Who wants a new PLA tshirt?

new PLA tshirt - click this to see a larger version

A limited quantity of the photoshoped tshirt you see above is now available. As of now, they're only available in black. But I plan on using the profits to buy more colors and sizes if I can at least sell these. So you should buy them to encourage me! They're $15.00 each, plus $4.00 for shipping and they're available in S, M, L, XL and XXL. If your fat ass needs XXXL, then wait a couple months and there might be one available. These are professionally screened shirts.

I'll even knock a dollar off if you promise to send me a picture of yourself wearing the shirt. So send your $19.00 (or $18.00) via PayPal to rbcp AT phonelosers.org. Or you can mail it instead. Your shirt will be shipped right around the 1st of March.


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15 Responses

  1. Ryan B says:

    wow, xl and XXl….i’m glad im not overweight or anything, otherwise i think i’d feel a little left out

  2. Jersey says:

    Only XL and XXL? Maybe if I put on a couple hundred pounds it will fit like a glove.

  3. Fred says:


  4. Lord Nod says:

    I’m not fat. I’m festively plump

  5. dOTlOCK says:


  6. superspam says:

    to big fat ass

  7. rbcp says:

    Since so many people say they need smaller shirts, I’m going to add a few Large shirts to the order tomorrow. So now there’s L, XL and XXL. YOU PEOPLE BETTER BUY THEM!

  8. frog says:

    I would need a small. I am a very small person.

  9. Jersey says:

    Hopefully the fat people to buy some shirts so there will be funds to get Small shirts for the rest of us.

  10. rbcp says:

    Okay…now they’re available in S, M, L, XL, and XXL.

  11. superspam says:

    yay! I’m no longer being forced to become a fat kid!

  12. Raptor says:


  13. Ben says:

    Gee, another crappy money making scheme from RBCP. Go get a real job!

  14. Devilboy says:

    I heard proceeds from these shirts will go towards buying crack cocaine, any truth to that?

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