A limited quantity of the photoshoped tshirt you see above is now available. As of now, they’re only available in black. But I plan on using the profits to buy more colors and sizes if I can at least sell these. So you should buy them to encourage me! They’re $15.00 each, plus $4.00 for shipping and they’re available in S, M, L, XL and XXL. If your fat ass needs XXXL, then wait a couple months and there might be one available. These are professionally screened shirts.
I’ll even knock a dollar off if you promise to send me a picture of yourself wearing the shirt. So send your $19.00 (or $18.00) via PayPal to rbcp AT phonelosers.org. Or you can mail it instead. Your shirt will be shipped right around the 1st of March.
#1 by Ryan B on February 20, 2007 - 2:25 pm
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wow, xl and XXl….i’m glad im not overweight or anything, otherwise i think i’d feel a little left out
#2 by Jersey on February 20, 2007 - 2:33 pm
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Only XL and XXL? Maybe if I put on a couple hundred pounds it will fit like a glove.
#3 by Fred on February 20, 2007 - 5:18 pm
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^^ditto^^
#4 by Lord Nod on February 20, 2007 - 7:51 pm
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I’m not fat. I’m festively plump
#5 by dOTlOCK on February 20, 2007 - 9:48 pm
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FUCK U MAKE A BIGGER ONE 4X I WILL PAY 40 DOLLERS!
#6 by superspam on February 20, 2007 - 10:01 pm
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to big fat ass
#7 by rbcp on February 20, 2007 - 10:05 pm
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Since so many people say they need smaller shirts, I’m going to add a few Large shirts to the order tomorrow. So now there’s L, XL and XXL. YOU PEOPLE BETTER BUY THEM!
#8 by frog on February 21, 2007 - 8:24 am
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I would need a small. I am a very small person.
#9 by Jersey on February 21, 2007 - 2:17 pm
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Hopefully the fat people to buy some shirts so there will be funds to get Small shirts for the rest of us.
#10 by rbcp on February 21, 2007 - 3:00 pm
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Okay…now they’re available in S, M, L, XL, and XXL.
#11 by Ryan B on February 21, 2007 - 8:13 pm
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I NEED XS
#12 by superspam on February 23, 2007 - 7:44 am
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yay! I’m no longer being forced to become a fat kid!
#13 by Raptor on February 24, 2007 - 9:01 am
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EVERYBODY DANCE!!!!!
#14 by Ben on February 25, 2007 - 8:52 am
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Gee, another crappy money making scheme from RBCP. Go get a real job!
#15 by Devilboy on February 28, 2007 - 11:01 am
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I heard proceeds from these shirts will go towards buying crack cocaine, any truth to that?