rbcp] correction: you CAN’T hide from us. so quit trying.
[peachey] and you!!! better watch out for me cause they
          are coming to get YOU!!!!!!!!!
   [rbcp] oh shit. i’m sorry. please don’t send them after me.
[peachey] then stop bothering me shithead
   [rbcp] please don’t cuss. i don’t like foul language.
[peachey] sorry i`m just sick of your stupid stuff
   [rbcp] I am not stupid
   [rbcp] I gradualted from 8th grade!!!!
[peachey] OH yes you are!!!!!!@
[peachey] wicked stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   [rbcp] well, i tell you what, peachey. i’m not the one who’s been harassing
          you on the phone but I AM the one who WILL get your new phone
          numbers and when I do, I’ll send them to El_Jefe & Co. and you will
          think you were in heaven before. So have a nice life.
[peachey] why do you have this need to bother and threaten me?? did
          you want to be friends?
   [rbcp] i did but then you called me wicked stupid. sorry. now leave
          me be, i gotta jot down some info.
   [rbcp] and i promise you, i WILL have your numbers by the end of this week.
[peachey] i will be your friend  but you have to
          be nice and not try to trick me all the time
[peachey] hi? look i`m sorry just leave me alone then
[peachey] Hrmmm what if I have your phone number justin Taylor
[peachey] hey
[peachey] hello?
[peachey] please answer me!!
[peachey] rbcp please talk to me. i’m sorry.
[peachey] rot in hell
Session Close: Sun May 18 05:17:50 1997

	NOTE: All of the numbers that W1reHead is giving
	      peachey are mostly just random pickings
              from PLA’s Loser List

 [peachey] hello
[W1reHead] Hi,.so, are them rock losers still messing with you?
 [peachey] yes
[W1reHead] them guys are lamers.. is el_jefe the one whose really
           bothering you the most?
 [peachey] yes
 [peachey] who are you? sorry ? not sure who u r?
[W1reHead] I’m just a person who saw that
           members.tripod.com/~amandapeachey page and i think
           they’re not treating you right..
 [peachey] oh i can`t bear to read that  i never read it..
[W1reHead] yeah, i saw that RBCP sent you pictures of dead babies
           and dead dogs
 [peachey] yes that happened right after my dog 15years old died

[W1reHead] awwww…..
[W1reHead] sowwy to hear it… yer real spiffy though
 [peachey] so
[W1reHead] well, I can help you crush the PLA
 [peachey] you can!
[W1reHead] I can..
 [peachey] wow
[W1reHead] I can give you RBCP’s home phone number..
 [peachey] ok
[W1reHead] hang on. lemme find it
 [peachey] k
[W1reHead] 217-245-3580 and his name is Virgil Stoner
 [peachey] Virgil?  no thanks
 [peachey] ummmmm give that to el_jefe
[W1reHead] Thats his real name..
[W1reHead] ok.. i’ll give it to el_jefe
 [peachey] thanks
 [peachey] :)
[W1reHead] so, anything else you need?..
 [peachey] not sure?
[W1reHead] well, i can get just about anyone’s phone number…
 [peachey] what # do you go to?
 [peachey] i want eljefe
[W1reHead] I go to #teen, #oldwarez, #warez.. but tonight im
           spying on them #rock lamers.
[W1reHead] ok.. i’ll get el_jefe’s brb
 [peachey] whos there?  so can i have el_jefe #
[W1reHead] acr0nym, apok0lyps, eightball, kadafi, pinguino,
           telecon, marcelo, and me
[W1reHead] 618-277-1269 and his name is Scott Eyer
 [peachey] no
[W1reHead] no?
[W1reHead] im giving you valid info.. that is what i have
 [peachey] thought eljefe was zack?
[W1reHead] thats his irc name, his real name is Scott
 [peachey] how did you get the info?
 [peachey] ap0klyps is so mean to me too?
[W1reHead] I have muh ways….
[W1reHead] I’ll get his info
 [peachey] k
[W1reHead] 810-784-8348 Dan LeMieux
 [peachey] is rumdog from rock?
[W1reHead] I dont know rumdog
 [peachey] i got banned from depression :( they think i`m from
           rock! can you belive that
[W1reHead] aww, im sorry to hear that
[W1reHead] i cant belive it
 [peachey] geshhhhh i better join suicide
[W1reHead] yeah, maybe you’ll be safer in there
 [peachey] really
[W1reHead] i dont see you in there
 [peachey] why dont you go there and check it out for me :)
[W1reHead] 0k
[W1reHead] seems pretty tame
 [peachey] hummmmmm hows rock? they are all jerks
[W1reHead] oh, there just talking about the usual crap..
 [peachey] hope not me?
[W1reHead] the topic for tonight is defcon
[W1reHead] its coming up pretty soon
 [peachey] whats that?
[W1reHead] its a big ol hacker convention. its ereet. im trying
           to attend, but i dont have the money to go atm.
 [peachey] oh great  is that legal?
[W1reHead] its legal..
 [peachey] where is it going to be?? i`f like to attend  (with my
           baseball bat)
[W1reHead] its gonna be in Las Vegas.. visit www.defcon.org for more infoz
 [peachey] thanks
 [peachey] do you have a pic?
[W1reHead] not atm.. but im gonna get one scanned in a few days
 [peachey] awhhhh
[W1reHead] rumdog just called me a fookin wanker..

 [peachey] whats that?
[W1reHead] f*cking wanker.. it means that I like to do a certant
           motion to my reproductive organ
 [peachey] well i`ts more than rumdog got i`m sure
[W1reHead] oh it is.. I told him he was a malodorus pile of
           miscolored guano, and he ran off crying
 [peachey] good
[W1reHead] i know..
 [peachey] wish i could belive you
[W1reHead] oh btw, el_jefe, rbcp,. logicbox, and a few others are
           gonna be at defcon
[W1reHead] huh?
 [peachey] las vegas/ hummmm it`s far
[W1reHead] i know.. its like 2000 miles for me
 [peachey] where are you?
[W1reHead] im in kentucky
 [peachey] oh how did you find rock?
 [peachey] if you right about the phone numbers will you call one
           of them
[W1reHead] www.cocksoldier.com/
[W1reHead] i’ll call one when i get to a pay phone
 [peachey] print that url again for me
[W1reHead] www.cocksoldier.com
 [peachey] but if i`m in it i dont want to see it
[W1reHead] you arent
 [peachey] ok thanks
[W1reHead] welcome
End of peachey buffer   Fri May 23 19:47:41 1997

	Here’s another chat between Spanish Prince and
	Peachey:

[S_P] uhm
[S_P] could i have your fone number
[peachey] no don`t have a phone :(

	[Uh, yeah, she's fooling us real good.]

[S_P] what do you mean, peachey?
[S_P] and, have you seen your fanclub page?
[peachey] i dont have a phone it was taken away from me
[S_P] why is that?
[S_P] fone calls?
[peachey] yes
[S_P] oh
[S_P] what kind of stuff did they say?
[peachey] yea it was bad
[S_P] and
[S_P] how old are you?
[S_P] 17?
[peachey] whats the dif?
[S_P] i dunno
[S_P] if you’re 17 i can understand having your fone taken away
[S_P] hey
[S_P] that picture of you looks pretty swell
[peachey] hummmm how do you have it?
[S_P] its my windows background
[S_P] its really swell
[peachey] how old are you?
[S_P] well
[S_P] i will tell you if you tell me how old you are
[S_P] i am 16
[S_P] why
[S_P] want my pic?
[peachey] tell me eljefes name and number and we can have a deal
 	  :))))
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] i don’t know el_jefe
[S_P] that well
[S_P] he used to kick me a lot from #rock
[S_P] but he doesn’t kick me anymore
[peachey] you mean you dont know his name?
[S_P] i don’t know most people in #rock
[S_P] i don’t know their names
[peachey] why are you in there? and why did you take my nick?
[S_P] huh?
[S_P] i’m there because some of the people who hang out in there
      are like me
[S_P] i took your nick because i was bored
[peachey] oh thanks
[S_P] kya
[S_P] so
[S_P] do you want my picture?
[peachey] yes i`d like it sure :)
[S_P] okay
[S_P] so
[S_P] i’m wearing a weird shirt
[S_P] but its the only one i have scanned
[peachey] ok
[peachey] its coming
[S_P] did ya get it?
[peachey] k
[peachey] brb
[S_P] hmm
[S_P] did you look at it?
[peachey] wow yea  your good looking !
[peachey] are you really spanish?
[peachey] mmmmmmmm
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] a little
[peachey] a little? hummm?
[S_P] ya
[S_P] so
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] will you give me netsex?
[peachey] well your cool looking..how old are u?
[S_P] 16
[S_P] i look older for my age
[peachey] ask El_jefe he gives it to all the guys :)
[S_P] why not netsex me?
[S_P] hello sweetie

[S_P] whats up
[S_P] you’re swell
[peachey] hi
[S_P] so
[S_P] whats up
[peachey] nothing  how are you?
[S_P] i am fine
[S_P] you’re swell ya know?
[S_P] netsex me
[S_P] please?
[peachey] dont talk that way or i will ignore you
[S_P] huh?
[S_P] why’s that?
[S_P] what is wrong with netsex?
[S_P] i’m just asking
[S_P] what you think is wrong with it
[S_P] hello/
[S_P] err ?
[S_P] hello
[S_P] PEACHEY????
[S_P] ASHLEY?!#@??
[S_P] whaddup
[peachey] i`m banned from #depression because of rock
[S_P] oh
[S_P] that sucks
[peachey] i want to be a menber in here cause i dont have
          anyplace to go
[S_P] you do
[peachey] yes
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] i’ll try to tell them not to kick ya
[S_P] but i only started coming in here regularly in the last 2
      weeks
[peachey] ok thanks
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] so
[S_P] what do you have against netsex
[S_P] /netsex peachey
[S_P] hehe
[S_P] just kidding
[S_P] hey
[S_P] peachey
[peachey] ok  see peachey_ and your on!!!
[S_P] turn on unsolved mysteries
[S_P] its leet
[peachey] havent a tv in here
[S_P] oh
[S_P] hey
[S_P] how did your dog die/
[S_P] hey
[S_P] why did you go and then leave
[peachey] just wanted to see something
[S_P] okay
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] like
[S_P] how did your dog die
[peachey] the same way you will :)
[S_P] uhm
[S_P] you’re gonna kill me?
[S_P] i donut think so

Welcome to the third issue of Peachey Incorporated! Not a whole lot has
developed since the last couple of issues. Peachey has finally started coming
back on IRC on a regular basis. Somehow she managed to find someone who gave
her el_jefe’s real home phone number and when the #rock goons found out about
this, they really let her have it. By now she’s wishing she’d never gotten it
and refuses to tell anyone who gave it to her. Details are in the #phoneloser
log in this issue.

Darkhour (a regular from #rock) was nice enough to make a peachey.irc script.
It doesn’t actually do anything useful but blurt out dumb peachey quotes but
it’s funny.

They are bad honest:
——————-
Note: sad is peachey, just trying to trick us into thinking she’s not on IRC.

   [sad] why do you call yourself Roy? are you roy?
[Maq702] Yeah, I’m Roy.  Why?
   [sad] is that eljefes name? are you also in rock?
[Maq702] It’s my name, and it’s also el_jefe’s name.  Just a coincidence.
   [sad] thanks you  what is eljefe name? it`s not roy
[Maq702] His first name is Roy, I donno his last. He talked to me when
         I first came into #rock, cause he saw my name and noticed it’s the
         same as his.
   [sad] be carful in rock they are bad people
[Maq702] They are?  They seem nice…  I just came in the other day cause a
         friend of mine said that write a wagazine he likes.   They say they
         don’t do it anymore, but oh well.  We just talk about computers and
         stuff.  Why do you say they’re bad?
   [sad] they harrass me
[Maq702] They do?  How?
[Maq702] How can they harass you on IRC?
   [sad] too numerous to mention  are you male?
[Maq702] Yeah…   are you?
   [sad] no  if you can find out what eljefe name is  but do not under any
         circumstances tell him you talk to me!!
[Maq702] Ok…     I won’t.  I haven’t talked to him except that first night.
[Maq702] You’re a girl and they harass you?  That’s messed up…
[Maq702] Did you do something to them?
   [sad] please try for me…they call me at my home all hours swear threaten
         me etc it`s a nightmare please dont tell them you talking to me
[Maq702] Geez, really?  How did they get your phone number?
   [sad] no i didn`t do anything to make them this mad at me :(
[Maq702] I won’t say anything for now…  if they’re really doing this to
         you I’m not gonna talk to them any more.
   [sad] they tricked me in \to giving it
[Maq702] But I hope you’re not telling stories about them…
[Maq702] You aren’t, are you?
   [sad] they have my unlisted phone number. i got it changed and they got
         the new one..they are phone losers of america
[Maq702] Geez…  like PLA?  That’s the name of the magazine my friend said
         these guys wrote or are writing or whatever.
   [sad] they are bad honest  be carful
[Maq702] I didn’t know what it stood for, I never read it…  my friend
         doesn’t have a computer anymore, but he said to check out #rock.
[Maq702] I will….  crap.  Are you sure you didn’t do anything to them?
         I mean, they really seem nice…
   [sad] get out while you can  and never ever give your telephone number
[Maq702] How did they get your new phone number? (if it’s unlisted)
[Maq702] Crap…  I already gave my number to one guy!
   [sad] they tricked me :(
[Maq702] Damn.
[Maq702] I mean, c’mon…    There has to be some reason why they call you
         at home! You didn’t like swear at them or insult them or anything?
   [sad] they are harrassing me big time
[Maq702] How’d they get your new number?
   [sad] i dont know?
[Maq702] Are they like hackers or something?
   [sad] yes
[Maq702] Geez.  Can’t you call the cops? If they’re harassing you…
   [sad] they cant catch them
[Maq702] Sure they can!  They can trace the calls or something…
   [sad] they have been traced…dosen`t work they are using cellular
         and phone booths
[Maq702] That sucks.  Can’t you change the number again?  And like be
         really careful with it?
   [sad] i did they have access to all the phones somehow even unlisted
[Maq702] Geez.  Are you sure you didn’t do anything to them?  I mean,
         they wouldn’t harass you for no reason?!
   [sad] NO
[Maq702] Why would they spent so much time bugging you then?
* session ends. guess she logged off.

El_Jefe is beyond mean:
———————-
This is a chat log of #peachey one day. Pa Bell was her “friend” for the day
and happily handed over el_jefe’s phone number.

[peachey] nothing
[peachey] i want eljefe name
[peachey] what are you doing :)
 Dont tell him I told you
 but he is an ass
 his Name is Rob Buecher
[peachey] you know i won`t… i would be grateful to you
[peachey] no
 if they find out, you got the # off caller id if they ask
[peachey] stop
 stop what?
[peachey] lying they tell me its zak then jeesse?
 it is rob as far as I know
 Thats all Ive ever called him He may have lied to me
[peachey] how can i get it from the caller id?
 I know his phone # though but Dont think I should give it to ya
[peachey] please
 hmm I dunno if he finds out he would be mad at me
[peachey] he will never find out
 ok but if he asks who you got it from dont mention me
[peachey] wb
 618-451-1238
 hmm I dunno if he finds out he would be mad at me
 be right back
 back
[peachey] wb
[peachey] :)
 I got a headache
[peachey] oh i`m sorry :(
 not your fault
[peachey] hummmmmm how your not fooling with me i cant take this stuff.
 im not fooling with you
[peachey] hope=
 I told ya what I know as far as I know thats the right stuff
[peachey] k
[peachey] where is your area code?  have you ever tried to call him?
 he called me one and his # was on caller Id
 I live in CA
 el_jefe is a mean person
[peachey] he is beyond mean pabell

peachey joins #phoneloser to talk to us about el_jefe’s phone number:
——————————————————————–
This is several hours after Apok0lyps got wind that peachey found out what
el_jefe’s phone number was and convinced peachey to come into our channel