rbcp

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14 thoughts on “Life Threatening Car Dings

  • September 9, 2016 at 5:48 pm
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    RBCP you are my favorite Ding-A-Ling!

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  • September 9, 2016 at 5:57 pm
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    – You are promoting an invention called the, “Dentcil.” When you get ahold of them, start playing background music and advertising the “Dentcil” as if you are Billy Mayes.

    – You are a spy and had been following them for a couple of weeks and dinged their car uninstalling the GPS from their car.

    – You are producing the new Sir Mix A lot music video and one of the scenes included 10 big booty girls twerking on their car. Didn’t they notice the butt prints?

    – You were leaning a ladder against their car to get higher up. When they ask why you needed to use a ladder, tell them because you are a dwarf and needed the ladder to put the note on their car.

    – You were selling cactus plants and used the hood of their car as a display table.

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  • September 10, 2016 at 11:21 am
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    I left a few coupons with some ding notes in Salem. I’m also making BIG ding signs for tonight. I’ll post them on the Reddit page.

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  • September 10, 2016 at 4:08 pm
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    Keep up the good work guys with putting notes on and everything. :)

    (More ding ideas)

    Your number plate was covered with dirt how dare you drive with mud on number plate. I cleaned the mud off your number plate now thank me.

    As I was going over to steal your mirror I accidentally bump into the car and gave it a big scratch across the front.

    I had to break into the car as there was a fly in the car so Ihas to break in to release it.

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  • September 10, 2016 at 4:11 pm
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    I puddled the car so sorry.

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  • September 11, 2016 at 1:08 am
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    Shot a porn scene in your backseat there might be stains

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  • September 11, 2016 at 12:29 pm
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    Okay so it might not be original, but say that you are colorblind so their car is practically invisible to you and you crashed your scooter into it. Turn the tables and say they don’t care about the disabled and play it off like you’re the victim. That’ll definitely get someone riled up haha.

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  • September 12, 2016 at 11:43 am
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    Something about self-driving cars

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  • September 12, 2016 at 3:17 pm
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    One idea that could really annoy people is to say that you were parked in a disabled bay so I tried to move your car but was unable.

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  • September 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm
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    +1 for self-driving cars (Gonzo). They need to call Google for insurance help (TheNumber_Three).

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  • September 12, 2016 at 6:57 pm
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    Too many ideas! Every one is sharing Ideas! It’s got to stop! RBCP is a HOBO! He will say what comes in to his cotton picking mind, let it flow naturally from his mind comes the irritations that make so called normal people upset!

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  • September 12, 2016 at 10:06 pm
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    Agree Tim, let the true evil flow from the master.

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  • September 13, 2016 at 11:19 am
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    Rbcp on one of these roysipiants you should tell them you were training your toddler how to drive and he accidently scraped their car trying to parallel park, and say your kid can possibly work off the damage when he gets older or something like that.

    Also i assume you are doing a show friday but you should let us know when you plan on doing a show so everyone can go put a bunch of notes out like an hour before the show starts so you get lots of fresh incoming calls..

    Practice practice! Thanks for the shows

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