Here are the various messages that were generated by the FruitWare BBS.
You silly fruity moron
You didn't write anything in the comments field. What is the point of a message if you don't write a message. Retard. Back up and try again or just return to the discussion board.
$yourip has been identified as the source of a recent spam attack on this web board so you will not be able to post here today. If you think this bites big ones, contact the webmaster. Otherwise, this ban will be removed one of these days.
No fucking foul language here.
We're sorry, but something you fucking wrote really pissed us off and we just can't post your message unless you decide to make a few fucking changes in your wording. Click the god damned back button and try it again, fuck face. Here is our current list of banned words and/or phrases:
No numbers are allowed to be posted.
We're sorry but you are not allowed to post any numbers in the body of your message due to users posting personal information and illegal codes. This ban may be lifted in the future but probably not in your lifetime.
We're sorry, but the word censored has been censored by the phonelosers.org staff due to abuse. If this bothers you then perhaps you should track down my home phone number and prank my ass all night.
(I decided to censor the word "censor" because StLSD2000 was flipping out about me banning the use of numbers in the forums. He kept ranting in the forums about censorship. So I decided to censor censor. This didn't make StLSD2000 very happy.)
We're sorry, but due to continuing pressure from the feds, the word LSD has been banned from being used on this board because the feds might think we use LSD and they'll come to our house and get really mad at us and stuff so ya know it's like better safe than sorry. If this bothers you then perhaps you should track down my home phone number and prank my ass all night.
(After StLSD2000 threw a fit about me censoring the word "censor" I decided to have some more fun with him. I think he was originally pissed because censoring numbers made it impossible for him to sign his posts "StLSD2000" and he was reduced to signing just "StLSD". Poor guy. I figured this ban would reduce his name to just "St." This made him even more unhappy than before.)
What? You don't have a name?
What's your name?
You didn't fill in the name field on your post. In order to post on our web board, you have to have a name. If you don't have a name, please go to your local Chamber of Commerce and get one. Return to the discussion board
Okay, you evil hacker, you're in trouble now! You entered an incorrect password and this triggered our script that automatically logged your name, address and phone number and we've sent the police and FBI to your house. They will be there in a matter of minutes, young man. Let this be a lesson to you, scum of the earth!
You have posted a message on the discussion board! If you feel good about this then you need some serious counseling. Click here to return to the discussion page or you will be automatically transferred there in 7 seconds.