Apr 22

The Generic Tortilla Chips and 4 Loko Show for April 20th, 2013

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Thanks, Gordo, for sending me the amazing prank call CD known as Melba Comes Alive, which I haven’t heard since 1997. And thanks, mysterious stranger in Nebraska for the post card.

Here’s the latest solo show by RBCP, which happened on Saturday night. It includes lots of photo customers and the brand new patented PLA trick of calling people on Facebook and doing job reference checks on their Facebook friends.

Here are a couple of our YouTube videos that contain pranks from the previous show…

The Generic Tortilla Chips and 4 Loko Show for April 20th, 2013 [ 2:46:17 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1665)
Apr 13

The Generic Tortilla Chips and 4 Loko Show for April 6th, 2013

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Here’s the latest “preshow” by RBCP, which wasn’t actually a preshow since nothing else was on last Saturday, so it’s been officially renamed to the Generic Tortilla Chips and 4 Loko Show. You should just skip the first 20 minutes because it’s a bunch of pointless rambling with no prank calls, but some fun stuff happens throughout the rest of the show. Below is the video for the Goonies tribute song that is talked about a few times.

The Generic Tortilla Chips and 4 Loko Show for April 6th, 2013 [ 3:30:14 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1762)
Mar 24

RBCP’s Preshow Show for March 23rd, 2013

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I did another preshow on Saturday night, once again for Brent Westwood’s show. This one drags on for a little over 2 hours and includes calls to video store customers, pizza survey calls and I bust a girl for smoking weed at her job, which is what the image above is referring to. Near the end there’s a 2 hour break where Brent Westwood’s show happened, but there’s no indication of WHERE it happened, so you just hear me saying goodbye and then there’s a bunch of pranks right after that. So if you’re a little confused, that’s why. Enjoy the show!

In case anyone missed the announcement, Madhouse Live has moved to Sunday nights!

As I mentioned in the previous post, you can now listen to PLA’s audio content on Tunein, iTunes and Stitcher! Leave a comment if you’d like to see us on any other similar services.

There’s a new prank show on Friday nights! Join Tux, Polkja and IceGoose at 7pm Pacific / 10pm Eastern for Friday Nights by the Fire. Click on that link to visit their Facebook page and pretend that you like them.

RBCP's Preshow Show for March 23rd, 2013 [ 2:39:44 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1895)
Mar 21

The Preshow for March 9th, 2013

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Isn’t it about time I release another preshow? This one happened a couple of weeks ago, right before the Madhouse Live show that never happened. This show features amazing bits of audio such as Eminem making horribly unfunny prank calls, Falco making songs that aren’t Rock Me Amadeus, and RBCP puking on customers pizzas. Honestly, this show isn’t the greatest – most of it is attempted Foursquare stalking, which just means there’s a lot of waiting for people to be paged. Hopefully when I edited this, I remembered to remove as much of that as possible.

Thanks, Darkstranger, for the “marketing fraud” picture that she found on Imgur and showed to me!

You might notice giant, ugly graphics for Tunein and iTunes over there on the left sidebar. Hornyelf was complaining at me today for not having a feed on Tunein, so I showed him the link to our Tunein page and I began a 20-minute long verbal beatdown on Hornyelf for not being able to find it. To save myself precious time on verbal beatdowns in the future, I’ve put these links in the sidebar to make them easier to find. I’ve also applied to Stitcher, so hopefully that one will be added soon. (We were on Stitcher on Cacti Radio, but never on this site.) What other music feed services would you like to see us on? Let me know in the comments and I’ll see about adding them.

Oh, and one last thing…WHY THE HELL DOES PLA ONLY HAVE TWELVE FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR??? I know the Tumblr hasn’t existed for very long and I haven’t put much effort into letting people know it exists, but you people should just magically find this stuff on your own and add yourselves to it. Goddammit. GODDAMMIT! So go add yourselves to our Tumblr so you can see the exact same stuff that’s posted on YouTube and Facebook and Twitter and everywhere else. Because you NEED to be reminded of new PLA content a dozen times each time it happens, right?

ADD US ON TUMBLR DAMMIT!

Oh, and there’s just one more thing…(that was my Steve Jobs impression)…I set up a Facebook GROUP for PLA last week. So join it and post somethings – it works a lot like the PLA forums, except that people actually use Facebook so there’s more activity on them. facebook.com/groups/goawaypla

The Preshow for March 9th, 2013 [ 1:37:54 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1453)
Feb 24

Brent Westwood PreCum Show

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This weekend there was no Madhouse Live show, but RBCP did a precum show anyway and Brent Westwood ended up taking over for Carlito. This resulted in about 3 hours worth of lube jobs. All that makes perfect sense, right?

Visit brentwestwood.com for DirtyAaron’s prank show.
Visit madhouselive.com for Carlito’s prank show.

Brent Westwood PreCum Show - February 23rd, 2013 [ 3:02:14 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2183)
Feb 20

Car Dings and Torrents

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As promised, I am making all of the stuff I’ve put on YouTube available on the RSS feed from now on. Today you get every single car ding call we’ve ever done, all in a single mp3 file. The audio is ripped directly from the YouTube videos, but I’ve chopped off a few of the intros and outros, just because they all say basically the same thing. This should be fun to listen to, because there have been a lot of amazing car ding calls over the past year. It’s an hour and 37 minutes long and worth every second of it.

Did you know you can get everything the PLA has ever done on a torrent? Below you’ll find links for the PLA 2012 torrent, some prank call torrents and a Rappy McRapperson torrent. If you think you’ve heard everything by the PLA, then download the torrent below to see exactly how wrong you were. A 2013 Media Pack should be happening at some point during the summer. To get even more torrents, visit our page of torrents. TORRENT!

2012 PLA Media Pack: This is the most recent version of the PLA Media Pack. It contains around 26 gigabytes of PLA material, including prank calls, Phone Shows, PLA Radio and other podcasts, videos, texts, pictures and more. If you want a giant collection of everything the PLA has ever done, then this is the place to get it.

Prank Phone Call Albums Torrent: This is RBCP’s personal collection of prank call albums. There’s lots of stuff in here, spanning about 20 years.

PLA’s 2012 24-Hour Marathon: In Early 2012, various Cacti Radio DJs broadcast nonstop LIVE prank calls for a full 24 hours. Tabachi split up all the best calls and put them in this torrent for us to enjoy.

Rappy McRapperson 2013 Media Pack: RBCP has put together this torrent of material by our Lord and Savior, Rappy McRapperson. It includes all of his albums, singles, collaborations and his public access television show from the early 2000′s. This isn’t prank call related material, but I’ve used his music in so much of my own material that I’m betting you’ll enjoy this torrent.

Full Collection of Car Ding Pranks [ 1:37:07 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1535)
Feb 19

RBCP & Rappy Help Wing Record Solid Gold Hits

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I don’t know if this belongs on the feed or not, but I’m putting it there anyway. Last night, as a favor for Rappy McRapperson, I helped award-winning superstar Wing record a few musical masterpieces via the telephone. Yeah, over the telephone. I guess some radio DJ in the UK is retiring and he loves Wing, so his coworkers requested some songs for him.

I pretended to be Bruce Boner from Rock Hard Studios and we did our best to give Wing the illusion that we were sitting in a professional recording studio, even though Rappy was sitting under a palm tree somewhere and I’m in my mother’s basement. When I agreed to do this, I had no idea she was going to sing each song three times. The touch tones you hear being pressed during the recording are done by Wing. The inappropriate commentary is by me and Rappy – Wing should have been able to hear us but she didn’t seem to notice anything we said as she sang.

I know it’s not exactly a phone prank, but it is a pretty bizarre thing that happened over the phone. If you love the angelic sounds of Wing, click here to listen to her sing about not smoking crack.

Prank Calls Being Investigated

Have you received a strange call in the middle of the night lately? If you have, you are not alone. Essex County OPP is investigating a number of calls originating from the number 239-205-4843. In two incidents, the man on the other end made bizarre statements like “I’m standing here freezing”, “Need a tire changed” and the disturbing “I’m going to kill a baby.”

Isn’t that weird that a news site would publish the full phone number of a prank phone caller? That’s the only reason I’m mentioning this otherwise boring article. I tried to call the guy to tell him he made the news, but there’s no voicemail set up on the number. I also looked at the number on one of those phone number ID websites and that number has 180 complaints against it. Some of the comments are pretty funny. Click here to read the full article.

I recently created a page on Facebook to troll Linux users. It’s called Linux is Garbage and is full of Linux users defending their precious OS and then the equally funny comments from other people who are messing with them. Linux users take life way too seriously, so join us in making fun of them at facebook.com/LinuxIsGarbage! Even if you’re a Linux user, it’s still lots of fun to upset your peers.

RBCP & Rappy Help Wing Record Solid Gold Hits [ 39:39 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1348)
Feb 13

Roy and Staci in the Morning – Lube Jobs and Hair Salons

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Roy and Staci do some crazy and horrible things to lube customers, hair salon customers and more! Here’s some show notes.


  • Intro music called PLA Cactus by BrrrStickem. It was created last year and played on The Phone Show. Thanks, BrrrStickem!
  • Roxy has 2 new videos on her YouTubez. Listen to Staci steam dinner in her sauna and ask her landlord about her grow house.
  • There’s also a new video on PLA’s YouTube.
  • Answer this question in the comments – should we have let that senior citizen lady wash her hair with ketchup?
  • Thanks for the help, Brandy and Kayla! And I guess Spencer.
  • CoolRob has THIS to say about possums: “They are also commonly called possums, though that term technically refers to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes. The Virginia opossum was the first animal to be named an opossum; usage of the name was published in 1610.[2] The word opossum was borrowed from the Virginia Algonquian (Powhatan) language in the form aposoum and ultimately derives from the Proto-Algonquian word *wa˙p- aʔθemw, meaning “white dog” or “white beast/animal”.[3] Opossums probably diverged from the basic South American marsupials in the late Cretaceous or early Paleocene.”

Roy and Staci in the Morning - Lube Jobs and Hair Salons [ 2:00:03 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1904)
Feb 10

The Madhouse Pre-Cum Show for February 9th, 2013

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Stolen from imgur

For the past few weeks, I’ve been broadcasting on the Madhouse Live stream before Carlito’s show, playing music, complaining about Carlito being late, listening to other prank streams live on the air, and occasionally making some prank calls. This week’s show is the first one that I feel deserves a release because a few funny things happened, most of it near the end of the show.

You can listen to Carlito’s Madhouse Live every Saturday night at 7pm Pacific / 10pm Eastern at madhouselive.com. And if you tune in an hour or so before that, you’ll sometimes hear me on the stream, loudly eating chips and salsa.

Madhouse Pre-Cum Show for February 9th, 2013 [ 1:18:10 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1425)
Feb 09

Brad and NotBrad Bother Pizza Customers

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Ahhh, the 1950's...back when girls didn't have nipples...

Earlier this week, on Thursday night, NotBrad messaged me on Skype and asked if I’d help him test his microphone. I should have known it was a trick because the next thing I know we’re on the air and doing pizza calls for 90 minutes. There’s some fun stuff in here, especially NotBrad’s Checkers analogy near the end. That guy is FLABERGASTED and it’s ALLLLLL Gregory’s fault!

In the beginning you hear us talking about a girl I tried to call because I dinged her car. Yes, I actually dinged a car last summer, right in the midst of all my car ding pranks. Damn karma! Also, the website we were talking about where you can work from home filling Pizza Hut orders is pizzahutishomejobs.com. Go apply and see how long you last at it! Our pranking fun in this episode begins at around 20 minutes into the 90 minutes.

In other important news – TONIGHT (Saturday, February 9th, 2013) RBCP will be on the air at around 5pm Pacific / 8pm Eastern, making some prank calls and kind of holding the fort down until Carlito shows up to do his weekly Madhouse Live show. It won’t be nonstop prank calls – there will be music too, but it should still be a fun couple of hours before Carlito’s show. If Carlito is late, which he ALWAYS is, then I’ll keep going until he boots me off the air. Plans tonight include lots of lube, so be listening!

You know how I never shut up about Rappy McRapperson because I love him so much? Well guess what? There is now a Rappy McRapperson Media Pack for you to download with your favorite bittorrent client! It includes all of Rappy’s albums, all of his collaboration albums, his artwork, photos, and episode of his TV show from the early 2000′s. If you’re missing any important Rappy material, then this is definitely the place to get it.

www.rappymcrapperson.com/rappymediapack.torrent

The Brad and NotBrad Pizza Show - 02-07-2013 [ 1:40:56 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1648)