RoyCo Construction Strikes Again

Today Pat D sponsors a show where I call people at work and let them know about horrible disasters that have befallen their domiciles.  I know it sounds horrible, but it's not me, it's Pat D.  That's my new slogan.  Thanks for the list of numbers, Jasper Flax, and remember, people, when you go into a meeting, you need to acknowledge the situation and then make your exit.  The ending music is Look At Your Phone by Key of Awesome.

The new car ding number is 4 zero one-52 sixx-37 sixx 9. Google says the old number will work for 3 more months, so I guess either will work, but it's best to use the new one so they don't figure out that it's a trick so often like they did last year.

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The lyrics Ryan sent me are below.  If you're wondering why I'm pasting these here then you didn't listen to the show.

I thought that the one thing this summer was missing was a new PLA song, so I wrote one. Feel free to edit this and make it, so long as I could have some form of credit from it. I don't have music editing software nor would I know where to begin. I just want to see my creation come to life. I'm probably going to leave a voicemail for you about this
It's a parody of "Applause" by Lady Gaga; This is a thought that's been floating around in my head for a couple of months now, and I just decided to write it down today. I hope you like it enough to make it into an actual song since I worked pretty hard on this. For the Lyrics to make sense, you'd probably have to listen to them with the actual song on, especially at the bridge part.
Thank you in advance!
Ryan
Here it goes!
"Social Engineering" by RBCP
(Verse 1)
I stand here waiting for you to hit the bong
To crack the scammers saying "Is this right or is it wrong?"
With only caller ID, Roy Hu I would be
Broatcasting PLA, Oh the things I could Engineer!
Insert "get off the fuckin phone and leave me alone" here)
(Chorus)
I live for the prank calls, prank calls, prank calls
I live for the prank calls-calls
Live for the prank calls-calls
Live for the way you yell and scream at me
The prank calls, prank calls, prank calls
Give me verification!
(Shut the lights off!)
C'mon Lady, shut your kids up, up!
(They are real loud!)
Give me verification!
(Shut the lights off!)
C'mon Lady, shut your kids up, up!
(They are real loud!)
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
They are real loud!
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
Please shut your kids the fuck up, up
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
They are real loud!
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
Please shut your kids the fuck up, up
(Verse 2)
I've heard your theory, "Phone Phreaking's for geeks!"
"I guess Roy, if you say so, some hackers just like to seed."
One minute I'm a fool, then suddenly the fool is you!
Nerdcore is an art form, now art and nerdcore is me!
(Chorus)
I live for the prank calls, prank calls, prank calls
I live for the prank calls-calls
Live for the prank calls-calls
Live for the way you yell and scream at me
The prank calls, prank calls, prank calls
Give me verification!
(Shut the lights off!)
C'mon Lady, shut your kids up, up!
(They are real loud!)
Give me verification!
(Shut the lights off!)
C'mon Lady, shut your kids up, up!
(They are real loud!)
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
They are real loud!
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
Please shut your kids the fuck up, up
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
They are real loud!
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
Please shut your kids the fuck up, up
(Bridge) (this part should be made with clips of Jelonta Smith)
Whooooooooo you think I'm is? is?
whoooooooooo you think I'm are? are?
whoooooooooo oooo whooo
whoooooooo ooo whooo
cactuuuuuuus
cactuuuuus
cactuuuus
cactus!
(Chorus)
I live for the prank calls, prank calls, prank calls
I live for the prank calls-calls
Live for the prank calls-calls
Live for the way you yell and scream at me
The prank calls, prank calls, prank calls
Give me verification!
(Shut the lights off!)
C'mon Lady, shut your kids up, up!
(They are real loud!)
Give me verification!
(Shut the lights off!)
C'mon Lady, shut your kids up, up!
(They are real loud!)
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
They are real loud!
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
Please shut your kids the fuck up, up
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
They are real loud!
(So-Cial En-gin-eer-ing)
Please shut your kids the fuck up, up
(End)
(softly)
C-A-C-T-U-S

rbcp

I run this town.

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12 Responses

  1. timothy martin says:

    RBCP can you send RoyCo Construction here at my high rise apartment building to remove the roof! I wanted a penthouse sweet on the top floor, and instead they put me only about half way up the high rise! There is undeserving people living on the top floor. I would like then to pay! Because every one knows pay back is a bitch!

  2. Ben says:

    Car Ding Call Ideas:

    You were holding onto their car while riding your skateboard like Marty McFly.

    You were tying empty cans to their back bumper because you thought they just got married. Then you realized it was the wrong car and took them off.

    You were spinning your “cash for gold” sign advertisement and hit their car with it.

    You dented their car because you don’t like them.

    You were solving a complex mathematical equation by writing it out in the dust of their car. The equation would have solved time travel.

    You were practicing your rodeo roping by trying to lasso their side mirror.

  3. rbcp says:

    I should have them just remove the roof/floors/ceilings of everyone above you so that YOU’RE in the penthouse and just have really high ceilings.

  4. rbcp says:

    And thanks, Ben!

  5. timothy martin says:

    Yea, life in a high rise is so expensive, I do deserve the best. you can start construction right away! I won’t even bother telling my neighbors that RoyCo Construction in on there way. your better at that, I heard you on the telephone and your great! So if you want to tell them the sky’s the limit you be my guest!

  6. Pat d says:

    Yes! Thank you brad! I love you!

  7. Gonzo says:

    Car ding idea: They drove into YOU and drove for 3 miles with you on the bonnet. You dinged their car whilst banging your fist trying to get their attention.

    Also, if you want people to believe you’re from the corporate office you should play this on a loop:

  8. Boggy B says:

    Playing chess on your car with my girlfriend and I lost and got angry which made me fist the car.

    We were eating a mcdonalds in the car as your door was unlocked. (Might still smell like a
    mcdonalds inside your car)

    I was just testing to see how secure your car is and it your sercurity is crap.

    I repainted a little scrape on your car, please give me money NOW.

    You were playing 12 mens morris in the car with your girlfriend.

    I wanted to check your car to see if you had a disability. You can tell with the way the seats are and the steering wheel.

  9. Boggy B says:

    With the mcdonalds one you could probably say (We were eating a mcdonalds in the car as your door was unlocked but don’t worry I locked your door).

  10. ehzee munny says:

    Their car wasnt breathing so you gave it cpr yup its dead. Also their car looked malnourished so you shoved a banana up its tail pipe and put v8 in their fuel tank. Get it v8? Rimshot! Their car made a doody on your lawn so you popped it on the hood with a newspaper.bad car when you were putting the gps tracker on for the canadian government the stupid brake line was in the way so you ripped that shit off you were in the parking lot there was a girl with huge tits so you ran into their car but those huge tits! Their car started the fight and you finished it with a buttslam.

  11. FijiLaw says:

    Real Good 8/10

  12. Katie says:

    I got a note on my car with that number saying “sorry for being gay” is this part of the prank..I am in Michigan

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